IRC log started Fri Dec 13 12:33
*** Cricky (~u9542361@elm12) has joined channel #qub
*** Topic for #qub: Merry Christmas and a happy new year
*** #qub Cricky 850407725
*** Users on #qub: Cricky bart cossie ENER Mulder @TTl 
<Mulder> Hi cricky
<cossie> cricks!!
<Cricky> lo mul
<Cricky> lo cos
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<Cricky> eh ?
<Mulder> eh what?
<Cricky> just eh  :)
<cossie> oh
<Cricky> any1 seen haize/lb/peggy/ash etc today ?
<cossie> nope
<Mulder> Nah, av was in earlier but the last time I saw thwe rest was lunch
yesterday
<Mulder> Ain't seen zoot in ages
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<Cricky> hummm
<cossie> cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmel!
<camel> Hello 
<camel> Is there anyone there ??
<camel> .
<Mulder> Hi camel
<bart> HHHHEEEEEElLLLOOOO
<camel> Alright mulder how's the form?
<camel> .
<Mulder> Not too bad
* Mulder notices zwrite disease has struck camel
<camel> alright bart
<cossie> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh
<camel> I know its the habit of a lifetime
<bart> hi camel
<ENER> wha?
<camel> any craic
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<Mulder> I am not happy
<bart> any women about im desperate
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<nooper> lo
<ENER> haha
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<ENER> hi
<bart> hello
<camel>  why arn't you happy mulder?
<camel>  why arn't you happy mulder?
<camel>  why arn't you happy mulder?
<camel> Why arn't you happy mulder??
<Mulder> Cos I'm banned from #oasis, all because I slagged off the odd yank
<camel> nasty
<camel> how can they bann you ?
<ENER> u shouldnt be so r00d then
<Mulder> I wasn't
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<MrBlonde> back again
<Mulder> All i said was yanks were dickheads who needed things explained to
them inwords of 1 syllable or less
<bart> me eats his shorts
* bart eats his shorts
<Mulder> sorry 2 syllables or less
<ENER> hi
<ENER> thats rood
<bart> sdghsadkjahf
<cossie> hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
<bart> hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiyayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
<camel> HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi
<MrBlonde> ener u swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ENER> enuff
<ENER> wha?
<cossie> mrb!!
<MrBlonde> did u get pissed last night
<MrBlonde> cossie!!!!!!!!!!!
<cossie> xxx
<camel> of course
<MrBlonde> ener did u?
<ENER> nahh
<ENER> sorry on fone
<bart> does nobody love me???????????????????????????????????
<ENER> no
<MrBlonde> awwww poof
<bart> sod off
<MrBlonde> ur a poof ener
<ENER> haha
<ENER> fuq off
<camel> gotta go happy christmas everyone
<cossie> happy xxmas
<MrBlonde> cya camel!
*** Signoff: camel (Leaving)
<ENER> who the fuq is camel?
<MrBlonde> dunno but i think he got the hump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ENER> ive aliased ur mail on utopia mrb
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
<ENER> ur now dork@gateweb.co.uk
<ENER> hah
<cossie> mrb......
* bart is a fuckin arsehole
<MrBlonde> yes cossie
<cossie> i hear u were asking questions about me.....
* Mulder is back!!!!!!!!!!!
* bart slpas mulder about with a large trout
<MrBlonde> oooo when and who to?
<cossie> and whether wt would shag me.....
<ENER> rumbled
<cossie> hmm...
<bart> tits are fuckin lush
<MrBlonde> eh?
<cossie> mine bart?
<bart> i dunno 
<MrBlonde> hello???
* Mulder brings out a lrge red herring and while Bart sees the red herring he
misses the stick of dynamite shoved up his arse which explodes and blow his
balls off
<bart> i havent see the,
<bart> m
<cossie> hehehe
* bart runs over mulders head with a steam roller
<MrBlonde> i never said such a thing cossie :)
<MrBlonde> thrust me
<cossie> uh huh???
<bart> poof
<MrBlonde> i work in a hospital
<cossie> thrust you??
<cossie> oooooooh!
<bart> u r a poof blondie
<MrBlonde> agahahahahahaha sorry trust me
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* Mulder develops surprisingly Wile e Coyote like charcteristics and survives
unscathed
<cossie> so r u bart
<cossie> hi hotluv
<bart> o am I
<bart> cossie is a tart
<ENER> <bart> u r a poof blondie
<ENER> hes got u there
<MrBlonde> bart dont fool with some1 better than u
* Mulder says fuck this and blows barts head off
<cossie> mrb - so what did wt say?????
