IRC log started Thu Mar  6 16:57
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*** Users on #qub: Cricky {wiz} K-MUS scriblix Mulder- @pallen wildthing @X @ENER
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<{wiz}> i hope the celts stuff those bastards
<Mulder-> Hi crick...
<scriblix> u saw 2 matches already
<scriblix> in 2 nights
<{wiz}> celtic are favourite tonite
<scriblix> no more
<wildthing> theres not a team like the glasgow rangers
<Mulder-> No I only saw about 10 minutes of the Newcy match
<Cricky> hey mul
<{wiz}> 5-7, rangers 11-5, 11-8 the draw
<Cricky> I hear you want to fight me ?
<scriblix> eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr, who's fault was that, then........
<wildthing> oooooooooooooo
<Mulder-> Nope, scrib made a comment that I misconstrued...
<{wiz}> van hoouydonk and thom are to be dropped
<scriblix> eh???
<wildthing> handbags at 10 paces
<Mulder-> She said she woke up with a crick in her neck
<Mulder-> So I threatened to do you in :)
<Cricky> in
<Cricky> ?
* scriblix sits down to watch the fight, should be fun
<Cricky> how could I get in here neck ?
<Cricky>   :)
<scriblix> hehehehehehehehehehe
<scriblix> big fight!!!!!
* Cricky slaps mulder with a trout
* Mulder- knows it won't be.. not going near the mental ninja kung fu bastard...
<wildthing> we are going to win 10 in a row
<Cricky> that's jiu-jitsu to you  ;)
<scriblix> a TROUT????
<Mulder-> hehehe
<Cricky> fish fight srib
* K-MUS slaps Cricky around a bit with a large trout
<scriblix> anything like origami????
* Mulder- produces a dead turbet
<Cricky> common irc practice
<Mulder-> Look I warned you...
<scriblix> what i do now????
* Cricky draws his swordfish from its sheath
* Mulder- swings all round him with the turbet
* K-MUS lifts a exploding dog and lobs it as Cricky
* Cricky bats the dog with his fish
* Mulder- produces his Great White Shark..
<scriblix> so, swordfish use sheaths then.....................
<scriblix> ooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<scriblix> kiky
* Cricky gets out the whale (blue)
<scriblix> kinky, even
* Mulder- produces The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
<scriblix> yayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> 1
<Cricky> 2
<Cricky> 4
* Mulder- throws said hand grenade straight down cricky's throat..
<Cricky> ;)
<scriblix> crick, get it right!!!!
<Mulder-> Die..
<pallen> here crick I hope it was good for you
<scriblix> it's 1, 2, 5 (3 sir!!!) 3
* Cricky swallows the grenade where it is digested by the alcohol he drank
last nite
<wildthing> crick who was that girl jonny went out with again??
<Cricky> ermmm
<Cricky> Mawdsley
<pallen> football is shit
<Cricky> i forogtten her first name
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<scriblix> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> ahh Kelly
<Mulder-> Hmmm
<scriblix> an unbeliever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<scriblix> killmaimdestroy!!!!!!!!!
* Mulder- welcomes Glipe with a kick in the head...
<wildthing> cheers man
<wildthing> bye  all
<scriblix> aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww, poor glipe
<pallen> here I'm a black belt in oragami
*** Signoff: wildthing (rangers for 10 in a row)
* scriblix comforts glipe
<Mulder-> Here what are you at.. you're meant to be on my side...
<scriblix> there, there, that nasty man won't hurt u anymore
<pallen> scriblix, you into kinky stuff
<pallen> ?
* Glipe knows Karate and lots of other foreign words
<scriblix> mmmmmmmmmmmmm, u never know, pallen....y??? u up for some???
* Mulder- knows how to use a beer bottle...
<pallen> 1.....2.....5.no three sir. 3
* Glipe lobboth the holy hand grenade of antioch
<Cricky> doh
<scriblix> ooooooooohhhhhhh, scary.
<Mulder-> WE'VE HAD THAT ONE....
<Mulder-> I've already used it...
<Cricky> who's going out for tanky's birthday then ?
<Mulder-> Just before you arrived
<scriblix> mememememememememememememe
<scriblix> pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
<Mulder-> Yeah, me...
<scriblix> pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
<scriblix> :)
<scriblix> after pub, X)
<Glipe> Fuck off sean
<Mulder-> hehehe
<scriblix> happyman is a wanker
<Glipe> thanks
<scriblix> sean dempsey is happyman
* Glipe says, rubbing the now growing bruise.
<scriblix> therefore sean dempsey is a wanker
<Mulder-> OOH AH...
<Mulder-> OOH AH
<Mulder-> OOH AH CANTONA
<Glipe> Why?
<scriblix> piss off united shite
<Mulder-> OOH AH
<Mulder-> CANTONA
<Mulder-> hehehe
<scriblix> andy cole is a big black pudding
*** Signoff: pallen (Write error to pallen[elm32], closing link)
<Glipe> Nostrils ahoy!!
<scriblix> :)
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<Mulder-> Song sung at Porto last night.....
<Mulder-> Are you City
<Mulder-> Are you City
<ENER> helo
<Mulder-> Are you City in disguise
<scriblix> oh, god, no
<Mulder-> Are you City in disguise...
<ENER> is some1 gonna get me?
<scriblix> not footie songs.....unless
* Mulder- stops just in case...
<purp> right sorry scrib what was that?
<Cricky> *** CTCP PING reply from purp: 1 second
<Cricky> better
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<pallen> much better
<scriblix> what was what
<scriblix> ?
<Glipe> hmmmm Methinks you don't get out enough Scrib, yet know you do.
<pallen> I was horribly lagged
<scriblix> did any1 go to the comedy night????? 
<scriblix> the aussie bloke was fuking amazing
<{wiz}> i have finished off my page!
<scriblix> big laffs
<{wiz}> didn't take five mins
<Glipe> ping
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<Glipe> ping
<Mulder-> Bastard picked on mechanical engineers, good job I was at home watching Porto being an even bigger joke...
<scriblix> i know glipe went
<scriblix> no, he didn't it was the other one
<scriblix> if u give bouncers banana's they will be yur friend!!!!!
<pallen> might not be a good idea that
<scriblix> cos mech. engineers need friends
<scriblix> apparently
<Glipe> SSSShhhhhhhhh.  You'll reveal my secret identity!
<Mulder-> Librarians rule oooook (anyone who doesn't get that....)
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<Cricky> hmmm
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<Cricky> lo d8
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<Cricky> eh ?
<scriblix> oooooooohhhhhhhhhh, fuck discworld shite
<Cricky> u cheeky goit
<Cricky> !hangman
<D8> Sorry, Cricky, no hangman game in progress...
<scriblix> thank fuck for that
<{wiz}> http://www.angelfire.com/mo/damienlavery/
<D8> By-Tor's Hangman v2.6 started by Mulder-...
<D8> Use !hangman <guess> and !hangman <answer> to play
<Glipe> You watched the match (if you could call it a match) then, Mulder?
<D8> Puzzle: -----------
<Mulder-> Yup
<Mulder-> :)
<scriblix> aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww, mul, u eejit
<pallen> !hangman o
<Cricky> !hangman e
<D8> There is no O, pallen!
<D8> Puzzle: ----------- | Guesses left: 5 | Letters guessed: O
<D8> Correct guess of E by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: ----E------ | Guesses left: 5 | Letters guessed: OE
<Glipe> Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<scriblix> hangman fuck off
<Cricky> !hangman t
<D8> There is no T, Cricky!
<D8> Puzzle: ----E------ | Guesses left: 4 | Letters guessed: OET
<scriblix> hangman f
<Cricky> !hangman s
<pallen> !hangman r
<scriblix> hangman u
<D8> Correct guess of S by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: ----ES----- | Guesses left: 4 | Letters guessed: OETS
<D8> There is no R, pallen!
<scriblix> hangman c
<Cricky> out a ! in scrib
<D8> Puzzle: ----ES----- | Guesses left: 3 | Letters guessed: OETSR
<pallen> bugger
<scriblix> hangman k
<Glipe> Helllllllllllllllp meeeeee,   I'm Meeeeelting!!!!!
<scriblix> hangman o
<Cricky> !hangman h
<D8> There is no H, Cricky!
<D8> Puzzle: ----ES----- | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: OETSRH
<scriblix> hangman f
<scriblix> hangman f
<Cricky> put a ! in front scrib
<Mulder-> Now now scrib....
<scriblix>  ie, hangman fuck off
*** Signoff: K-MUS ((Think life is crap... Look at the alternative))
<Cricky> doh
<scriblix> what????? what i do?????
<scriblix> i wanna go to sleep..........
<scriblix> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Mulder-> Awwwww
<scriblix> mmmmmmmmmm, i wonder.............
<Mulder-> C'mon it's not that difficult....
* Glipe hurls
<Cricky> !hangman p
<D8> Correct guess of P by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: ---PES----- | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: OETSRHP
<scriblix> glipe fuck off
<Cricky> !hangman g
<D8> Correct guess of G by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: G--PES----- | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPG
* Glipe giggles
<Cricky> !hangman a
<D8> Correct guess of A by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: G--PESA---- | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGA
<scriblix> glipeshite!!!!!!!
<Mulder-> Nope
<scriblix> do i win????
<scriblix> fukit
<Mulder-> You are wrong...
<Mulder-> Close but wrong...
<Glipe> a punch in the nose?
<Cricky> !hangman u
<D8> There is no U, Cricky!
<D8> Puzzle: G--PESA---- | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGAU
<Cricky> !hangman i
<D8> Correct guess of I by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: G-IPESA-I-- | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGAUI
<Glipe> glipesaliva
<scriblix> dur!!! try l 
<Cricky> !hangman l
<Mulder-> Nope
<D8> Correct guess of L by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: GLIPESA-I-- | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGAUIL
<pallen> d?
<Cricky> !hangman c
<Cricky> oops
<D8> Correct guess of C by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: GLIPESA-IC- | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGAUILC
<Cricky> !hangman d
<D8> Correct guess of D by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: GLIPESADIC- | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: OETSRHPGAUILCD
<Cricky> !hangman k
<Glipe> My name in large print, I feel so...... worried
<D8> Correct guess of K by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle completed by Cricky!
<D8> Puzzle Answer: GLIPESADICK
<D8> Cricky's score is now: 1
<Cricky> hehehe
<scriblix> mmmmmmmmmmmm, bet he likes u now, mul!!!!
Sec: #qub            @D8 @pallen Glipe @Cricky {wiz} scriblix Mulder- @X ENER
<D8> By-Tor's Hangman v2.6 started by pallen...
<D8> Use !hangman <guess> and !hangman <answer> to play
<D8> Puzzle: -----------
<scriblix> sleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleep
<scriblix> FUCK OFF HANGMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<scriblix> hang hangman
<scriblix> from the ceiling
<scriblix> by the bollix
<pallen> scrib y for u knot join in?
<Glipe> Smile and the world smiles with you, slag off a depressed bloke and
everyone laughs!  int life grand
<scriblix> make him fuck off and leave us alone
<Mulder-> hehehe
* scriblix comforts glipe(again)
<Cricky> scrib - wot is up with you ?
<Cricky> !hangman h
<D8> Correct guess of H by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: --------H-- | Guesses left: 6 | Letters guessed: H
<scriblix> nufink
<Cricky> !hangman i
<D8> Correct guess of I by Cricky
<Cricky> !hangman t
<D8> Puzzle: I-------H-- | Guesses left: 6 | Letters guessed: HI
<scriblix> i dont like hangman is all
<D8> Correct guess of T by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: I------TH-T | Guesses left: 6 | Letters guessed: HIT
<Cricky> !hangman a
<D8> Correct guess of A by Cricky
<Glipe> !hangman alphabet
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 6 | Letters guessed: HITA
<D8> Incorrect guess by Glipe! Guesses left: 5
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 5 | Letters guessed: HITA
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<Cricky> lo mrb
<pallen> shitt have to do some work, i think, yup
<Glipe> !hangman z
<Cricky> hehe
<D8> There is no Z, Glipe!
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 4 | Letters guessed: HITAZ
<MrBlonde> hello there
<Glipe> !hangman Z
<D8> Z has already been used, Glipe!
<MrBlonde> hhmm hehehe gotta go
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 4 | Letters guessed: HITAZ
<MrBlonde> cyas
<Cricky> !hangman xd
<Cricky> oops
<D8> Incorrect guess by Cricky! Guesses left: 3
*** Signoff: MrBlonde (Leaving)
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 3 | Letters guessed: HITAZ
<Glipe> !hangman z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> !hangman d
<D8> Incorrect guess by Glipe! Guesses left: 2
<D8> Puzzle: I------THAT | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: HITAZ
<D8> Correct guess of D by Cricky
<D8> Puzzle: I-----DTHAT | Guesses left: 2 | Letters guessed: HITAZD
<Cricky> !hangman l
<D8> There is no L, Cricky!
<D8> Puzzle: I-----DTHAT | Guesses left: 1 | Letters guessed: HITAZDL
<Glipe> !hangman ZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<D8> Incorrect guess by Glipe!
