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<Kloro> :-)
<Kloro> hi cricks
<Cricky> lo klo
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<Kloro> hi merps
<Avina> hey ccricky
<Cricky> hi merps
<Cricky> hi avina
<Avina> hmmm cold fingers
<Kloro> cold head
<Kloro> for some unknown reason
<Kloro> :-)
<Avina> haha
<Avina> i am frozen
<Kloro> well if you come over to maclabs you can borrow my scarf
<Kloro> maclabs is as warm as toast
<merpy> hey everone
<Avina> i even got gloves...still freezing
<merpy> i woz splittin
<Avina> even ashby is cold
<merpy> as you do...
<Avina> indeed
<merpy> listen ppl be glad your freezin
<Avina> why
<merpy> at least you can get warmer right?
<Avina> yeah ....
<Kloro> are you hot merpy ;-)
<Avina> wish i was hot :(
<merpy> i am stuck here in 35 degree heat
<merpy> and i cannot get cooler
<Cricky> merps - I'm just doing your web page now
<merpy> and i hate it !!!!!!!!!1
<merpy> ohh goodie crickster
<Avina> i want some hot chocolate
<merpy> vix is in england now:)
<Kloro> im doing my webpage now
<Kloro> anyone got any nice urls mail them to me
<Kloro> u9537783@qub.ac.uk
<Avina> i got a lecture at 11 should i go to the lib now ?
<Cricky> hummm
* merpy is sweatin mannnnn
<Cricky> merps - is she visiting noops ?
<Kloro> if you can't stand the heat.....
<Avina> this place is full of ppl WORKING !!!!
<merpy> yeah cricky
<Cricky> i remember her saying someothing
<merpy> i wish i could get out of aaustralia klora but it ain't that simple
<Kloro> well climb into your freezer and shut the door
* Avina is dismayed
<merpy> i wonder where noops is anyway
<Kloro> at work during the summer we had a big walk-in freezer - lovely
* Avina thinks she knows noone is the whole ashby :(
<merpy> oh we thought of a cool think today in the bus on the way home
<Avina> i saw someone buying icecream yesterday..the fools
<merpy> put your bra in the freezer the night before
<Kloro> sorry i don't have one
<Kloro> :-)
<Avina> what ?
<merpy> nevermind you caan put your undies in anyway  :)
<Kloro> hmmmmmmmmmm...
<Kloro> i could just go scotch and wear a kilt
<Kloro> my god its so cold today - friend of mine who works in a garage had a
brass monkey knock on the door and ask him if he did welding
<merpy> oh but i just remembered that we'd get chill plains
<merpy> hahahahah
<merpy> oh dear it was soooo hot today that i got stuck to the seat in skool
<Avina> hoho
<Kloro> hehehehehehehehehehehehe
<merpy> and had to get it surgically removed
<Cricky> avina - I got my prac in on time  :)
<merpy> remember that dude who got a toilet seat stuck to his ass in mc donalds?
<Kloro> sounds sore
<Avina> crick : kewl
<merpy> last year i think
<merpy> and it was superglued
<merpy> scarey stull man!!!!!!1111
<merpy> stuff
<Cricky> merpy are you the 2nd or 3 rd oldest sis ?
<Cricky> of the 4
<merpy> em the third
<merpy> the turd ppl like to say  :)
<Avina> this place is so quiet today...very scary
<Cricky> korn ?
<Avina> i hope not
<Cricky> so its.... vix 18, you 17, butler 14 and nooper ?.... 21 ?
<Cricky> you hope not what ?
<merpy> 20
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<Cricky> avina - I had to change prac groups to get it in on time tho  :)
<merpy> yeah i love korn
<Cricky> eh ? she's just a young kid  :)
<Avina> dont mind me i am trying to lsim down my account
<Avina> slim
<Cricky> Irish choc ?
<Avina> hmmmm
<Cricky> I had some last week when I was in donegal and it was a bit sour
<merpy> ahhhhhh
<merpy> oh wow if noops comes on ask her about the pearls
<merpy> better than the stuff here crickkk
<merpy> it tasted like dust
<merpy> and dried flowers
<merpy> and bird shite
<merpy> great eh?
<Avina> lovely
<Avina> crick: give me some filenmes that might be made up, in my account
<Cricky> what do mean ?
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<Avina> oh wildthing is here
<Cricky> merp - i was of course comparing it to cadbury's choc  :)
<Cricky> klo - access is on
<Avina> yippee
<merpy> ah i was just listenin to the pumpkins
<Cricky> eh ?
<Cricky> i just bought the pres of the usa cd today
<merpy> ahhhhhh yes crick i see
<merpy> but the stuff over here is dear and horrible
<Cricky> ahh rite
<Avina> heard the album was a bit kack
<Kloro> my god i wish netscape wouldnt use the unsuspecting public as their
beta testers
<Cricky> I had the same problem in the usa - therir choc is rancid... and so
are all the rest of their sweets
<Avina> especially oreo cookies
<Kloro> access can go off now crick
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* merpy is getting noops to brink over lots of nicities for her :o)
<Cricky> hey merpy - u a buckfast drinker ?   :)
<merpy> yeah used to be crick
<merpy> but they ain't got that here either!!1
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<Anakha> hey hey hey
<merpy> but never fear noops is bringin that over too
<Avina> hey
<merpy> yo yo yo anakkkkkkkkha
<Cricky> hehehe
<Anakha> morning Merps... 
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<Cricky> mepry - wot r u lot doing over in oz ?
<Anakha> When's yer sister gonna be in NI?!
<merpy> evenin anakha
<merpy> not much cricky  :)
<merpy> oh next week an
<Anakha> damn.. that means I'll have to meet her agaim :)_
<Anakha> .
* merpy boils by day and tries to sleep by night
<merpy> yeah trauma am
<merpy> an
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<merpy> yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
* Anakha freezes by day and dies by night... my god it's cald here :)
<Anakha> WT
<Kloro> my god netscape 3 is so buggy - im going to have to get the
exterminator in
<Avina> we have already had that conversation
<wildthing> anakha playing on sat?
<merpy> yeah wot 's the temp there?
<Avina> hmmm
<Cricky> mpery - which sis is this ?
<Anakha> Merps: about -100000000000
<Cricky> how did sta's match go ?
<Avina> well ther was frost this morning
<merpy> both actually 
<Cricky> sat's even
<merpy> wow oh to have frost
<Anakha> WT: YEah.. I was.... so was Trevor Ringland apparently :)
<Cricky> merp - vix and noop will be over here ?
<Anakha> god help us all
* merpy will really miss the snow at christmas
<wildthing> who were you playing against
<Anakha> CI 5's... the Golden Oldies :)
<Cricky> CIYMS i'll bet :)
<merpy> yehqa dudes i don't kow if their goin up north this time
<wildthing> class
<wildthing> we stuffed armagh
<Cricky> what was the score ?
<Anakha> Last yr's president of CI was playing :)
<merpy> in droda anyways
<Avina> oh dear 
<Kloro> merpy - u could even be lucky like me and get a cold :-)
<Cricky> :(
<Anakha> WT: 1's or 2's?!
<wildthing> 41-0
<Avina> lecture calls
<Avina> cya
<wildthing> 2
<Kloro> c ya avina
<Cricky> cya av
<wildthing> ben dropped
<Anakha> Merps: ain't it Drogeda?!
<wildthing> been even
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<merpy> klora i've had lots of nice ozzie diseases!!!
<Anakha> WT: what?! by the 1's?!? here, how did Ross do on Saturday?!
<merpy> yeah drogheda
<merpy> but that's the way they say it there
<Kloro> hey crick zoot is coming over to elmwood
<wildthing> he didnt play phoned me on sat morning said he couldnt play
<Anakha> K: tell him there's comps upstairs... in Lis
<Kloro> what nice ozzie diseases merpy?
<Anakha> WT: that was coz he was Tonto on Friday
<merpy> oh dear wot can the matter be
<Kloro> too late anakha he's gone
<Anakha> K: Herpies...
<Anakha> K: ok.. np
<wildthing> well he ticked off on the board
<merpy> oh i can't remember ........... sunstock 
<merpy> oh yeah taht too anakha
<Kloro> anakha - thats not how you spell herpes
<merpy> sunburn
<Anakha> WT: so he didn't play then?! we were winding him up saying he's
gonna get killed.. must've chickened out :)
<merpy> heat stroke
<Kloro> i dont get sunburned
<Anakha> K: do I care.. I don't have it :)
<merpy> heat rash
<Kloro> my whole face just falls off
<wildthing> he has missed his big chance
<Kloro> so i have no skin left
<merpy> emm that change of weather flu cold thingee
<wildthing> brb
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<merpy> lots of fun oh and sinus heat headaches
<Kloro> hooray for sinus heat headaches
<Kloro> i get sinus cold headaches
<merpy> ahhhh yeah i'm gonna be a brown lump of shit soon
<Anakha> hoooorah
<Kloro> and my scars ache
<merpy> my belly is sore now
<merpy> i think my stomach is on fire
<Anakha> K: what scars?!?1 did they not sow ye up properly after the
caesarian?!
<Kloro> and i get terrible thunder headache
<merpy> is that posssible?
<Kloro> anakha - just cos youre a fat ugly woman doesnt mean every other male
in belfast is too
<merpy> dear dear i think we should decappitate everyone
* merpy feels the tension headache coming on
<Anakha> hmmmmmmmmmm
* Anakha sulks
<merpy> traumaaaaaaaaaa
* Kloro comforts merpy
<Anakha> Qvanti est is Canicvlvs, ille in Fenestra
<merpy> oh no fighting fer your right ti paaaaaaaaaty
<Anakha> Qvantvs even
<Kloro> anakha - sulking is commons ypmptom of those uneasy with their
sexuality
<Kloro> symptom, even
<merpy> anaka wot language that?
* Anakha isn't uneasy with his sexuality... I know exactly where I'm pointed
<Kloro> latin
<Anakha> Merps: Latin
<merpy> ich spreche Dutch  :)
<Anakha> Kloro: do you know what it means though?!
<Kloro> how much is that doggy in the window
<merpy> agus Gaeilge
<Anakha> K: YOU SWINE
<Kloro> that little dog, to be precise
<Kloro> heh - i read discworld
<Kloro> ni mortiit sine lucre
<merpy> good werk danialson
<Anakha> Noone dies withought....... something
<Cricky> what's the motto of the exquisitors from Small Gods ?
<Kloro> can't remember - wot?
<Cricky> I can only remember part of it
<Kloro> no killing without payment
<Cricky> habes testiculos
<Anakha> what's Lucre?!
<Cricky> money
<Cricky> isn't it ?
<Kloro> if you have their full attention, their mind and body will follow
<merpy> tell noops hello if she surfaces
<Anakha> Cricky: you have testicles?
<Cricky> yes but in latin
<Cricky> an - no that would be -  habo testiculos  :)
<Cricky> I did my latin  :)
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<Anakha> Cricky: correction.... Habo is I have.......
<Kloro> it translates literally as get them by the testicles and you have them
<Anakha> Habes is YOU have
<Cricky> yes that is what I meant
<Anakha> Crick: you sad man :)
<Cricky> an - I aaid habes as it was part of the motto -  when you said do I
have testicles i sadi that would be habo
<Anakha> Cricks: so this means you don't have testicles?>!?
<Cricky> goad
<Kloro> oh for gods sake what a crap discussion
<Cricky> I can't be arse with this conversation any more
~Moose Head~ Don't say test    
<Kloro> merpy - parlez vous la lingue francaise?
<Anakha> oui.. un peu
<Kloro> un petit peu
<Kloro> anakha est une femme tres gros 
<Kloro> et un putain
<merpy> oui
<Kloro> il mange a la merde des chiens
<Anakha> K: merci monsieur...... Je puis replier.. mais je suis paresseux
<merpy> c ya all
<Kloro> et il couche avec les hommes degoutemnet
<Kloro> c ya merpy
<merpy> enjoy your snow tonight
<Kloro> we'll do our best
<Kloro> get anice all body sun tan ;-)
<merpy> byyyyyyyyyyyer
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<Anakha> Here, Cricky, you remember some guy from Inst called Gavin?
<Kloro> anaka est une salope
<Cricky> Gavina what ?
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<Cricky> gavin what even
<Cricky> gavina armstrong ?
<Anakha> K: Ta mere aime enculer les chiens.....
<wildthing> i know gav
<Kloro> ta mere est un putain aussi
<Kloro> et elle mange a les saucisses
<Zoot> hello
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<Kloro> de les hommes
<Star> hi
<Kloro> hi star
<Kloro> or even salut
<wildthing> ************************************
<Anakha> STAR
<Anakha> *
<Anakha> *
<Anakha> *
<Anakha> *
<Anakha> *
<Anakha> *
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<Anakha> OI
<Star> haha
<Anakha> arse
<Zoot> dont flood
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<Zoot> dont slabber at me either
<Anakha> otf
<Anakha> sorry Zoot
<Star> aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
<Star> look at mrb's message for me today!!!!!!!!!!
<Kloro> what is it
* wildthing slaps star in the face
<Star> :(
<Anakha> Zoot: ye got any smokes on ye.. or have ye still given up?!
<Zoot> still given up
<Anakha> cack
<Anakha> cack
<Anakha> cack
<Zoot> since thursday last week
* Kloro is away - off trying to do some work - all messages will be saved.
<Anakha> so what's the chance of ye starting up again?!
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<Anakha> echo
<Zoot> hard to tell
<Anakha> cho
<Anakha> ho
<Anakha> o
<Kloro> yo 'cho!
<echo> lo all!
* Star just did her theory test for her driving licence!!!!
<Cricky> lo echo
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<echo> yo 'ro
<echo> lo anakha
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<Cricky> oops
<Zoot> I want a cigarette right now but i know that its just a craving
<Anakha> theory
<Star> thanx crick
<echo> rite crick!
