IRC log started Tue Dec 10 10:10
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*** Users on #qub: Cricky wildthing Mulder- cosmic @X 
<cosmic> crick!!
<wildthing> hi crick
<Cricky> cos !!!!
<Cricky> lo wt
<Mulder-> Hi crick
<Cricky> lo mul
<Cricky> any1 seen zoot this morn ?
<Mulder-> <Cricky> cos !!!!
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by X
<Mulder-> Multiple exclamation marks are the sure sign of an insane mind
<Cricky> indeed
<Mulder-> Hey Crick why do we have X again instead of W?
-BROADCAST- A split is going to occure between EU and US in a few, this to
avoid lag. We're sorry about the impact this could have on your cyberlife.
<Cricky> dunno mul
<Cricky> the whims of cservice
<Mulder-> Ah
<Cricky> :-/
<cosmic> what's up ppl?
<Cricky> not uch it seems
<Cricky> I'm starving  :(
<cosmic> aww
<Mulder-> Got my brother absolutely stocious at our work do on Saturday night, then drove home along really bumpy roads so as he'd be sick when we got home
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<Cricky> zoot is coming
<Cricky> aha  :)
<Mulder-> And it worked :)
<Zoot> here cricky remove me form X
<Cricky> so kind of you mul
<cosmic> you're soooooooooooooooooo nasty mul
<Cricky> y ?
<Zoot> And then put me on again
<Zoot> cos it wont verify me
<Cricky> hmmm
<Cricky> have you fixed your .ircrc
<Cricky> ?
<Zoot> yeah
<Cricky> hummm
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<Cricky> just a sec
<Zoot> Ive tried everything earlier but no joy :(
<Zoot> -W- AUTHENTICATION FAILED!
<Zoot> it keeps saying W too
<Zoot> but i changed to X
<Cricky> hmmmm
<Cricky> you're on again zoot
<Zoot> ok
<Zoot> ok
<MrBlonde> hey crick were u at prodigy on fri??
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<Cricky> yup mrb
<Zoot> Blonde do I remember seeing you there
<MrBlonde> nope
<Zoot> or did I think that up
<MrBlonde> couldnt go at the last minute
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<Zoot> Ah everything makes sense
<Cricky> u thought it up
<Cricky> lo butler
<MrBlonde> had to sell my ticket
<Cricky> zoot - bought Tomb Raider for the Ps yesterday
<butler> hi
<Zoot> Cricky autoop on
<Zoot> -W- AUTHENTICATION FAILED!
<Zoot> cricky its still fucked
<Zoot> Blonde what ?
<Cricky> ?
<Zoot> you had to sell your ticket ?
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<Zoot> Cricky why is X fucked
* Mulder- would like to say that Crusaders are the jammiest and dirtiest team
he has seen in his life
<Cricky> wokring ok for me  :-/
<Cricky> just a sec
<Mulder-> Bloody Sid Burrows elbowed Winkie in the side of the head after 10
minutes and the referee did nothing about it
<Zoot> Cricky ive sussed it
<Zoot> x@channels.undernet.org for X
<butler> i'm goin off to look up stuff on star wars
<butler> byeeeeeeeeeeee
*** Signoff: butler (Leaving)
<Zoot> I had x@channels2.undernet.org for W
<Cricky> gnfigdn
<Cricky> :)
<Zoot> sorry
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<Zoot> alrigtjt
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<Zoot> MB why did you have to sell your ticket
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<Mulder-> Hey Zoot, how come when we're playing dirty teams we always get that useless bastard John Ferry refereeing?
<Zoot> Who knows
<Zoot> nil all what a fuck
<Zoot> And the Glens won
<Mulder-> I know, should have had 3 in the last 10 minutes...
<Mulder-> Harry Mc Court was magic
<Zoot> I take it you managed to go
<Mulder-> Sid Burrows elbowed Winkie and got away with it
<Mulder-> Yup, first time I've been this year that they haven't lost
<Mulder-> :)
<Zoot> here cricky try this website
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<Zoot> http://www.niweb.com/dnet/tinman/tinman.htm
<ENER> bahhhaha
<Mulder-> Although I still haven't seen them score...
<Zoot> doh
<Mulder-> Here, Zoot what the fuck are the IFA playing at cancelling my
entertainment for tonight? I mean a victory at Windsor Park would have set me
up for the rest of the week
<Zoot> Whgat ?!?
<Cricky> zoot - I almost went to the empire to see them
<Zoot> You should have
<Zoot> I just sent an email asking where they got their name
<Cricky> heh
<Zoot> They better reply
*** Signoff: MrBlonde (Leaving)
<Mulder-> Linfield-Ards cancelled tonight .. to preserve the pitch for
Saturday
<Zoot> fuck off what a shit excuse
<cosmic> mul you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo interesting
<Zoot> haha
<Cricky> hehehe
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<MrBlonde> bahahahahaha
<cosmic> mrb!
<MrBlonde> cosmic!!!!!!!!!
<Zoot> ya back re blonde
<cosmic> i can't talk 2 u - star will b cross!
<MrBlonde> hehehehee
<cosmic> we had a fight!
<MrBlonde> course u can talk to me ;)
<cosmic> aww
<MrBlonde> oooooooooo
<cosmic> do we have to talk???? ;)
<MrBlonde> fighting over me?
<MrBlonde> hehehe well if u prefer to do something else.......
<MrBlonde> ;)
<cosmic> hehehe
<Mulder-> I'm depressed, I'm gonna fail my maths because of my coursework,
I can't think interesting thoughts...
<Zoot> Come play my game I'll test ya
<MrBlonde> maths?
<Mulder-> So don't slag me off
<MrBlonde> maths is easy
<MrBlonde> isnt it ener?????????
<cosmic> huh
<wildthing> who said inst
<Zoot> Inhale Inhale Your the victim
<Zoot> wt you did just then
<wildthing> oh silly me
<ENER> yeah
Pub: #qub            MrBlonde ENER @Zoot @Cricky wildthing Mulder- cosmic @X
<MrBlonde> eners VERY good at maths
<Zoot> ENER wot you at ?
<MrBlonde> hehehehe inst
<cosmic> nr!!!
<MrBlonde> inst = poofs
<cosmic> hahaha
<ENER> =P
<MrBlonde> shit sorry ener i forgot ur from inst!"
<ENER> at least im not from the incestious country =P
<MrBlonde> great school inst :P
<Mulder-> Yeah right....
<ENER> oh arrr
<wildthing> no you never you called him an inst bastard last night
<Zoot> haha
<Mulder-> There are many sane intelligent people who went to inst, most of
them are in fact here right now
<Mulder-> Anyone else I knew who went anywhere near the place was a complete
fuckin wanker
<cosmic> ooooooooh nice!
<ENER> i think uve had enuff top deck 
<MrBlonde> ahahahaha
<MrBlonde> hehehee 1 tin obviously!
<Cricky> I've said it before and I'll say it again - only those of us who went
to inst can slag it off
<Zoot> Yeah Imean there were some fucking assholes who like it up the ass who
went to inst
<Cricky> anyone else gets their ass kicked
<cosmic> scary!
<ENER> zoot ud know =P
<Cricky> zoot - some ppl on this channel have lived with one
<cosmic> one what?
<Zoot> ENER you like to be on the slamming end of things i hear
<Cricky> hehe :)
<Cricky> suits you
<Zoot> OOH sir
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahahahahahaha
<MrBlonde> ooooooooo
<MrBlonde> fight
<ENER> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
<MrBlonde> so cosmic when r u meeting me then? ;)
<Cricky> eh ?
<Zoot> Nice to see you still have the old sense of humour
<ENER> nahh ur into the gary glitter more than any1
<cosmic> whenever u want honey!
<MrBlonde> oooooo
<Cricky> <cosmic> whenever u want money!
<ENER> come on come on, ahaah
<Cricky> goad
<cosmic> oooooooh indeed!
<MrBlonde> hhhhmmmmmmmmm ash 9 and ash 24
* Mulder- has decided that he is a neurovore
<ENER> what happened to W?
<Cricky> mul - u eat neurones ?
<MrBlonde> he had a sore head
<Mulder-> No I live on my nerves
<wildthing> yes james
<cosmic> right i'm away now
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<Cricky> me too I think
<tanky> mmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo
<ENER> hehe
<cosmic> hi tanks
<cosmic> byeeee...............
<Cricky> cya coz
*** Signoff: cosmic (oooooh mrb!)
<ENER> james, do u feed meat pies thru wts letterbox?
<Cricky> hehehe
<tanky> hi cosmicccccccccccccccccccc
<Mulder-> gotta go
<tanky> bye muldeeeee
*** Signoff: Mulder- (Fuckin IFA can kiss my ass)
<MrBlonde> bye cosmic!!!!!!!!
*** Ambiguous command: AUTOGET
<tanky> mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooo
<MrBlonde> cya sexy
<MrBlonde> ahahahaha in true david wicks style!!
<ENER> im logging that 4 star
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<ENER> ahahaah
<tanky> craggggggg
<ENER> only it may be doctored a bit
<cragrat> hiya!
<ENER> <MrBlonde> cya sexy, and remember im shagging u tonite
<cragrat> ttttttttankyyyyyy!
<MrBlonde> nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<cragrat> hi crick - got my info?
<Cricky> jeez
<ENER> heheh only joking
<Cricky> you should see aiden's web page zoot
<Cricky> crag - yeah - I'll put it up today or tomorrow
<Zoot> why whats on it
<Cricky> http://members.tripod.com/~HalloweenJack/
<cragrat> ok, cheers
<Cricky> weird stuff
<Zoot> cheers cricky
<cragrat> whassat?
<MrBlonde> ener dont or i'll tell every1 how u actually like listening to val dooligan!
<Cricky> he's talking about christianity, people, music..
<ENER> u bastard!
<Cricky> very philosophical
<Zoot> wow
<Cricky> hehehe
<Zoot> thats his course for ya
<MrBlonde> opppppssss sorry ener
<Cricky> I thought he was doing history ?
<Cricky> right I'm gonna go here
<Zoot> well thats philosophical enough for me
<Cricky> cyaz all later probably
<Zoot> lecture
<tanky> bye crickyyyyyyyyy
<Cricky> bye tankyyyyyyyyy
<Zoot> cya
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IRC log ended Tue Dec 10 10:54


44 minute log



IRC log started Tue Dec 10 14:30
*** Cricky (~u9542361@elm28) has joined channel #qub
*** Topic for #qub: /msg x access #qub * for a list of people who suck my cock
*** #qub Cricky 850225210
*** Users on #qub: Cricky Star_ MrBlonde tanky Dseven @pallen @X ENER 
<tanky> crickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Star_> hi crick
<pallen> cricky will fix it
* tanky still has a broken mailbox....
* tanky still has a broken mailbox....
<ENER> staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
<Cricky> lo tanks
<Cricky> lo pallen
<Cricky> lo star
<Star_> enerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<pallen> lo cricky
<Star_> warez that MrB 1?
<ENER> he was there a sec ago
<Star_> i kmow
<Star_> but hes being quiet
<ENER> hes probably collapsed after that 2nd tin of topdeck
<Star_> thats it yeah
<pallen> hahahaha
<pallen> hohoho
<Star_> i told him to lay off the hard stuff
Pub: #qub            Cricky Star_ MrBlonde tanky Dseven @pallen @X ENER 
<ENER> i said, easy on the lime flavored 1, but he didnt listen
<tanky> helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
<Star_> but would he listen? no
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<stray> hi all
<Cricky> lo stary
<Star_> he must be off chasing that nurse who looks like me again heheh
<tanky> if there's no op in the ash do i phone the one in the elm for help???
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<teresa> MrBlonde: hi
#qub            stray     H   ~u9543058@ash17 (trapped in hell)
<Star_> o
<Cricky> tanky - that would be pallen
<Star_> whats all this? does MrB have a girlie?
<tanky> strayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Dseven> Just cos some1 says 'hi' they're your "girlie"?
<Cricky> hmmmm
<Star_> yeah thats about the height of it d7
<Dseven> rite
<stray> tanky
<ENER> star shhhhhhhh
<Star_> d7 i was fucking joking - would u lighten up for goodness sake?
<Star_> y ener?
<ENER> ur embarassing pallen
<Dseven> ??
<Star_> howe?
<Dseven> What was that outburst for? I didn't say anything!!!
<Star_> <Dseven> Just cos some1 says 'hi' they're your "girlie"?
<ENER> fuck up
<Star_> whop ener?
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<Dseven> Star: and ?
