IRC log started Fri Jan 17 12:28
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*** Topic for #qub: those spice  girls are too stupid and ignorant to have
their names repeated
*** #qub evilmerp 853501378
*** Users on #qub: Cricky ash Wildthing @haize ZiggyS @MrB_WORK @X @ENER 
<ash> yep......YEAH..
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by X
<haize> how u knoe such things?
<haize> Hey crick!!!!!
<Cricky> lo haize
<ash> he's smart...and cool.....and hes coming to the pub with me and tracy
<haize> Crick: D7 wants to know if he can put a bot on the channel
<haize> it does cool stuff like display calanders and stuff :-/
<haize> he show'd it to me, and then demonstrated the bot's capabilities
<ash> hehehehe
<ENER> what a treat
<haize> hheheh
<ash> hahahahah
<ash> nice one
<haize> it might even have a crankshaft or sommat
<Cricky> yeah ok haize
<haize> I donno.... he was talkin tech to me
* haize blushes
<haize> I wanna drink
<Cricky> :-/
* haize needs a drink!
<Cricky> I was drinking 50% cocktails last night haize  ;)
<haize> Crick: u completed the shootin bit on die hard 3 yet?
<ash> shit man...wait till tomorrow after your exams.....oh yeah, you have to
werk....:)
<haize> Crick: where'd u go?
* ZiggyS started at 12 yesterday and finished when the bar closed....
<haize> ash: feck off :)
<ash> hehe
<haize> ash: I'm sick... remember?
<ash> Cricky...are you comin' t the pub with me tomorrow afternoon
<ash> ...while Haize is at work
<Cricky> laverys
<haize> ash: I've an important uncle coming round
<ash> what???
<haize> ash: so I can't go to work
<haize> ash: yeah... I think he wants to borrow my Argos catalogue
<haize> Crick: any good? u pull again?
<ash> oh right...I didn't catch on...:)
<Cricky> I was.. but amanda and denise turned up and started questioning her
<haize> hahahahahah.... who was it?
<Cricky> then denise said she was my gf
<haize> HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
<haize> oh dear
<ash> Cricky is SSSSHHHHAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAA king
<haize> they spoil ur chances?
<haize> hehehehhe
<ash> SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAA
<Cricky> they always do  :)
<haize> JJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Cricky> u don't know her haize
<ash> oh yeah...I forgot...he didn't score..sorry Cricky...you're a Jabba...
<haize> ah well
<ash> :)
<Cricky> heh
* haize looks at the floor and sees a bag of contaminated soil with the words
"MINISTRY OF DEFENCE" written on it
<haize> hmmmmmm
<haize> how bizzare
<haize> Crick: so what happened?
<ash> what???
<Cricky> well my memory is not the best  :)
<haize> hahahhaah... u have some comfort?
<ash> oh eyah Cricky...great excuse
<Cricky> I seem to recall hugging loads of ppl tho  :-/
<Cricky> haize - no but I've a half bottle in the house  :)
<ash> don't mention comfort...the smell has me wrenching at the mo'
<haize> damn and blast... why wasn't I there?
* ZiggyS is away - with Scully. - all messages will be saved.
* ZiggyS is back!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> heh
<ZiggyS> AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<haize> ash: I've got an almost full bottle in the house :)
<ash> eughhhhhhh
<haize> heheheh.... my brother has been drinkin woodies
<ash> back to Carlsberg full time for me now
<haize> I think he's a bit soft :)
<ash> I wouldn't even drink that
<haize> Soft Alan in fact
<ash> :)
<ash> hehe
<haize> poncey get
<haize> Crick: where u goin on Sat?
<ZiggyS> Right, am away home.... cya'll in 2 or 3 weeks
<ash> I don't know if it is the Comfort making me sick, or the other shit I
drink with it though...
<Cricky> dunno
<Cricky> where u goin haize
<ash> okay.....see ya soon
<haize> Zigg: have fun!!!! later
*** Signoff: ZiggyS (Read error to ZiggyS[ash18]: Connection reset by peer)
<haize> Cricky: donno... a night club... I am SICK of sittin in and sittin in
bars
<Cricky> good idea
<haize> I wanna have a drink and strutt my funky stuff
<Cricky> which one you got in mind
<haize> hmmmmm.... donno
<haize> what do u think?
<haize> options:
<Cricky> not sure
<haize> 1) Egg (endorsed by Christopher Alan, my old next door neighbour)
<ash> ...tis full of 16 year olds...:)
<haize> 2) Manhatten (endorsed by Billy 2 baseballbats, the loan shark from
the shankill)
<haize> 3) Cresent (endorsed by Childline)
<ash> hehehe
<ash> hold on....cRicky will be bakc in 5 mins..
<ash> in the mean time.....Haize.....what factors effect the elasticity of
supply
<ash> hehehehh
<haize> hmmmmm.. back in a tic...
<haize> right.... back
<haize> so......
<ash> Mmmmm...get your motes did you....
<haize> 4) Storm (as endorsed by angry Dave)
<haize> ash: na.... was distracted... I don't have any notes :)
<haize> just 2 big fun books
<ash> ah right
<haize> well... I got a few graphs I suppose
<haize> 5) 
<haize> hmmmm
<haize> Venue
<haize> (as endorsed by the Hells Angels)
<haize> 6) Laverys 
<haize> no endorsements
<ash> be original...why don't ya :)
<haize> 7) The Night Spot in Chad
<ash> what??
<haize> there!