<Anakha> test
<Cricky> john craving... and his newsround
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<Kloro> heh - demonstrator doesnt recognise me without my hair
<Zoot> And so Im telling myself that i dont want a cigarette
<Anakha> hehehehehe
<Cricky> star - soory  :)  there was a wordkick set  :)
<Anakha> zoot: hehehe.. tell me about it... haven't had one in 1.5 days... 
<Anakha> GAD HELP ME
<Star> anakha?
<Kloro> arse - feckin page is too slow for me to get an icon for me crow page
<Star> have u revised for this csc test?
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<Anakha> Star
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<Zoot> except yuou havent given up or have you ?
<Anakha> NOPE
<Star> me either :(
<Cricky> you got the word yet star  ?
<echo> :)
<Star> whats all this wordkick thing?
<Zoot> why dont you buy some then
<Anakha> Zoot: well, techniquely no.................... 
<Zoot> why how come you havent had on in 1.5 days
<Anakha> no money
<Anakha> no money
<Zoot> ah ic 
<Zoot> ah ic
<Star> i see mulllllllllllllll
<Zoot> der
<Zoot> wheres Pete
<Kloro> hey anakha - revise for the csc203 t e s t either?
<Star> anakha i can see lucyyyyyyyyyy
<Zoot> cricky tripod is down\
<Kloro> who is lucy?
<Anakha> N O   I   H A V E    N O T
<Cricky> yeah I know zoot - should be up in an hour allegedly
<Star> no i said i can see her
<Anakha> shit
<Anakha> fack
<Anakha> arse
<Star> shes here in the bot
* wildthing askes star did you grace the house with your presance on friday
<Star> no wt
<Star> i went xmas shopping with nem
<Star> he bought me perfume and a black wonderbra
<wildthing> sad
<Kloro> woooh!
<Cricky> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Anakha> Star: I know that... she's on bot........
<Kloro> rh0000d
<Anakha> NOT SAYING THE NUMBER
<wildthing> 5
<Zoot> aand hongkong is down
<Anakha> the tubezs
<Zoot> or slow
<Zoot> not its up 
<Zoot> no its up
<Cricky> I'm ftping there now
<Cricky> its quite fast
<Kloro> done any work on the prog practical yet?
<Kloro> its a four branch tree sort, basically
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<Zoot> ok
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<MiGhTy^> echo, it´s a powerfull thing you got
<Mulder-> Hi folks
<echo> lo mulder!
<Cricky> mighty - what's echo got that's so powerful ?
<echo> ?
<Mulder-> Anyone have any idea as to what happened in the big crash at Shaw's
Bridge this mornin?
<Star> wt donnas just walked in here
<Cricky> hehe
<Cricky> what crash ?
<Mulder-> Cos it heald me up for ages...
<Mulder-> Seemed to have been a head on at Shaw's Bridge, White escort van
and one of those blue matchbox van jobs..
<Cricky> according to my xznol BT Mawhinney was on elm 18 30 and 31  :-/
<Zoot> hah
<Mulder-> Hmmmm
<Anakha> Brian Mawhinney?!? what's he doing using computers?!
<Anakha> Gordies here
<Zoot> ftp fast ?? mines a bit slow
<Cricky> how do you know Brian Mawhinney ?
<Zoot> Geordies here
<MiGhTy^> Nothing it was a misstake
<Mulder-> Steering wheel on the scort seemed to have gone through the
windscreen
<Cricky> well it was fast til you logged on   :)
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<Cricky> noop !!!!
<Zoot> Yeah The Transport Minister
<Anakha> Noops... yer sis was in here
<noop> ah yeh shite
<echo> nooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<noop> i was in town wiv vixen
<Cricky> noop - you not comin up here when you're back over
<Cricky> ?
<noop> i found her at gatwick an she sez hi to all
<noop> yeh ill be up
<noop> on eh mon next week i think
<Cricky> you'll be in Belfast ?
<Mulder-> 1 week til Def Leppard
<noop> what did merp say?
<Mulder-> 1 week til Def Leppard
<noop> yeh in belfast (and vixen)
<Zoot> One armed tragedy
<Cricky> that oz choc is stinking  :)
<noop> yeh its rotten i hav to bring over selection boxes to em
<Zoot> wait a minute
<Cricky> hehe
<Mulder-> It all go quiet,,,
<Zoot> Def Leppard can kill a conversation
<Cricky> nnops - what ar ur sisses doing in oz ?
<Kloro> two of my links work now!!
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<noop> they emigrated crick
<Cricky> feck
<Kloro> my fiction page is up
<noop> silly billies
<Mulder-> Well at least they can kill something unlike Oasis who are a bunch
of big girls..
<Star> neeeeeeeeeeeeem
<Cricky> noop - they emigrated and left u behind ?
* Nematode 20 mins, piss easy!!!!!!!1
<Star> i was telling every1 what u bought me on friday night
<Kloro> and my url is ......
<noop> em yeh
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<Nematode> Star !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> lo bu
<Cricky> d
<Cricky> ;)
<Kloro> http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/3765/
<Mulder-> Hi Buddah
<Cricky> upstairs I see buddah
<Zoot> Hey Buddah
<Buddah> hello all
<Cricky> kloro - I have a new 5 meg website  :)
<Kloro> so crick - how many is it i have to get working for you to give me a
link again?
<Kloro> i know crick - nice one
<Cricky> how many are there in total
<Cricky> when you jave 50% or more links working
<Cricky> :)
<echo> cyas all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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<Buddah> cya
<Buddah> cricky you going to p&a
<Cricky> probably buddah -  you ?
<Kloro> ck you bast
<Kloro> rite ill just get rid of the ones that dont work
<Mulder-> So Buddah are you going to go see the 2 greatest British rock bands
around at the moment?
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<Cricky> hehe
<Buddah> don't know i can get the notes later 
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<Kloro> except then i wont have a clue of what to put up :-/
<Mulder-> wtf?
<Buddah> sorry i don't really like rock
<Cricky> humm - that means I can get the notes later as well :")
<noop> def leppard-good?
<Cricky> kloro - I didn't put my page up til all the links were working
<Mulder-> Oi Crick wtf was the word?
<Cricky> mulder - I forget  :)
<Anakha> t e s t
<Kloro> well crick i want to put it on my cv
<Cricky> goad
<Mulder-> Ah
<Cricky> well put a working page up in case they look at it
<Kloro> well ive flagged the inactive links now
<Buddah> everyone have a good weekend?
<Cricky> brb
<Kloro> and im gonna get one more working link up today
<Mulder-> Not bad, not bad
<Mulder-> Ladies and Gentlemen, gig review from Friday night....
<Buddah> least utd never got beaten!
<Anakha> Bud: yeah.... met an old friend of mine... 
<Mulder-> One team in Ireland...
<Mulder-> There's only one team in Ireland
<Anakha> That makes a change
<Mulder-> One team in ireland
* Kloro is worried about rafiki - its not his style to miss a practical
<Mulder-> There's only one team in Ireland
<Mulder-> NORTHERN IRELAND
<Mulder-> Gerry Taggart is in fact God
<Mulder-> O.K, Friday nights gig review...
<noop> i found an irish person on friday
<Cricky> no klo - its not
<Mulder-> Stonefish... Sounded like the Presidents of the USA onloy not a
quarter as good. Were in fact pretty tripe
<Zoot> I saw the Northern Ireland match live on Pro 7
<Cricky> mul - got the Pres cd this morning
<Cricky> along with the chem bros single
<Buddah> i got a fleece and jeans
<Mulder-> The Bedhangers... KICKED ASS. Superb band who sound like a cross
between Terrorvision and Green Day. 100% attitude and superb tunes
<Buddah> no grant left
<Kloro> heh - i just put balck bg and red links onto my page
<Mulder-> Backwater... If they had had a full line up things might have been
different. But with Boyd having quit on Wednesday and Barry Peake having to supply all vocals..... They sucked
<Kloro> black, even
<Mulder-> So this weeks recommendation is.... Get yourself down to Dr Roberts
and by the new Bedhangers CD
<Mulder-> buy even
<Mulder-> Cos they are very very very good
<Mulder-> And deserve to be the next big thing
<Cricky> bud - fleese ?
<Buddah> cricky its decision time,p&a...yea or neah
<Buddah> yeah bought it for the cold winter months ahead
<Cricky> buddah - ermmm neah ?
<Cricky> I have brought my heavy trenchcoat down for the cold period
* Star is cold and hungry :(
<Mulder-> Poor star
<Cricky> star - quite warm over in elm  :)
<Buddah> shock star
<Buddah> yes it is indeed
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<Chump> 'allo
<wildthing> it loveky and warm in the asbhy
<Star> "P
<wildthing> lovely even
<Cricky> lo chump
<Zoot> ello chump
<Star> :P even
<Star> ill get nem to warm me up :)
<Chump> awrite zoot
<Chump> mornin crick
<Cricky> buddah - the ginger ganster is in this room !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Anakha> Star: do we want to know
<Cricky> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Buddah> hehehe
<Buddah> fun and games
* Star calls over the bot 'nem come and warm me up!!!!'
* Mulder- nearly died of shock when Gerry Taggart scored on Saturday...
* wildthing shoves a rocket up stars bum "that will warm ye up"
<Mulder-> Then the jammy bastards got a fluke of an equaliser a minute later...
<Zoot> Mulder did you see it live too
<Star> thanx wt
<Star> tats the last time ill grace ur house with my presence :P
<Mulder-> Nah had it on the radio in work..
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<wildthing> im sure it will be a better place
<Mulder-> I knwo a few people who went to the elms to see it
* Star has to go soon :(
<Mulder-> know even
<Cricky> hehehehe
<Star> yeah right wt
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<Zoot> arse
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<Buddah> hes a fucking gimp
<Cricky> hehehe
<Zoot> hmmmmm
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<Mulder-> right fuckit I'm away
*** Signoff: Mulder- (ciao)
<Buddah> cricky do you still have gingers number
<Cricky> yeah
<Buddah> give it here well
<Cricky> u9534539
<Cricky> he;s changed his finger info
<Cricky> Mongo Dongo
<Cricky> hehehe
<Buddah> might have to abuse
<Cricky> :)
<Buddah> i might go to p&a actually
<Cricky> eh ?
<Buddah> joke
<Cricky> what time is it ?
<Anakha> l8rz all
<Cricky> ahh rite  :)
<Cricky> phew !
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<Cricky> gimp is leaving
<Buddah> everyone send abusive zwrites to elm17
<Buddah> shit
<Cricky> heh :)
<Cricky> :)he's gone
<Buddah> damn
<Buddah> wheres steve this morning
<wildthing> .
<Cricky> dunno -  ain't seen him since fri
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<Cricky> gimp's/mate is still there
<Kloro> im back!
<Kloro> and in the flesh
<Buddah> disgusting
<Cricky> :)
<Kloro> whats disgusting?
<Buddah> the thought of you in the flesh
<Buddah> obviously
<Kloro> i said in thlesh, not in the raw
<Buddah> its a joke
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<Kloro> and disgusitng is you offering to give me a blowback on tuesday night
<Cricky> ?
<Buddah> of a joint
<Buddah> don't get your hopes up
<Cricky> hehehehe
<Cricky> brb
<Buddah> is that you finished for the day ricky
<Buddah> whats brb mean
<MrBlonde> be right back
<Buddah> thankyou
<Buddah> i'm a bit thick
<Kloro> cricky is back!
<Chump> why does my znol only give peoples numbers ...not names too??
<Cricky> eh ?
<Cricky> it should give names
<Kloro> cos it isnt xznol you have its WHO?
<Chump> nah this only gives numbers
<Kloro> different program
<Chump> nah I changed it I just use znol on now
<Cricky> hum
<Buddah> hum
<Chump> I have .anyone and 2 set up
<Buddah> sorry i wanted to appear deep  in thought
<Cricky> chump  -  u use xznol ?
<Chump> nope
<Chump> just znol on in my startup.X file
<Cricky> hummmm
<Cricky> so you don't have the xznol window ?
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<Chump> nope
<Cricky> .... just a sec did steve set up your account
<Chump> parts of it
<Chump> hey lb
<Cricky> hehe :)   that explains everything  :)
<Buddah> hello lb
<lb> alrite funsters..
<Chump> he ahd nowt to do wirth this bit tho'
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<Buddah> why is it not lunch time yet
<lb> i dunno...
<lb> i fancy some of the ould amber nectar..
<Nematode> opps
<Buddah> yeah
<Kloro> hi lb
<lb> alrite klorster
<Kloro> heh- ambrosia ;-)
<lb> that or summat like it...
<lb> nice bit of creamed rice wood go down a treat
<Kloro> oh yas
<lb> on my raspin throat
<Buddah> as would a naked lady
<lb> aw ee aw
<Buddah> oops ...thinking out loud again
<Kloro> buddah you pervert
<Buddah> yep
<Buddah> never said i wasn't
<lb> well, not to put too fine a point on it..
<lb> being as im the king of subtle..
<lb> pints anyone??
<Cricky> nope
<Kloro> nah
<Chump> nope
<Cricky> I'm going to beech at 1
<lb> sake
<Buddah> very little money
<Kloro> want to go to my lectures this pm
<lb> youse are all bastards
<Chump> have top study
<Buddah> 4 hours of genetics later
<Buddah> need a clear head
<Kloro> come to beech room lb
<Buddah> now
<Cricky> phew !
*** Signoff: MrBlonde (star love ya loads star - believe me)
<Cricky> no wonder you don't want to go to P&A
<Star> oooooooo
<Buddah> whats the phew for
<Buddah> i don't want ot go because its shite
<Buddah> true or false
<lb> fact or shit
<Buddah> its meerly a true or false question
<lb> too far
<Kloro> bollocks or less bollocks
* Cricky is happy
<Buddah> cabbage or cauliflower??
<Kloro> fish or fowl?
* lb is happy that Cricky is happy
<Kloro> bird or bloke?
<lb> cabbage
<lb> fowl
<Buddah> bird
<lb> BLOKE
*** Signoff: Star (tuff mrb cos i love nem :P)
<Buddah> thought as much
<lb> so has steve been on?
<Cricky> nope
<Buddah> nope
<lb> tom fun
<Buddah> is he in over lunch???
<lb> je ne sais pas
<Kloro> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<Buddah> i don't like onions either pete
<lb> :|
<lb> {tumbleweed}
<Buddah> is that not what you said!!!
<lb> very good
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<Buddah> remember what??????????????
<lb> 11 11 11
<Buddah> silence for a min
<lb> missed that last..
<Buddah> eh
<lb> wot u sed...
<lb> i cleared the screen..
<Buddah> get down here and we can go for a fag
<lb> no booze?
<Buddah> no nicotine
* lb is perplexed
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<lb>    |  |   (
<lb>    |  | ( )
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<lb>    |  |/
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<Buddah> waster
* lb is sorted
<Buddah> wheres cricky
<Kloro> hes behind me
<lb> behind u
<Buddah> too far to walk for a fag though
<Cricky> heh
<Buddah> fag break i think
<lb> gis a fag..
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<lb> rite you getts... im comin over there....
<lb> so there
<Chump> over wheer?
<lb> elmwood
<Chump> y
<lb> catch yez in a bit
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<Kloro> oh my god im bored
* Kloro *Yawns* with a gaping hole
<Buddah> yawn with your mouth instead
<Kloro> thank you chump that has cheered me up considerably
<Cricky> once again I get mistaken for a supervisor
<Chump> a barely perceptible inclination of the cranium
<Cricky> but I did fix the guy's problem  :)
<Buddah> thats cause your so intellectual lokking
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<Chump> is as adequate as the spasmodic closure of a single eye
<Cricky> true
<Chump> to a winged quadruped devoid of eyesight
<merpy> anyone see noop herew/
<merpy> here?
<Buddah> dung
<Chump> she left earlier
<Cricky> tho when I got mistaken at first over in the old bot building it was
coz I had long hair and a beard  :)
<Kloro> hi merps!
<Kloro> she was here and then she went again
<Cricky> yeah merp u just missed each othere
<Buddah> did you look 45
<merpy> hello
<Buddah> hello
<merpy> boolocks
<Chump> merp hows Oz??
<Kloro> chump - yer horse has wings?
<Chump> nope
<merpy> ill be gone,i'm not meant to be here
<merpy> bye
<Chump> c ya
<Cricky> cya
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<Chump> sea ja
<Buddah> 4 fucking hours of genetics
<Buddah> shit
<Chump> genetics...piece of piss
<Cricky> hehe
<Cricky> simple
<Buddah> yeah..but boring as sin
<Cricky> easy as pie
<Cricky> pye
<Chump> pi
<Buddah> although sin can be fun sometimes
<Buddah> hehehe
<Chump> but it is also immoral and an affront to the godhead
<Buddah> i don't care
<Buddah> rhoodness prevails
<Buddah> what server you on cricky
<Buddah> whats the godhead
<Kloro> every time you sin, you steal a par tof yourself from yourself
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<Buddah> fuck..i must have disappeared about 6 years ago
<Chump> its a phrase designed to give the minimum offence if there are followers of different religions here
<Cricky> bud - diemen.nl
<Kloro> hi ter
<Buddah> sudddenly everything becomes clear
<TerroR> heyas
<TerroR> senoritas
<Buddah> hello terror
<TerroR> a ffefefefefeffefef
<TerroR> hiya buddah !
<TerroR> brb
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<HaiZe> afternoon
<Buddah> hidiho haize
<Chump> awrite steve
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<TerroR> i need a drink
<HaiZe> I found out what round Tyson was KO :(
<TerroR> 11th
<Chump> steve znol on wont work properly
<HaiZe> I need a drink BADLY!!!!!!!!!
<TerroR> fuck Im gasping for a babysham
<HaiZe> I didn't want to know until I watched the video
<Buddah> i need food and drink
<HaiZe> I'd murder a tizer on the rocks
<HaiZe> Bud: get anything good in town? fleece by any chance?
<TerroR> found out at the weekend that lilt and zamek lager is the nectre of
life !
<Buddah> yep and jeans
<HaiZe> nice one... u got em with ya I take  it 
<Buddah> yeah
<HaiZe> Chump: whats wrong with znol?
<Buddah> fleece is so warm
<TerroR> is it a bad sign of alcoholism if one starts enjoying a bottle of
sherry every night ?
<Buddah> you could wear it with nought else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* TerroR decides on a plan
<HaiZe> Tez: heh... thats just a nightcap
<Buddah> no thats natural tez
<Kloro> haize ash is here
<TerroR> hot potato with garlic butter and then a nip in the pub for a cool
sharp harp
<TerroR> and then its off down the student bar for a whiskey chaser !
<Buddah> haize...you luv her
<TerroR> oooooooh baby !
<Buddah> stop it tez
<Buddah> your getting us excited
<Kloro> terror u may need help with that
<TerroR> buddah thats the advantages of being a jobseeker
<TerroR> kloro do u think ?
<TerroR> anyone see shootin stars ?
<Buddah> yep
<Buddah> not all that good
<TerroR> nah id didnt think so either
<Buddah> ulrika though
<TerroR> last weeks was the best
<Buddah> worth watching on her own
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<ashs> hi there...how goes it....
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<TerroR> on her own yeah Id do some damage there
<Cricky> hum
<Buddah> to yourself no doubt
<TerroR> i need to put my plan into action immediately
<TerroR> hiya crick !
<Kloro> hi p
<Kloro> hi ashs
* HaiZe is back
<Buddah> hello ashs
<P> salut, vous parlez francais??
<Kloro> un petit peu
<Buddah> no..speak english
<ashs> un petit pue seulemnet
<HaiZe> now what was that you were saying about booze?
<Kloro> est tu francais, p?
<TerroR> ^&%$##F$%FGFG%^&
<ashs> shit...peu
<P> kloro, salut!!!!
<TerroR> that was portuguese
<P> kloro, oui
<HaiZe> heheh
<TerroR> haize : how I need it
<Kloro> salut, p. ca va?
<TerroR> i havent had a drink since friday
<P> oui, et toi?
<TerroR> i feel faint
<Buddah> quel merde, je pense que le singe est dans l'arbre
<HaiZe> J'aime allez au cinema avec mes amis
<ashs> ehehehe
<Buddah> je joue au football
<P> buddah, pourquoi tu dis ça?
<TerroR> underpants partridge carnival handbag perrier water ?
<HaiZe> kiki est dans la jardin
<TerroR> petit penis haize ?
<HaiZe> Marie Claude joues avec Kiki dans la jardin
<Buddah> i didn't right that,i can't even speak english
<P> kloro, es-tu là?
<Kloro> moi, je suis irlandaise, mais j'etudie le francaise a l'ecole avant
j'alle a l'universitie
<HaiZe> Tez: oui merci
<TerroR> hehehe
<TerroR> fuck this its pub time
*** Signoff: TerroR (i need a fkin drink like fury !)
<Buddah> regardez, cest monsieur bertillon et les kiki dogs from chien..