<MrBlonde> he said he would
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahahaha
* bart puts his head back on and rips mulders arms off
<cossie> hmm
<ENER> wt never said helo to me yesterday
<cossie> aww
* Mulder picks his arms up in his teeth and reattaches them
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<MrBlonde> ener: thats cause hes pissed off that u dont fancy him!!
<ENER> i think hes been on teh top deck
<MrBlonde> :P
<ENER> hahaha
<cossie> eh?
<ENER> mrb ur wrist is at 90 degrees
<MrBlonde> hehehehehe
<cossie> hehe
<MrBlonde> hehehe listen to the julian clary lookalike!
<cossie> hahahahahaha
<ENER> bahh
<MrBlonde> u even cross ur legs like him!
* cossie has an exam in an hour and needs comforting...
* Cricky hugs cossie
<MrBlonde> ....round another fella :)
<ENER> hahaha
<cossie> :)
<MrBlonde> oooooo cossie.......wots the exam|?
<cossie> manufacturing technology
<MrBlonde> eh?
<cossie> yuk
<ENER> ur the one who extends his little finger when sipping on a cocktail
<MrBlonde> r u an engineer i take it?
<cossie> uh huh
<ENER> (alcohol free mind)
<MrBlonde> still drinking sweet sherries ener?
<MrBlonde> 0.5% proof!!
<Mulder> Here we need something like this for #qub...
<ENER> u bought a bottle in the offy last year
<MrBlonde> 4 ur birthday pressie
<Mulder> -Shakka- Welcome to #Florida Mulder, we have had 942 people to visit our
<Mulder>          channel since October 25, 1996!! Our last visitor was bart at 8:07:48
<Mulder>          . The current time is 8:08:18 . :)
<ENER> and u said "fuck me, a was blitzed after a small vicar's glass of it"
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa
<Mulder> See, something nie friendly and informtive when you join the channel
<ENER> eheeh
<ENER> and ur the one that wears womens clothes
<MrBlonde> aye and i know wot u and the vicar get up to
<ENER> u tell me
<MrBlonde> ur the 1 who dresses in vicars costume and prances around asking
if any1 wants to be "baptised"
<cossie> stop it boys!
<Mulder> Hum, we have a real problem here due to the fact I have an exam in
50 minutes
<MrBlonde> sorry cos
<Mulder> And I know shit all
<cossie> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
<ENER> at least i dont invite ppl round me house and answear the door wearing
a pair of swiming trunks and water wings
<MrBlonde> hehehehe
<Mulder> eh?
<Mulder> MrB explain please
<MrBlonde> well i was doing this type of diving with my girlfriend......
<Cricky> rh00d
<ENER> oh year?
<ENER> yeah
<cossie> uh huh?
<MrBlonde> aye
<MrBlonde> mucky business - dont like to rtalk much about it
<MrBlonde> im psychologically scarred!
<Cricky> rh0000d
<cossie> hehehehehe
<cossie> was it fun then mrb?
<ENER>  dont wish to picture that image
<MrBlonde> well if u come round to my house some night i'll show ya !   :P
* Mulder is really worried about this exam
* cossie is too...
<cossie> oooooooh!
<MrBlonde> dont worry it'll be grand
* Mulder doesn't know why cos 10 out of 50 is a bit easy to get
<cossie> very rh00d!
<MrBlonde> sorry cossie
<MrBlonde> i'm just kidding
<cossie> aww
<MrBlonde> (or am i)
<MrBlonde> heh
<cossie> i was hoping 4 a bit of fun mrb!
<MrBlonde> so how is ur father cossie?
<ENER> fun sized fun
<cossie> fine...
<Cricky> eh ?
<MrBlonde> so r ya goin out tonite cos??
<cossie> yup
<MrBlonde> anywhere nice?
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<cossie> crescent arts centre
<MrBlonde> o christ ur kidding
<cossie> noooooo
<cossie> y?
<cossie> u too?
<MrBlonde> bring ur own and all that
<cossie> yup
<MrBlonde> £% in
<bart> hello evrybody
<MrBlonde> £5 in
<Cricky> whats on there ?
<cossie> something like that
<cossie> bands playing
<cossie> mrb - u going?
<MrBlonde> i know a guy who goes to it regularly
<cossie> well?
<MrBlonde> i've never been
<Mulder> Who?
<cossie> me neither
<Mulder> What bands, do you know?
<MrBlonde> mick u call him
<cossie> answer me!! u going to it???
<MrBlonde> DJs play as well
<cossie> yup
<MrBlonde> nope im not
<cossie> awwwwwww
<MrBlonde> i have a race tomorrow
<cossie> race?
<MrBlonde> yuuuup
<cossie> what race?
<MrBlonde> rowing race
<cossie> ooooooooooooooh
<cossie> rowers...
* cossie wakes up suddenly...
<MrBlonde> nice legs
<cossie> hehehehe
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<bart> HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<MrBlonde> and mine r offically the best!
<cossie> hi
<MrBlonde> :)
<cossie> can i see??
<MrBlonde> of course
<cossie> please?
<cossie> kewl
<cossie> but * will thump me :(
<MrBlonde> hehehehehe true
<MrBlonde> :(
<MrBlonde> ah well
<cossie> i know
<cossie> ur hers
<MrBlonde> i know im her "bit on the side"
<cossie> hehe
<cossie> well u could be my bit on the side too
<MrBlonde> of course shes going out with some1 so im not being used 
<cossie> aww
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<Mulder> Hey lb, how goes it
<Mulder> WAhey
<HaiZe> who wants to guess whats in my parcel
<Mulder> AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH exam min 35 minutes
<Mulder> DRINK
<lb> 3 pounds sausages
<lb> 2 steaks
<MrBlonde>  so i need to be oiled back into action
<Cricky> bust stomach
<Reaper> hello!
<ENER> oiled?
<Cricky> lo reaper
<bart> DEA - This is a raid evryone put their hands up and lie flat on their
backs
<bart> nobody move
<HaiZe> Mulder: u missed a good night!
<MrBlonde> oooooooooo yes
<Mulder> Hey lb I'd get out now if there's a DEA raid anywhere near you
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<lb> mcfly???
<cossie> shit shit shit shit
<MrBlonde> so cossie do u think ur up to it?
<bish> Hiya!
<bish> .
<Reaper> How the form
<MrBlonde> ;)
<cossie> up to what?
<cossie> ???
<cossie> <MrBlonde> u even cross ur legs like him!
<cossie> * cossie has an exam in an hour and needs comforting...
<cossie> [0-0:GScxAilFPh] 12:58PM cossie (+is) on #qub (+nt)                 Moose Head
<cossie> <MH>
<MrBlonde> it!!!
* Mulder notes another case of zwrite disease
<bart> Allright dont say i didnt warn you
* bish thinks cossie is into bondage
* MrBlonde hopes so
<cossie> oooooooh
<cossie> ;)
<cossie> bish wishes!
* bart opens fire with a heckler and koch mp5 cutting down evryonbe where
they stand
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<bart> die die die
* DemonLord hates Christmas
<DemonLord> Especially in Queens
<cossie> bah humbug
<cossie> miserable gitt
<cossie> jingle bellss
<ENER> eh
<cossie> chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
<DemonLord> santa smells
<DemonLord> 100 miles away
* bart grabs mulder and slits his throat in one swift movement
* cossie thumps demonlord for being so bloody miserable
* DemonLord enjoys this graphic scene of violence
<lb> ok heres a simple and easy quiz, and its festive too...
* DemonLord likes it
<lb> question 1
<lb> who here has access to a car at the mo?
<Cricky> hehe
<cossie> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* bart shoots demonlord in the head and watches his brains fall out the back
in a pink mist
*** Mode change "+o HaiZe" on channel #qub by Cricky
<lb> question 2
<cossie> be nice!
<MrBlonde> class cossie do u ahve ur own car????????
* DemonLord splats all over bart
* DemonLord infects bart
*** Mode change "+o lb" on channel #qub by X
<lb> who wants to give a lift to a pair of needy fellas?
<cossie> yup
<Cricky> heh :)
* HaiZe and lb are hungover... knackered and cold and need a lift home
<cossie> no - exam at 2
<MrBlonde> have ya?
*** Signoff: bish (Merry Christmas evrybody)
<Reaper> How's you keeping??
<Reaper> .
* bart beats demonlord about the head with a large trout
* lb aint hungover at the mo
<Mulder> lb, I can give you a lift at around 4 if you want one
<bart> give me a lift mulder
<lb> its one of those off and on ones...
<bart> please
* DemonLord skewers bart with his trident
<ENER> get the bus
<Reaper> What are you talking about??
<cossie> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh
<lb> get off my bus
<Reaper> who
<cossie> HELP!
<Reaper> not me!
* DemonLord roast bart over an open fire
* bart takes demonlords trident and shoves it up his ass
<HaiZe> who wants to get pised
<MrBlonde> gotta go
<MrBlonde> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Cricky> you guys going for lunch ?
<Mulder> Bart, those 2 live on my way home.... It's a fuckin 50 mile trip to
your house then back to mine
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<Cricky> uve got beer and cider in my house fellas
<bart> well be a friend
<Cricky> and a jacket steve
<cossie> way hey
* DemonLord thinks bart is a puff
<HaiZe> Crick: can I come round ur house and get my coat and beer?
<cossie> i'm going..
<Cricky> haize  - yeah
<Mulder> Me too
<Mulder> Exam.....
* bart drinks some beer and then pisses on demoinlord
<Reaper> see yas
<HaiZe> there was a arse-bandit round at Ruths house last night... and lb was
talkin to him :)
<Cricky> hehe
* DemonLord farts at bart whilst holding a lighter to his ass
*** Signoff: cossie (xmas snogs all round.......)
<lb> and his name was haize
* bart says demonlord sucks the beef and i have the negatives
<ENER> hahaa
*** Mode change "+o Mulder" on channel #qub by Cricky
<Reaper> and reaper take both of you out!
<HaiZe> think ur funny?
*** Mode change "+b bart!*@*" on channel #qub by Mulder
* DemonLord thinks bart is definately positive
<lb> i know it
*** Signoff: bart (Leaving)
<DemonLord> Hahahaha
<DemonLord> Bye looser
<DemonLord> HIV positive
<Mulder> Bye folks
<lb> who will sponsor me to open haizes xmas gift from ash??
<Cricky> xmas gift ?
<Cricky> is it a trip to london or a 50 quid watch ?  :)
*** Signoff: Mulder (cya folks)
<lb> its a bottle of summat
<ENER> shoelor
<DemonLord> Silent night silent night
* HaiZe loves my shloer
* DemonLord tries to get into the Christmas spirit
* DemonLord dies
* lb is trying too... but the sellotape is tearing the paper
*** Signoff: DemonLord (Ugh)
<Cricky> what did you get ash haize ?
<lb> he's away throwing his ring...
<Cricky> eh ?
<Cricky> ahh i c
<lb> puking... vomiting... barfing...
<lb> allegedly
<Reaper> drink it
<Cricky> I see
<Cricky> type summat on his screen then  :)
<Reaper> throw it out
<HaiZe> im a wab
<Cricky> its typical childish behavior  ;)
<Reaper> i lost
<Reaper> No!!! I'm lost
<Cricky> hehe :)
<Reaper> My head is sore and I can't keep up
<Cricky> lb - when u next working ?
<lb> sat nite
<Cricky> out last nite reaper ?
<Reaper> no! Just raced a cop car
<HaiZe> I was not trowing my ring~
<HaiZe> !
<HaiZe> throwing even
<Cricky> engagement ring ?  ;)
<lb> no.. it just fell out
<Cricky> heh :)
<Cricky> nobody else around today  :-/
<lb> its a bit of a recovery session
<Cricky> but hardly anyone went out last night
<lb> well 4 us then
<Cricky> and most of us are here who were  :-/
<Reaper> Looks like most are away home
<lb> crick: go home so we can call round..
<Cricky> ok lb - just a sec
<lb> cheers ;)
<Cricky> well you 2 leave first coz I'm closer :)
<Reaper> I'm here
<Reaper> sign_off
<Reaper> quit
*** Signoff: Reaper (Leaving)
<Cricky> hehe
<Cricky> 3rd time lucky
<lb> damn fewl
<Cricky> rite - I'll head home after you fellas leave
<Cricky> well ?
<lb> okey....
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*** Donna (Donna@ash25) has joind channel #qub
<Donna> MH
<Cricky> lo donna
<Cricky> lo nige
<Donna> hi ya pet whats the crack?
<Nige> Hey crick
<Donna> brb
<Cricky> recovery from last night  :)
*** Signoff: Nige (HAve a feckin` drunken Christmas!)
<Cricky> did anyone get a message from [GreenPeac:berk@ppp18.hol.gr]
<Cricky> ?
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<Cricky> lo baskety
<Donna> what were you up to last night cricky???
<Basket> hlo
<Donna> no i didn't
<Cricky> union  :)
<Cricky> and I didn't get up to anything  ;)
<Donna> Crick: any good?
<Cricky> yeah - at least I think so :-/  can't really remember
<Donna> Cricky : thats what you're telling us!
<Donna> tut tut tut tut!!!
<Donna> everyone away home then for christmas??
<Cricky> I'm here next week too  :)
<Donna> think i wil be too
<Cricky> y you logged on 2 machines donna ?
*** lb has been kicked off channel #qub by HaiZe (get the fuck outta here)
<Donna> mmmmm?
<Donna> i was
<Donna> hold on
<HaiZe> his machine crashed :)
<Donna> am i still now?
<Cricky> ahh rite
<Cricky> *** CTCP PING reply from Donna: 3 seconds
<Donna> cos i turned the other one off
<Cricky> ahh i c
<Donna> oooops
<Donna> its not starting up properly now
<HaiZe> right... I'm off
<Cricky> haize - cyu down there then
<Donna> bye H
<HaiZe> OK 
<HaiZe> later Donna
*** Signoff: HaiZe (cya)
~Moose Head~ Signoff at 01:47PM for HaiZe detected.
<Donna> ok Haize
~Moose Head~ Signoff at 01:48PM for TerroR detected.
<Cricky> cya donna - have a good xmas   :)
<Donna> are you away too
<Donna> i'll just talk to myself then
*** Basket has left channel #qub
<Donna> c ya same to you
*** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock)
IRC log ended Fri Dec 13 13:49


1 hour 16 minute log



IRC log started Fri Dec 13 15:55
*** Cricky (~u9542361@ash29) has joined channel #qub
*** Topic for #qub: Merry Christmas and a happy new year
*** #qub Cricky 850407725
*** Users on #qub: Cricky MrBlonde Star_ pallen @X ENER @TTl 
<Star_> MrBlonde?
<MrBlonde> yep?
<Star_> did u get it yet?
<MrBlonde> wot?
<Star_> u know
<MrBlonde> no
<Star_> that little xmas plant ;)
<MrBlonde> ahahahahahahahahaha erm.......nope
<MrBlonde> i thought u were going to!!
<Star_> hello?
<Star_> no u have to get it :P
<Star_> after all i got u a card and pressie and u got me NOTHING
<MrBlonde> ,,,,,,,,,
<MrBlonde> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<MrBlonde> well if i c u at some stadge today i'll maybe give ya something
<Star_> or have u forgotten AGAIN?
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by X
<Star_> hi crick
<Cricky> lo star
<Star_> still losing ur memory eh MrBlonde?
<Cricky> hmmmmm
<Cricky> u r on phoenix star ?
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<Star_> hello????????????
*** PeTeY is now known as PeterFP
<Star_> is it quiet or am i lagged/
<Star_> at last
<Cricky> *** CTCP PING reply from MrBlonde: 109 seconds
<Cricky> *** CTCP PING reply from Star_: 109 seconds
<Star_> what?
<Cricky> star - u and mrblonde are almost 2 mins away from the rest of us
<PeterFP> not bad at all
<Star_> shit
*** Signoff: Star_ (changing servers)
*** Star_ (u9535284@bot7) has joined channel #qub
<Star_> helo?
<Star_> am i lagged now?
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<Star_> hi velvet
<Velvet> Hi Star
<Star_> hows it going?
<Velvet> Top o the world
<Star_> ooooooo
<Star_> sounds good
<PeterFP> Alright there Demps
<PeterFP> looking down on creation
<Velvet> oh lord yes
<Velvet> :)
<PeterFP> GEttin pissed tonight then?
<PeterFP> or was that last night?
<Star_> ok who is lagged?
<Velvet> Nah - I had half a bottle of wine
<Velvet> (Last night I mean)
<PeterFP> yeah right
<Velvet> brb
<ENER> what?
* Star_ is hungry
<ENER> u should be on a diet bella
<ENER> =P
<PeterFP> will if you are hungry change your name
<Star_> hehe yeah i syppose so
<PeterFP> and stop callin yourself star
<Star_> :
<Star_> :P 
* Star_ would kill a chinese
<PeterFP> racist
<Star_> lemon chicken and fried rice
<Star_> mmmmmmmmmmmm
<Star_> stop taking things so literally
<PeterFP> sweet and sour chicken would do me
<ENER> well it is writing
<PeterFP> lets go and get some
<Star_> what is writing ener/
<ENER> text
<ENER> words
<ENER> symbols
<Star_> o
<PeterFP> yeah even o
<Star_> ener i got MrBlonde a dead cool pressie


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