<ENER> gid
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<pallen> if theres no super in the ash phone the scilib on 4157
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<tanky> help
<pallen> shut up tanky
<Nige> hello all
<ENER> shhhhh
<ENER> ur desturbing the badgers
*** Signoff: Nige (changing server)
<tanky> helpnooooooooooooooooooo
<tanky> helpnooooooooooooooooooo
<stray> pallen   you suck
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<ENER> no need to be all confrontational now son
<Nige> Feck I am still lagging!
*** Signoff: Nige (changing servers again!)
<pallen> stray: pardon
<teresa> Dseven: hello.....................hope star doesn't get the wrong idea
<stray> sorry pallen - tanky needs help- just to get your attention
<tanky> he's giving you the truth pallen
<tanky> you suck cause you don't do your job adn help damsels in distress!
<Star_> fucksake can no1 take a joke?
<ENER> =]~ ~ '
<pallen> I don't know how to fix but I am looking into it
<tanky> thanks youi!
<teresa> Star_:  sure we can..................we're talking to you
* ENER hides
<ENER> doh
<teresa> Star_: now that's a joke
<pallen> tanky your hardly a damsel, damson yes, damson no
* Cricky is back!!!!!!!!!!!
<ENER> thats a type of plum isnt it?
<Star_> o well its just that d7 is always poking his nose in and annoying me
<ENER> a damson
<Cricky> what is going on here
<Cricky> ?
<pallen> yup you make jam and gin from it
<teresa> Star_: can't u take a  joke??????????????????????
<ENER> any1 wanna have a gander at my plums? star aquashed them earlier
<Star_> he doesnt joke - hes always spreading rumours about me
<Dseven> excuse me
<teresa> Dseven: bye baby
<Dseven> I never spoke of any of that business to anyone but yourself
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<Star_> or saying he has heard things and refusing to tell me
* ENER knocks his top deck tin over (inadvertantly mind)
<tanky> well then help a damsonin distress cause i can't emial my bro!
or send anyone a chrissy message!
<Cricky> damson ?
<ENER> utopia: /syshome/staff/dmateer/unsorted/a/clog-$./clog -p -r -i de0
<ENER> interface: de0, filter: tcp, promisc: off
<ENER> Segmentation fault
<ENER> =(
<pallen> your bro can survive without a chrissy message
<tanky> he;'s getting lonley
<Dseven> nr: it's obv full of topdeck now :)
<tanky> and i can't send you one either honey!
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<ENER> me top deck has leaked into my O/S
<pallen> good
<ENER> nooooooooo
<pallen> ?
<Star_> ener u can sqeeze ur plums and have plum juic instead
<ENER> good idea
<Star_> thanx ;)
<Nige> Hey Mr blonde didn`t do so well on Saturday!!!
<ENER> ive got quite a weak wrist tho
<Star_> i have nice wrists apparently
<Star_> heheh y's that nige?
<ENER> ye
<ENER> s
<ENER> no nige 
<ENER> dont
<Star_> nice and firm ener
<ENER> please
<stray> you people disgust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Star_> o whats all thins?
<stray> seYa
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<ENER> stray u sick fuq
<ENER> io
<ENER> oi
<Cricky> who was stray ?
<Star_> ener do u want me to squeeze them for u?
<Cricky> *** stray is ~u9543058@ash17 (trapped in hell)
<Cricky> *** on channels: #wicca
<Star_> the plums that is
<Nige> What do ya`s want now??
<ENER> i dont think i could take it, my eyes would water
<Nige> No Mr B lost on Saturday!!!
<Star_> and ur mascara would run
<Star_> nige is that the rowing?
<pallen> tanky: did you get that?
<Nige> Yip
<ENER> heeh rowing
<Star_> do u row too>?
<tanky> pallen i didinee work
<ENER> hehe
<Nige> Yes I do...not for Queens though
<Star_> who for then?
<ENER> heeheh
<Nige> Belfast Rowing Club
<ENER> heeheh
<ENER> haaha
<Star_> o
<Star_> thats nice
<ENER> hehe
<Star_> what r u lafing at ener/
<Nige> They are better!
<ENER> hhohoha
* ENER strokes his chin
<Star_> eh?
<ENER> cox?
<Star_> whats the big joke?
<Nige> Very funny Ener..that`s an origonal one!!
<ENER> heehehe
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<Star_> nige he told me that he lost to chopper
<ENER> r uu the only cox in ur boat?