<haize> originalality
<ash> heheheheh...very original...nice one...
<haize> 8) Limelight
<haize> in Zimbabwe
<ash> heheh
<ash> even though it was spelt wrong...I think
<haize> heheheh... yeah
<haize> ah well
<haize> ummmmm
<haize> where else?
<haize> Crick: u even listening to my suggestions?
<ash> I told you...hes away....
<ash> he'll be back in a few minutes....
<haize> DOH! I though u meant u were away
<haize> seeing which Rick?
<ash> unless I have psychic typing powers...:)
<haize> heheheh
<ash> what??
<haize> DOH!
<haize> I'm gettin rightly confused
<haize> cRicky
<ash> hahaha.....me too
<haize> I thought was c Ricky
<ash> he is not here....
<haize> as in u were goin to see Ricky
<haize> hahahah... fucksake
<ash> Ricky who...???
<haize> I need some sleep
<haize> I donno!
<haize> u tell me :)
<haize> ur the one goin to see him :)
<ash> ah right........:/   hehe
<ash> okay stop....this is getting een more confusing...
<ash> :)
<haize> no... I'm not gonna argue about this!
<ash> I would just win anyway...
<haize> grrrrrr, it's 1 o'clock and I haven't started my revision
<haize> and I have to work tonight
<haize> pah!
<haize> ain't no way
<ash> well..its one o clock...I am couldn't be arsed doing any more..
<haize> if I don't do any I'll fail for sure
<haize> I was up at 6 this mornin :(
<ash> seriuosly...you must be wrecked
<haize> bloody revising... cramming... brilliant
<ash> did you get much done...
<haize> well.... I might get to bed for a while b4 work
<haize> hehe... I was in cloisters at 7:30 revising till 9
<haize> fat lot of use it did me :)
<ash> was that for tomorrow...
<haize> na... for this mornins
<haize> haven't started revision for tomorrow yetr
<ash> fear not...it is all common sense...:)
<ash> shit you are fecked...:) hehehe
<ash> oh shit..Barak is on
<haize> hmmmmm
<haize> oh good :)
<haize> where?
<ash> oh yeah.....really class.
<ash> elm23
* haize sniggers
<ash> are you going to ask him about last night??
<haize> yup.... look....
<haize> zwrite u9535977
<haize> Type your message now.  End with control-D or a dot on a line by
itself.
<haize> Alright u fat engligh wanker... whats this shit ash has been tellin
me?
<haize> u9535977: Message sent
<ash> no way.......you are kiddin....
<haize> hahahahahaha
<ash> hehehe
<haize> na... didn't really say that :)
<ash> you didn't...please tell me you didn't......phew...
<haize> ash41[12:55pm]/das/u9449434/Mail-> zwrite u9535977
<haize> Type your message now.  End with control-D or a dot on a line by itself.
<haize> afternoon fellah?
<haize> thats what I really said
<ash> ah you two faced lick...
<haize> borin huh?
<haize> had u worried tho :)
<ash> nopt really....just dying to hear what he said.
<haize> Meegan has a very nice green Anorak
<Wildthing> its clss
<haize> must be rainin out... he's got the hood out
<haize> I wonder where he got it?
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<Xaron> wt: you got midnight working :)
<Wildthing> just got kick off
<Wildthing> got killed again
<Xaron> try impmud would ye.... my connection keeps facking up
<Wildthing> telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused
<Wildthing> ric got a phone number for ya
<Xaron> what's that?!
<Wildthing> belfast 664422
<Xaron> ?!?!?!?!?!?
<haize> Crick?
<Wildthing> "someone to talk to"
<Xaron> wtf?!?!?!
<haize> back in a sec....
<ash> he is reading your suggestions..
<Wildthing> THE SAMARITANS
<Xaron> wooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
<ash> back in  a sec
<Cricky> haize - I'm back
<Cricky> had to get a letter to denise
<Cricky> then I went to julies
<Xaron> Why would I need the number for the samaritan's and how come you know
it off by heart!?
<haize> back.....
<haize> crick: ahh, OK... well, u see my list of possibilities?
<Cricky> yeah I'm looking at them
<Cricky> chad ?
<haize> Chad rox!
<Cricky> btw - 1/4 pounder at julies - 99p  :)
<haize> bargain
<Cricky> lovely
<Cricky> v quiet
<Xaron> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
* Xaron ponmders the situation.........
* Xaron buys a new keyboard
<haize> roite...... I gotta get home.... my stomach is rumbelin and my head
is just crying out to be educated about Professionals
<Cricky> heh
<haize> what a fun day!
<Cricky> good luck
<Cricky> what about tomorrow
<haize> heh.... cheers
<Cricky> u phone me ?
<haize> yeah.... I think I'll take the day off work.... sleep in the afternoon,
so I'll fone ya about tea time
<Cricky> ok
<Cricky> I'll be in
<haize> u better be! :)
<Cricky> got a rugby match at 12 but I'll hopefully be home b4 tea time
<haize> and no playstation this time.... I think I bust my eyes on Tues
<Xaron> you have a rugby match?!? who for?!
<Cricky> heh
<Cricky> 4ths barak
<Wildthing> who ya playing crick
<Xaron> hehehehehe
<Xaron> CRAPPY TEAM :)
<Cricky> dunno
<Wildthing> darren ross's hero's
<Cricky> I was in the oub when I met some of the team
<ash> don't mention that name in front of me...
<Cricky> pub even
<Xaron> Darren "let me stand behind you as you take a piss" