IRC log started Tue Feb 11 09:56
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*** Users on #qub: Cricky kOOkyK nooper naughtyvi Kloro ENER @{Deight} @X 
<{Deight}> [Cricky] Greets
<naughtyvi> booze fer t baby?
<naughtyvi> yuo pinged me but i was lagged so i didnt see u there
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*** naughtyvi is now known as lagslaag
#qub            Cricky    H@  ~u9542361@elm30 (http://members.tripod.com/~Cricky)
#qub            kOOkyK    H   ~noop@pcac040.open.ac.uk (kOOkYk)
#qub            nooper    H   ~vix@pcac040.open.ac.uk (kOOkyK)
#qub            lagslaag  H   ~burp@ttyeb.faroc.com.au (space)
#qub            Kloro     G   ~kloro@bot33 (send this smile, over to you)
#qub            ENER      H   energizr@utopia.gateweb.co.uk (New improved Big Box ENER)
#qub            {Deight}  H@  ~Deight@connswater.CS.QUB.AC.UK (Deight)
#qub            X         H@d cservice@undernet.org (For help type: /msg X help)
<nooper> i giv up vix
<nooper> too much lag
<ENER> lost me
<nooper> il seeyi later
*** Signoff: kOOkyK (mmmm........skyscraper.....i love you......)
*** Signoff: nooper (mmm...skyscraper i love you)
<lagslaag> gotta go
<lagslaag> daser has to ring his friend
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<Star> hiyas
<MrBlonde> starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Star> heh
<lagslaag> hi unc
<MrBlonde> hiya niece
<lagslaag> bye unc
<lagslaag> bye all
*** Signoff: lagslaag (bye from the lag girlie who really cant do anything about it.      :()
<Star> hows that for timing
<Star> mrb?
<MrBlonde> hehehehehe excellent
<Star> u gotta go see ransom
<Star> its the best
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IRC log ended Tue Feb 11 09:59

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IRC log started Tue Feb 11 11:33
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*** Users on #qub: Cricky Mr_Nice @haize @Z00t ashs Star MrBlonde Kloro ENER
@{Deight} @X
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by X
<{Deight}> [Cricky] Greets
<MrBlonde> wayhey!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MrBlonde> Buck Rogers!!!!!!!!!!
<ashs> hey crcky
<Star> i have green wallpaper
<MrBlonde> i usedx to have a buck rogers lunchbox
<ashs> cricky even...
<Star> and i have glow in the dark stars on my wardrobe door
<Cricky> lo ash
<Cricky> long time no see ;)
<Star> and i watch them every night when i go to sleep]
<ashs> hahaha..yep
<Z00t> I have glow in the dark stickers still from when I was 5
<Star> i have a pocahontas lunchbox
<Star> did i say that out loud?
<MrBlonde> i have a glow in the dark picture of eva's wonderbra
<Mr_Nice> MrBlonde: Hehehe
<Star> thatd be right
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<Dseven_> mawnin
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<MrBlonde> ahahahahaha that reminds me....
<MrBlonde> there was this comedy on on fri night....
<Star> what>
<MrBlonde> and this guy was a complete sex maniac.......
<Star> and?>
<Star> yes?
<MrBlonde> and he was in the bedroom with this woman....
<Mr_Nice> yeah..
<MrBlonde> and she told him to put on a condom
<Star> hahah yes?
<MrBlonde> ......
<ashs> see yes...I gotta go
<Mr_Nice> uh huh
<Star> uh huh
<MrBlonde> and so he went into the bathroom ......
<Star> bye ashs
<Z00t> uh huh
<Star> yes
<Mr_Nice> yep
<MrBlonde> and she turned the lights out.......
<Z00t> yes
*** Signoff: ashs (the spice girls tremble at the feet of ash and velvet...)
<Mr_Nice> and
<Star> and?
<Z00t> and ??
<MrBlonde> and said that they were her old boyfriends condoms.......
<Mr_Nice> Ugh
<MrBlonde> and that he was a bit kinky
<Star> o dear
<Mr_Nice> Used?
<Star> thats gross
<MrBlonde> and all of a sudden u hear him going "Oh my god".......
<Z00t> used ?!?
<Star> bury
<Star> hurry even
<Star> hah
<MrBlonde> and out pops this luminous comdom in the dark 
<MrBlonde> walking about the screen
<Dseven> heheh
<Star> o dear
<Dseven> I saw that years ago
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahaha
<Dseven> I think
<Star> nothing wrong with nem
<MrBlonde> it was hilarious
<Star> nem uses them all the time :P
<Dseven> then the other guy came back, yeah ?
<Z00t> 0doh
<Dseven> and the two of them were bouncing around in the dark ?
<MrBlonde> and then the old boyfriend walked in wearing a red one
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<MrBlonde> and they fought
<Cricky> ?
<MrBlonde> yeah d7 funny wasnt it
<Dseven> yeah :)
<Mr_Nice> MrBlonde: You're a nutter
<Star> mr_nice?
<z00t> OY NUTTAH
*** z00t is now known as Z00T
<MrBlonde> hehehehe 
<Mr_Nice> DOh!
<Star> mmmmmmmmmmmm =)
<Z00T> cream pies
<Star> nem does a good 1
<Cricky> rhubarb
<Mr_Nice> Mr_Nice=DemonLord.  I'm on #bible at the moment and can't reveal my
true identity or I'll get kicked off
<Star> awwwwwww
*** haize is now known as ArseMagic
*** Z00T is now known as KIDPORN
*** ArseMagic is now known as ARSEMAGIC
<KIDPORNb> lets go
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<Mr_Nice> Divine: Coulda been the large lump on his neck
<Dseven> heheh
<KIDPORN:#bible> kewl
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<ARSEMAGIC:#bible> *cough*
*** KIDPORN has been kicked off channel #Bible by Adam^ (Banned)
<Mr_Nice> Hehehe
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IRC log started Tue Feb 11 14:09
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*** Topic for #qub: NO TOPICS I want a mars bar
*** Users on #qub: Cricky WIZ Star Dseven pallen @TerroR @noooop merpy
MrB_WORK ENER @{Deight} @X
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by X
<{Deight}> [Cricky] Greets
<pallen> hey cricky
<TerroR> oi spy hunter NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<TerroR> crick !!!!!!!!!
<pallen> formula 1
<pallen> best ever
*** Signoff: merpy (Read error to merpy[ttyg4.faroc.com.au]: Connection reset by peer)
<pallen> hands up who had a spectrum
<ENER> pallen likes peter andre
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<pallen> fuck off you take that lover
<pallen> you
<Star> hahah
<Star> thats the ulimate put down pallen
<pallen> thankyou
<ENER> hehe
<Star> better than bella emberg :P
<TerroR> OI
<TerroR> U
<TerroR> NOOOOO
<ENER> bella emberg is a commedinne icon of the 90's
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<pallen> never heard of her
<Star> yeah and my arse plays the banjo
<ENER> i heard that rumor
<Star> see pallen hasnt heard of her so she must be unpopular
<TerroR> hahhaa
<Star> fuck off ener
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<TerroR> ener have u a fascination with the large lady of comedy ?
<ENER> eheheh
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<ENER> shes an obscure celeb
<pallen> ener loves joe brand, intimately
<ENER> fine star
<ENER> ooooo sir
<Star> hahahahha
<ENER> joe brand is obscure enuff
<Star> ener likes his women big then?
<TerroR> but is it not true that the consumption of vast quantities of bella
emberg quality lard will ultimately lead to waist expansion and possibly puff
the magic dragon syndrome in the neighbourhood ?
<ENER> not as big as u star
<Star> :P
<Star> im tiny
<ENER> =P
<pallen> ener is poof the magic dragon
<ENER> i heard that rumor
<ENER> pallen is the bloke that keeps gifs of pints
<TerroR> hey you
<TerroR> yes u
<ENER> u fr00t
<TerroR> is that your under the floor revolving Return of the Jedi badge ?
<pallen> indeed I do, got a problem with that?
<Star> and i have a very flat tummy
<ENER> yeah next time i rm -rf *
<Star> apparently
<lordy> yes, why??
<ENER> u spelt fat wrong star
<pallen> ener thats evil
<ENER> nahh i dont kill ppls accounts
<lordy> cunning wordplay will get you nowhere
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<cragrat> hiya folks
<pallen> hey crag
<pallen> did I say that I just had my quota upped
<ENER> eheh
<ENER> cunning word play
<pallen> what?
<ENER> pallen great what quota u got?
<pallen> it's now 2880 oooooooooo huge
<pallen> not
<TerroR> oi lord !!!!!!1
<Star> what rumour?
<TerroR> are yow cummin down woolverampton like sport ?