<ENER> haahahaah
<ENER> heheeh
<Nige> Must have taken you ages to think of that one
<ENER> haaah
<Star_> thats eners best joke ur slagging
<ENER> u had to get ur OAR in didnt u
<ENER> hahhaha
<tanky> look at the timeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Nige> I don`t cox! Quickdraw does though!
<ENER> oh
<Star_> ok boys thats enuff
<Star_> things could get messy
<tanky> i have to gooooooooo
<Star_> bye tanky
<tanky> bye bye big birds!
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*** Signoff: tanky (tank shopping...green or black...)
<ENER> hi stray
<stray> hi again people
<Star_> hiiiiiiiiii
<Nige> Have to go do a maths test see ye`s!
<Star_> byeeeeeeeeee
<stray> good luck Nige
<ENER> ok nige 
*** Signoff: Nige (oh shit!!!!)
<Star_> yeah good luck
<ENER> yeah good luck!
<Star_> ener r u gonna put ur plums on gardeners world?
<ENER> i was thinking about it but i dont fancy a couple of pensioners
handling them
<ENER> wilting might occur
<Star_> yeah they might drop them....
<Star_> or have a heart attack nd squeeze them
<ENER> oooooo
<ENER> dont say that
<Star_> sorry
<ENER> im off to the shop
<ENER> any1 want anything
<Star_> nooooooooooooooo
<Star_> dont leabe me alone
<ENER> ill be back in 2 mins
<ENER> its only up the road
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<Star_> a walnut whipo ener
<ENER> red 1 or a blue 1
<Star_> and some rainbow drops
<Star_> a blue 1
* stray kisses tanky and slips her the tounge
<ENER> yeah dark choc isnt up to much
* stray is passionately fucking tanky in the corner.
<Star_> its ganking
<Star_> thats ruuuuuude
<ENER> whats going on?
<Star_> tanky isnt too sure i think
<ENER> i dont think any1 would want stray bearing down on them
<stray> tanky is here
<Star_> hahah
<stray> mmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooo
<Star_> apart from u ener :P
<Star_> (joke)
<Star_> ener?
<ENER> i am going to the shop
<ENER> when i get back
<Star_> im sorry ener
<pallen> tanky: should work have to look into it
<ENER> i expect an apology
<Star_> im sorry ener
<Star_> im sorry ener
<Star_> im sorry ener
<Star_> im sorry ener
<Star_> im sorry ener
<ENER> u dont mean it
<Star_> i do
<ENER> u dont
<Star_> u know it was a joke
<Star_> pet
<ENER> ok ur forgiven
<Star_> sweetie
<Star_> dear 
<Star_> darling
<Star_> honey
<ENER> ok dont spoil it
<Star_> etc
*** Cricky has changed the topic on channel #qub to ener stop it you gimp
<ENER> wha?
<stray> pallen   tanky has left the building
<pallen> oh
<ENER> stop what?
<Cricky> ener I know its you messing around with topics etc
<Star_> cricky that wasnt nice
<ENER> why thats crazy, im not an op
* Star_ comforts ener
<ENER> u c, they all hate me
<Star_> i dont hate u
<Star_> poooooor ener
<Star_> ener u gone to the shop yet?
<stray> brb
<ENER> im going now
<Star_> ok
<ENER> back in 2 mins
<ENER> time me
<Star_> ok
* Star_ times ener
<Cricky> floodp off
<Star_> 30 secs down
<Cricky> who set the last topic ?
<Star_> 1 minute down
<pallen> don't know
<Star_> 1 minute 30 secs down
<pallen> I got accused tho
<Cricky> I know it was ener
<Star_> 2 minutes up
*** ENER has been kicked off channel #qub by Cricky (| You asked for it! |)
*** ENER (energizr@utopia.gateweb.co.uk) has joined channel #qub
<Star_> hahahahaha
<Star_> 2 mins 30 secs up
<Cricky> X is bloody lagged
*** Signoff: Dseven (ircII 2.8.2-EPIC3 didn't want to be here!)
<Star_> 3 mins up
<Star_> 3 mins 30 secs up
<Cricky> rite I'm away now
<pallen> cya cricky, keep smiling
<Star_> 4 mins up
<Cricky> hmmmmm
<Cricky> ener watch it
*** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock)
IRC log ended Tue Dec 10 15:06


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