<D8> There is no ZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Glipe!
<D8> Puzzle: I-----DTHAT | Guesses left: 0 | Letters guessed: HITAZDL
<D8> Bah, you lose!
<D8> Puzzle Answer: ISECONDTHAT
<Glipe> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<scriblix> hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i wonder
<Glipe> Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah
* scriblix wonders
~Moose Head~ Don't say z    
<Glipe> ha
<scriblix> wonderwonderwonder
<Cricky> :-o
<Glipe> sorry for being ignorant but I was born and it progressed badly from
there
<D8> By-Tor's Hangman v2.6 started by Mulder-...
<D8> Use !hangman <guess> and !hangman <answer> to play
<D8> Puzzle: -----------
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<Cricky> hehe
<Mulder-> Very nice...
<Mulder-> You could ban him again....
<Glipe> Are you a sadomasochist or something Mulder
<scriblix> oooooooooohhhhhhhh fuck this
<Mulder-> What?
<scriblix> wonderwonderwonderwonder
<scriblix> wonderwonderwonder
<Glipe> Stop with the Hanhman already!
<scriblix> wonderwonder
<pallen> !hangman isecondthat
<scriblix> wonder
<D8> Incorrect guess by pallen! Guesses left: 5
<D8> Puzzle: ----------- | Guesses left: 5 | Letters guessed: 
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<scriblix> i hate hangman
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<pallen> !hangman
<scriblix> wanna go to sllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp
<Mulder-> What is the word?
<scriblix> the word was a very tacky tv show
<Mulder-> No The Word was an EXCELLENT tv show
<scriblix> it starred terry christian
<pallen> !hangman i
<D8> Correct guess of I by pallen
<D8> Puzzle: -I--------- | Guesses left: 5 | Letters guessed: I
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<Mulder-> I mean the word that is causing d8 to be wordkicked
<scriblix> who was one of the most annoying ppl ever on tv
<pallen> puzzle
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<Mulder-> Ah
<pallen> the word is puz_le
<Mulder-> That would be the wordkick...
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<Mulder-> puz?
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<pallen> puz
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<pallen> no the word is pu--------z
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<Mulder-> pu
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<pallen> pu
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<Glipe> This is getting silly
<Mulder-> No it is any word with a p
~Moose Head~ The WordKick list is empty.
* scriblix is going to sleep now
<Mulder-> a u
<Mulder->  or a z
<pallen> ok don't say p u and z in the same sentance
<Mulder-> In that order
<Mulder-> Or in the same word even
<pallen> uz
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<Mulder-> uzp
<scriblix> ever ever again for the rest of yur life say that word....
<Glipe> dumdedumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum
<scriblix> never ever, even
<pallen> I'm going home had enough of here see ya all tomorrow
<Mulder-> cya pallen
<Cricky> cya pla
<Cricky> .
<Cricky> oops
<Glipe> bye bye pallen
* Mulder- really wants to see Mars Attacks....
<Mulder-> Daniel Day Lewis gets on my wick....
<pallen> andy b's got a mobile
* scriblix REALLY wants to see the crucible
<Cricky> that looks cack scrib
<Cricky> I wa
<pallen> yea
<Cricky> i wanna see star wars  ;)
<pallen> do you not know andy b?
<Mulder-> If he actually does get burned at the end it might be worth it...
* scriblix wants to know y he's on yur wick in the first place
<pallen> mq
* Glipe suggests the longer of the two films
<Cricky> I've heard the name but I don't recognise the face
* Mulder- suggests Hamlet in a few weeks time...
<scriblix> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, does glipe want a slapping????
<Mulder-> 4 1/2 hours....
<Cricky> jeez
<Mulder-> :)
<Cricky> I dodn't realise it was that time  :-/
<scriblix> WA-HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pallen> he's a complete dick, nob from hell, just listen, you'll find him on alt christian discuss in queens and alt pantyhose
<pallen> bye all
*** Signoff: pallen (Leaving)
<Cricky> that must be wher
<Glipe> Hmmmmm (clean mind, think clean mind)
<scriblix> :)
<Cricky> cyaz
Sec: #qub            Mulder- @D8 Glipe @Cricky {wiz} scriblix @X ENER 
<Mulder-> Cya m8
<scriblix> glipe, that is a "mission impossible" for yu
*** Signoff: Cricky (doh!)
IRC log ended Thu Mar  6 17:32

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