<Kloro> c'est un channel anglaise
<Kloro> pour l'universitie de Queens
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here
<P> y a t-il un chanel français??6
<Buddah>     ///////  //   //  ///////  //       ///////  ///////  //   //
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<Kloro> no, sooryy, p je ne comprende pas
<Buddah> try #francais , #france, #dumbfuk
<Chump> steve!!!
<HaiZe> hey Crick... u been speakin to Neil since Sat?
<P> they have a french chanel???
<HaiZe> Gordy!!!!!!!
<Chump> aha
<Chump> need help
<HaiZe> sup homes?
<Buddah> need drugs
<Buddah> word steve
<Chump> vi need to change an email before I reend it...how??
* HaiZe has lost his drugs
<Chump> that  was resend
* Buddah has got your drugs
<HaiZe> Buddah: u do????!?!??!?!?
<P> bye!!!
<HaiZe> Y E S ! ! ! ! ! !
* HaiZe needs REMEDY!
* Buddah smoked your drugs
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<HaiZe> fuskcake
<HaiZe> have ya?
<Buddah> neah only joking..but there in the house
* HaiZe has his car :)
<Chump> there in the house what??
* Buddah has his house keys
<Buddah> drugs are in the house
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* ashs thought that HaiZes drugs were in Crickys house
* Chump has a query?!!
<Buddah> what
<HaiZe> my drugs get everywhere :)
<Buddah> so your ma
<Chump> steve!!!?!!?!?!???!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
<HaiZe> sup homes?
<HaiZe> vi
<HaiZe> OK... whats the name of the mail?
<Chump> prob 3
<HaiZe> OK... cd to the dir with the mail in it
<HaiZe> then vi 3
<HaiZe> what u wanna do to it?
<Chump> i have to delete a bit
<HaiZe> a whole line or a few words?
<Chump> dunno
<Chump> it claims that ther is an eol in it but I didn't put one there
<HaiZe> to delete a line, move to it with the cursors and hit dd
<Chump> ok
<HaiZe> to delete 1 char hit x
<Buddah> steve you in for lunch,beech rooms
<HaiZe> Buddah: yup
<Chump> ok IO have made the changes
<HaiZe> OK... hit ZZ to save and exit
<Chump> how do I save the new version
<Chump> ah I also inserted some stuff
<Chump> zz wont work
<HaiZe> caps
* Buddah needs food,drink,nicotine
<Chump> caps??
<HaiZe> capital ZZ
<HaiZe> not small
<Cricky> pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Buddah> thats not what i heard!!!
<HaiZe> Chump: any luck?
<Chump> still doesn't work....just inserts ZZ
<HaiZe> h0h0h0h0
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<Buddah> //       ///////  ///////  //////
<Chump> how do I get out of insert mode
<HaiZe> Chump: doh! u go into insert mode? hit Ctrl-[ to put it back into command mode
<Kloro> ctrl c
<Cricky> rite come
<HaiZe> no!
<HaiZe> :)
<HaiZe> [
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2 hours 37 minutes log



IRC log started Mon Nov 11 14:08
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*** Topic for #qub: Practice your GCSE french here
*** #qub HaiZe 847716317
*** Users on #qub: Cricky Velvet Star_ {wizard} ENER @W 
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by W
<Cricky> arse !
<Cricky> lo velv star ener
<Velvet> Alright Crick?
<Velvet> Seen Ash today?
<Cricky> yeah she was in the beech room with me
<Velvet> Where has she gone now?
<Cricky> and steve, gordy, rick, rick, ruth, pete
<Cricky> dunno
<Velvet> They`re not in the pub though
<Cricky> she may have a lecture then she is going down to yorkgate to buy
beer for the hall
<Velvet> oh i see
<Velvet> :(
<Cricky> she was still in the beech room when I left but that was 40 mins ago
:-/
<Velvet> Yeah Crick - I just met Paul and he said they`d all just left
<Cricky> Paul ?
<Velvet> Isn`t Paul the guy with long hair?
<Cricky> ahh duncs  :)
<Cricky> where is he ?  I've got his folder  :-/
<Cricky> we all call Paul  Duncs  :)
<Star_> crick i saw u at lunch and u didnt sayu hi
<Cricky> you saw me ?  where ?
<Cricky> I don't remember ?
<Velvet> Crick - I see
<Velvet> He was in th union 10mins ago
<Cricky> hmmm
<Cricky> he'll prob be in all day in that case :)
<Velvet> But I think he`s left now
<Star_> i saw u outside the beech room
<Cricky> oh rite  :-/  I didn't notice you :'-(
<Cricky> haven't u got a lecture now star ?
<Star_> :P
<Star_> no
<Star_> not itl 3
<Cricky> hmmmm
<Star_> 4 even
<Cricky> I'm thinking of someone else obviously
<Cricky> :-/
<Star_> im just waiting for mrb as usual
<Velvet> Crick - I meant to ask - how do you set up a file so that you know
when ppl have logged on?
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<Cricky> you mean xznol ?
<Velvet> Yeah - that`s the one
<Cricky> well you need to add this line to your .cshrc.mine file
<Velvet> How do I do that?
<Cricky> alias xznol "attach u9419438 ; /das/u9419438/decmips/xznol &"
* Star_ misses mrb :(
<Cricky> open up your .chsrc.mine file and add the line :-/
<Cricky> just a sec
<Velvet> Nono - how do I open the file in the first place - notepad?
<Cricky> brb
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<Star_> nooooooooooooop
<neev> hmmmm
<Star_> hey tell vix i said hi
<neev> yeh i will star
<Star_> tahnx
<ENER> tell he i   said she is a cow
<neev> u can talk to her live tomorrow!
<Star_> yeeehaaaaaaaaa
<Star_> hahahahahah
<neev> i givin her a tour of the bars 
<neev> ener the weener meanie
<ENER> =P
<ENER> im not
<Star_> whats all this i heard about nooper and ener btw?
<neev> ener the sidie weener meanie
<ENER> im new improved big box ener
<neev> ener the john power sidie weener meanie
<ENER> sytop it
<ENER> err stop it
<neev> ener the ginger john power sidie weener meanie
<ENER> thats it
<ENER> =)
<ENER> hehe
<neev> cant think of any more
<Star_> any2 gonna tell me?
<neev> sorry
<Star_> any1 even
<neev> what are u talkin bout star?
<ENER> what?
<Star_> i was told there was something going on between u and ener
<neev> oh bollocks
<Star_> is it true>?
<ENER> ohhh i c
<ENER> noops she angry at me
<neev> i dont think so missy
<ENER> shes trying to get her own back
<ENER> me and nooper?
<ENER> wtf/
<ENER> ?
<ENER> ahaha
<neev> i forgot to ring some1 for 2 weeks
<neev> gimme an excuse to say to him
<ENER> star ur  just raging
<Star_> y>??????????????????????????
<neev> star of the lovley wrists
<Star_> hahahah
<ENER> hahaha yeah
* Star_ blushes
<ENER> rnt they gorgeous
<Star_> ur all too kind
<neev> they are soooo wristy
<Star_> i work very hard on them
<neev> heh
<neev> dont be rhood
* ENER is disgusted
* ENER turns his back on star
<ENER> sick freak
<Star_> i didnt mean it like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<neev> look help me here
<neev> i need a "sorry i havnt foned but...." excuse
* Star_ hates it when she says something without thinking about it first
<Cricky> but... my phone was bust
<Cricky> but... I had laryngitis
<ENER> i lost ur fone number
<neev> hmm
<Star_> but i think ur a dick
<ENER> err i lost the fone?
<neev> i used that on him b4 ener 
<ENER> im always losing my fone =P
<neev> maybe ill just never fone at all
<Star_> thats a good idea
<neev> cos im always gettin into dilemmas about it
<Cricky> hehe
<ENER> whos a dick
<neev> i was meant to meet this person las time i was in belfast but i was
too lazy
<Star_> who r they noop?
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<ENER> geoff capes
<neev> its a long story star
<Star_> hahahah
<ENER> (the shot putter)
<neev> and its not don om talkin bout
<ENER> lovely big sweaty don
<Cricky> lo avina
<Star_> yuck
<neev> lovely big cakey pig don
<Cricky> hehe
* ENER vomits blood
<Star_> hahahahhahhahahah
* neev vomits french fancies
<Avina> hey  cricky
<Cricky> hey hey hey avina
<Avina> no ruth !!
<neev> cricky where is the mrs. barak pic?
<neev> i want to show vix
<ENER> vix the cow
<neev> so she wont be shocked when she meets him
<Avina> where is ruth
<Cricky> av - I last saw her with pete in the bunatee not 20 mins ago
<neev> oi ener dont slag my family off
<Avina> right
<Avina> i am off home
<Avina> cya crick
<neev> or ull hav my hands round ur neck
* Star_ thinks shes been stood up again
<Cricky> neev - ain;t got it scanned yet - but the latest scanning batch came
in today with a baby pic of barak and a pic for his page
<Cricky> cya av
*** Signoff: Avina (Gone To Work !!)
<ENER> sorry
<ENER> not again
<ENER> itll be like benny hill chases when i go back
<Star_> hahha
<ENER> with vixen nooper and bianca all wanting to thump me
<neev> ugggh i forgot to tell yi ugly alan wrote to 1 of my mates in belfast
<neev> heh
<ENER> ooooo
<ENER> not ugly sweaty meatloaf andy/
<ENER> ?
<neev> yep, apparently he grows more beautiful evry day
<neev> alan
<neev> not andy
<neev> u always mix em upp
<neev> alan has grey hair
<ENER> andy side parting combover?
<ENER> i know
<neev> are u deaf ener?
<ENER> theyre just 2 dork in our class
<ENER> thats how i think of em
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<neev> meeeeeerrrrrrrpp
<ENER> cripes
<merpy> neevvvvvvvvvvvv
<Cricky> lo merp
<Cricky> cripes ?
<neev> merp hit ener
<neev> he called vix a cow
<ENER> no
<ENER> i did not
<Cricky> you don't often hear that these days :)
* merpy slaps ENER around a bit with a large trout
<Star_> hi merp
<neev> u did too
* merpy greets the boyo of the great power
* merpy thinks ENER is the biggest bestest hobie in the world
<neev> hoooobbbiiiiieeeeee
<merpy> hello
* Star_ misses mrb :(
<merpy> i'm tired
<ENER> i dont star in baywatch
<neev> me an the boyo went to mcDs for brekkie
<Star_> what?
<merpy> been studyin
<neev> and then bought pick an mix
<ENER> noooooooo woooooooooories mate
<neev> studyin wow
<ENER> havent topics got smaller these days
<neev> het merp i found a littil irish boy
<merpy> ya get that
<merpy> oh wow is vix there?
<merpy> cool
<merpy> emmmm food
<neev> nah shes takin a nap at home
<ENER> <merpy> oh cow is vix there? 
<neev> shell be in tomorrow
* ENER rubs his eyes
<Cricky> * ENER rubs his knees
<Cricky> eh ?
<merpy> i am goin
<merpy> i am tired
<neev> oh boyo
<merpy> goodnight boyos
<Cricky> cya merps
<neev> i found lots of presssies to buy yi merp
<ENER> no one to rub my knees at
<merpy> cool i'm goinnnnnnnnnnnn
<neev> choclit coins
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* ENER rubs his knees
<ENER> im cold
<ENER> fair enuff
* Star_ bangs her head off the desk
* ENER pulls stars hair
<ENER> im bored.
<Star_> me too
<ENER> i know
<ENER> word search.
<Star_> ok
<Cricky> stiff as a......
<ENER> amocauetovaiptv;bvjrovamepmvaoevayaopwnpwoiyngoitresidurgnvmgspeac
<Star_> its a trick
<Star_> there isnt 1
<ENER> no
<ENER> theres a real word
<Cricky> goitre
<Velvet> Crick - what`s Peegy`s no?  I`ve deleted it by mistake
<ENER> YEAH!!!!!
<Star_> what does that mean?
<Cricky> u9432949
<ENER> its a large inflation of the neck
<Star_> o
<ENER> a goitre
<Star_> use proper words
<Cricky> more common in the thrid world such as Africa than in the developed
nations  :)
<Star_> ok ok 
<Cricky> heheh :)
<Star_> i ddidnt ask for the history of it
<Star_> smart ass
<Cricky> I've gotta pop out for a while - I'll be back in half an hour or so hopefully
<Cricky> cyaz then
<Star_> another 1 ener
<Star_> byeeeeee
*** Signoff: Cricky (soon)
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IRC log started Mon Nov 11 15:49
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*** Cricky (~u9542361@bot41) has joined channel #qub
*** Topic for #qub: Practice your GCSE french here
*** #qub HaiZe 847716317
*** Users on #qub: Cricky {wizard} Velv ENER @W 
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by W
<Velv> Who`s left then?
<Velv> Oh lord I need to go home
<Velv> Cyas all tomorrow
<Cricky> ok cya velv
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<Cricky> oh so quiet
<noop> mmmhmhmh
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<Eagle`> Hi guys
* Eagle` didn`t do BCSE French
<Eagle`> G even
<noop> i did german
<noop> but its all gone now
<Cricky> hi noop
<Cricky> echo
<Eagle`> Ich lerne Deutsch seit drei jahren
<Cricky> eagle
<echo> crick!
<noop> ich habe meine deutsch vergessen
<Cricky> echo !!!
<Cricky> :)
<Eagle`> Crick!
<echo> hello
<echo> ello
<echo> llo
<echo> lo
<echo> o
<echo> !
<echo> how's u?
<Cricky> fine - and you ?
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<Cricky> eh ?
<Cricky> wot's with the new nicks noop ?
<echo> im grand
<noopneev> im working in a sea of tension today
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<noopneev> its the gradual changeover from nooper to neever crick
<noopneev> jus tryin to make it as easy as possible
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<Cricky> why are u changing ?
<Cricky> echo - ur counter ain't working yet
<Eagle`> Who me?