<pallen> back 2 skool
<Star> dum de dum
<pallen> oooops
<TerroR> i love ant
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<TerroR> s
* Star is laughing her head off at farside pics
<Cricky> pallen - any idea where this ip is ?  143.117.99.32
<pallen> no but will have a look around
<Star> ha ha ha 
* Star laughs a sarcastic laugh
<Cricky> thanx
<ENER> eh
<ENER> im off
<ENER> werk
<ENER> <-- away
<pallen> crick wqhy do you want to know
<Star> good
<Cricky> just wondering coz ther peson at that ip telnetted onto my machine
while I temporarily had access on
* Star ios bored
* Star should have gone to her lectures
*** Mode change "+v haize" on channel #qub by haize
* Star is gonna listen to nem in future
*** Mode change "+vv Dseven ENER" on channel #qub by haize
*** Mode change "+vv Star cragrat" on channel #qub by haize
<TerroR> haize what yow upto sport ?
<Star> whats that haixe
<haize> giving people +v :)
<TerroR> i noticed me ol china
<Star> whats that?
<haize> errrrr, it puts a nice + beside ur name in a /who *
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #qub by TerroR
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<TerroR> aint that lovely
<Star> mmmmmmm
<haize> smart :)
<TerroR> plums are smart
<haize> who else wants a +?
<lordy> who wants to phone mr +
<cragrat> haize: what does H+ stand for???
<haize> here and +v
<pallen> me I want a plus
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<haize> certainly pannel :)
<lordy> pannel van
<Star> hahha pannel
<Guli> what does a + do?
<pallen> what does the + mean?
<haize> +v means u and the ops can talk when the channel is +m
<haize> other minions can't :)
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<pallen> ahha!
*** Mode change "-m" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<pallen> that is good that is
<lordy> minions... excellent
* cragrat thinks haize's talking double dutch
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<pallen> back in a few minutes
<ENER> heh dork bot strikes again
*** {Deight} has been kicked off channel #qub by haize (get off my bus!)
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*** Mode change "+o {Deight}" on channel #qub by X
<ENER> some 1 config that bot
*** Mode change "-o haize" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<haize> oi!
<ENER> properly
<haize> oh dear
<cragrat> +v, +m, H+, dont get it
<TerroR> OI HAIZE NOOOOOOOOOO
<haize> that bot is gonna be sorry
*** Mode change "+o haize" on channel #qub by X
*** Mode change "-o haize" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<Guli> who is deight, haize
<haize> oh... there is gonna be a fight
<haize> Guli... a bot
<haize> d7's bot
<haize> which appears to have no respect
<Guli> hehe haize's in deep shit?
*** Signoff: Star (Read error to Star[ash25]: Connection reset by peer)
<haize> nope... that bot is gonna get it
<TerroR> delight we all admire your opping and deopping on channel #qub but
we will not tollerate this insorbordination you dirty piece of SCUM !!!!!!!!!!!
<Guli> ehem...it appeears so .... 
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<TerroR> he showed no respect
*** Mode change "+o haize" on channel #qub by X
*** Mode change "-o haize" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<lordy> 3 sweetcorn for this bot
<Guli> terror you spell deight deight not delight

*** Mode change "-o {Deight}" on channel #qub by X
<TerroR> guli i aint bothered mate
*** Mode change "+oo {Deight} haize" on channel #qub by X
*** Mode change "-o haize" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<TerroR> hahha
<ENER> simply login to x, and ban the bot
<haize> grrrrrrr
<ENER> ill do it if u want =P
<TerroR> hehehe
<SpiceStar> hello:?
<Guli> either am I .....
<TerroR> ener knows the secret of life itself
<Guli> cricky ......what is a G?
<lordy> OI {Deight}, outside NOW!
<cragrat> hey spicy star
<SpiceStar> :PPPPPPPPPPPP
<lordy> g for good, great, gimp, take ure pik
<pallen> ahha
*** Mode change "-o {Deight}" on channel #qub by X
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*** Mode change "+o {Deight}" on channel #qub by X
*** Mode change "-o haize" on channel #qub by {Deight}
<TerroR> la lalalal ala
*** TerroR has changed the topic on channel #qub to STrange things are a foot
in the #qub channel Dr Watson give me my morphine !
<ENER> i think theyre should be a ban on ppl who cat config bots
<ENER> cat=cant
<pallen> hmmm op wars .... the new arthur C clark novel
*** Mode change "+o-o haize {Deight}" on channel #qub by X
<TerroR> pallen hahahhaahaa
<haize> HA!
*** {Deight} has been kicked off channel #qub by haize (GET OUT!!!!!!!)
<cragrat> I'm awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<TerroR> hahaha
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<pallen> ban the bot
<haize> victory over the bot
<TerroR> eeeeeeeeeeeez back
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<lordy> victory... nest pas?
*** Mode change "+b *!Deight@connswater.CS.QUB.AC.UK" on channel #qub by haize
<pallen> the bot's alright
<haize> hmmmm /kick ?
<ENER> u dont need a ban, just remove its ops
<haize> ENER: I have
*** Mode change "-b *!Deight@connswater.CS.QUB.AC.UK" on channel #qub by haize
<TerroR> everyone take cover the bots about to explode !!!!!!!!!!!1
<haize> it's ragin now =)
<Guli> very raging storm.....
<ENER> alternatively i could lend u my solaris rootkit and u could root his
machine
<ENER> but queens machines r 2 easy
*** MrB_WORK is now known as MrBlonde
* cragrat can see the debris of deight soaring high on the Polish sky
<TerroR> ener they sure are (smirk)
<cragrat> laters
*** Signoff: cragrat (Leaving)
<WIZ> HEY, DOES ANYONE WANT A MESSAGE TO BE SENT IN A SPACE SHIP TO THE END
OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM?
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<ENER> only last week terror root mounted /etc on botanic1
<haize> ENER: really.... k-rad
<haize> how'd he do it?
<ENER> he used a shoehorn
<TerroR:#qub> ener : i know I heard that NASA were looking into some illegal
monster munch consumption over in Belfast !
<TerroR> hahaha
<ENER> that'll be crispo-john
<WIZ> naw, go to    http://www.huygens.com
<WIZ> send a ,message, and it is guaranteed to be sent into space on a piece
of paper in a space probe
<haize> I heard that NBA were looking into some illegal jam spreading on the
inverse side of toast over Wolves
<TerroR> haize its a lie
<TerroR> we do marmelade down here
<TerroR> :P :P :P
<TerroR> my beatles tape is slowing down
<TerroR> shite battery levels reaching low
<TerroR> my god there coming right at us ?
<haize> Well I heard that Cuppa Chops Ltd. was looking into some illegal
marmelade spreading on the side of Crackawheat over Brummie
<haize> Chuppa Chops even
<pallen> a shit
<TerroR> haize : you will finally get to fullfill your childhood dream of
meeting Jas Mann out of Babylon Zoo !!!!!!
<noooop> ooooo i want to too tezz
<haize> what? WHAT?
<lordy> jas mann is my boss
<haize> can I?
<haize> he's a GENIUS!
<pallen> he's a poof
<TerroR> hahhahaa
<TerroR> thats one way to describe him
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<noooop> hes a babe
<TerroR> and Noddy will be here as well !
<TerroR> baby baby babeeeeeeeee
<ENER> hahaha jas mann
<ENER> he was on brasseye
<michelob> hey ppl
<TerroR> michlobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
<haize> hey you... did u not know that eating marmite cream crackers can lead
to bed-crumb trajedy leading to being ejected from under the duvet by your spouse?
<michelob> yo terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrorrrrrrrrr
<ENER> im off to put a belfry on my bunglow
<michelob> really?
<haize> ENER: brass eye is gonna be a larf this Wednesday
* Guli is away - God knows where. - all messages will be saved.
<lordy> can i sell you some bats?
<haize> bats suck
<ENER> haha joss ackland jizz pack
<ENER> i was laffing so much i had rib displacement
<michelob> how much??
<ENER> the newsagent is beckoning me
<michelob> r the bats?
<haize> oh balls.... gotta go get my spleen seen to
<lordy> 17p each
<haize> see yas later
<lordy> or 12 for a quid
<michelob> bye!! 
<TerroR> laterrrrrrrrrrrrs
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<lordy> see u
<michelob> too expensive!
<michelob> bye lordy
<michelob> oops
<lordy> im not goin..
<michelob> sorry i thought u were
<michelob> 14 4 a pound i might consider!
<lordy> well i tell u what... i'll sell you 13 for a quid
<lordy> plus a free kevin keegan keyring
<michelob> 14
<michelob> deal!
<lordy> ok... i'll meet you downstairs at the coke machine
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<lordy> but bring the quid
<michelob> at 3:05
<Renton-> hello ppl
<lordy> deal..
<michelob> deal!
<Guli> hello renton
<Guli> clear
<michelob> hi donna
<TerroR> hehehe
<Renton-> hows it going?
<michelob> what kinda bats r they??
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<Rafiki> hi all
<michelob> !ping
<michelob> hi raf!
<lordy> rite.. anyone else wants to buy any bats... be at the coke machine
downstairs in the ashby now... especially you ENER, for yer belfry
<Renton-> hi Raf
<michelob> right i'm away to buy bats!
<TerroR> i have to goooooooooo
<TerroR> its bus time
<ENER> eh
* lordy is away - selling bats - all messages will be saved.
<ENER> i just got back from the shop
<ENER> terror - double-ding
<Cricky> cyaz
*** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock)
IRC log ended Tue Feb 11 14:58

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