<Cricky> no eagle - noopneev
<noopneev> heh thanks fer puttin merp and butler up crick
<noopneev> my whole family is there now
<Cricky> :)
<Cricky> all 4 together  :)
<Cricky> the 4 mouse guitars :)
<echo> crick:ive never got it workin on a dec.....s'ok on pc
<noopneev> em butler wants to be called nooper
<Cricky> hmmm
<noopneev> haha
<Cricky> must be a non-mosaic counter
<noopneev> can my mam and dad hav a page too?
<echo> could be
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* echo is back!!!!!!!!!!!
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<echo> wb eagle
<Eagle`> Thanx
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*** Signoff: Eagle` (People have round shoulders from fairing heavy loads.)
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<Star_> hi
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<Star_> did mrb go home yet?
<Cricky> has he even been in yet ?  :)
<echo> star!
<Star_> i was talking to him just b4 4 but barak dragged me to class
<Star_> echooooooooooooo
<Cricky> :)
<Star_> i saw babs today
<Cricky> babs ?
<Star_> barbara
<Star_> delenn
<Star_> the light of wt's life
<Star_> etc etc
<echo> :)
<echo> heheheh
<Cricky> ahh rite - so all this donna stuff is mere rumour then ?
<Star_> shes mad y'know echo
<Star_> well im not sure wt
<Star_> cricky even
<Cricky> hmmmmm
<Star_> so has any1 seen mrb then?
<echo> i know star.....believe me i know
<Star_> echo did u se her tattoo?
<echo> yup
<echo> ouch!
<Star_> mad or what?
<Star_> she pulled her levis down in the union to show nem and i
<Cricky> eh ?
<Cricky> shjow nem and u what ?
<Cricky> ahh tatoo  :)
<Star_> her tattoo
<Star_> has any1 seen mrb???????????????????????????????
<Cricky> nooooo
<echo> her rocky horror tatoo
<Star_> :(
<Cricky> ohhhhh
<Cricky> was everyon else watching
<Cricky> ?
<Star_> yes
<Cricky> hehe :)
<Star_> the bloke sitting in front of us nearly had a heart attack
<Star_> his eyes popped out and all
<Cricky> hehe
<Star_> nem and i just sat there and went very red
<Cricky> was she not wearing anything underneath ?
<Star_> yes
<Star_> she pulled her knickers down too
<Cricky> ???????????????????????/
<Star_> shes has no shame
<echo> :)
<Cricky> wot !!!!
<Star_> ok im off
<Cricky> cya star
<Star_> echo dont tell her any of this ok?>
<Star_> byeeeeeeeeee
<Star_> if mrb comes on tell him im walking doen the road and i might see him
<echo> yes.......she was or wasnt????????
<echo> thats bas alrite
<echo> cya star!!!!!!1
<Cricky> bye star
*** Signoff: Star_ (byeeeeeeeeeee)
<Cricky> echo - u know her too then ?
<echo> yup
<echo> shes doin my degree
<Cricky> ahh rite... which is ?
<echo> chemistry
<Cricky> yeah -  typical chemist  ;)
<echo> really?
<echo> :)
<Cricky> hehe
<Cricky> apart from your good self of course echo.....  ;)
<echo> i'm sure u mean that
<Cricky> :)
<Cricky> soo quiet
<echo> ain't i jut
<echo> just even
<echo> and it even
<echo> :0
<echo> guess who's havin a bad type day
<echo> :)
<Cricky> how do you do big writing on zwrite ?>
<echo> aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<echo> i keep on getting flooded and accused of flooding!!!!!!!!!!!!
<echo> aaaaarrrrgggggjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Cricky> who by ?
<echo> erm........zwrite.............u know zephyr.vars?
<Cricky> is your flood protection not on?
<ENER> hi
<echo> every1
<echo> nr!
<echo> he speaks@!!!!
<ENER> sorry
<ENER> i was busy
<Cricky> yeah - I mean when typing a zwrite there are certain commands
<echo> i dunno
<Cricky> ener - noops and vix are down on monday
<ENER> =(
<ENER> oh no
<ENER> sh'll only thump me
<Cricky> hehehehe :)
<Cricky> which one ?
<Cricky> or both ?
<echo> on zephyr.vars when it comes up bold_italic20 or wotever just change
the no to make it bigger or smaller
<ENER> noops and vix
<ENER> i calld vix a cow
<echo> also...not all nos work to change.......cant rem which ones
<Cricky> hmmmm
<echo> they're all even if that helps
<Cricky> there are easier ways without changing ur .zepher... file echo
<echo> nr!
<Cricky> ener - why ?
<ENER> eko!
<ENER> she called me a weener 1st =P
<Cricky> well that was ok  - it was a self defence insult  :)
<echo> and...............................?
<echo> :)
<ENER> oh i c echo just a big joke
* echo screams loudly: Aaarrrgghh!!!
<Cricky> :)
<Cricky> rite I'm gonna head soon and get me some pies
<ENER> what?
<Cricky> wassup echs ?
<ENER> mmmmmmmelt
<ENER>  New improved Big Box ENER
<ENER> with stain release system
<echo> flooded again
<echo> btw is it possible to flood others by mistake?
<Cricky> unlikely
<ENER> flood?
<ENER> irc flood
<ENER> ?
<echo> cos it just keeps happenin
<echo> is it cos of my nick?
<echo> apparently there's a command 'echo' or summat
<Cricky> hehehehe
<Cricky> echo - type /floodp on
<ENER> and he keeps flooding u?
<ENER> crciky if u run moosehead ur suny
<ENER> err sunk
<ENER> moosehead=shite
<ENER> get textbox
<ENER> <ENER> get textbox
<ENER>  ENER on #qub (+nt)            [soFNlBMcaYR] [TAKEOVER: 0] [TextBox]
[Mail: 5]
<Cricky> ener - zoot isn'tpleased with  textbox
<ENER>  /whois echo_
<Cricky> he has ballex coming up on his screen all the time
<ENER> hehehe why not, he paranoid?
<ENER> =>
<echo> ?
<Cricky> no - he keeps receiving all the server info from every server and
it's constantly flooding his screen
<ENER> hes fuqed it
<ENER> mines great
<Cricky> he was deleting things from textbox today in hope of curing it
<ENER> it reports on server splits
<ENER> tell him to talk to me and ill fix it
<Cricky> rite
<Cricky> tho I've still never had any probs with MH
<ENER> have u got steves flogger?
<Cricky> yeah
<ENER> the zephyr one?
<Cricky> yeah
<ENER> heh
<Cricky> why ?
<ENER> why hes a generous fella
<ENER> i never knew u had a PGPkey
<Cricky> generous ?  he tested the bast out on me  :)
<ENER> its only a finger logger
<Cricky> yeah I mistakenly picked military grade and it took ages to make the
key  :)
<ENER> dont worry =P
<ENER> never pic under a military key
<Cricky> not that I've anything I want to keep secret :)
<ENER> commercial keys r shit
<Cricky> except for the location of my store of pies :)
<Cricky> rite - I'm really gonna have to go and eat
<Cricky> I'll prob cyaz tomorrow  :)
<Cricky> byeee
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*** Signoff: Cricky (pies!!!!)
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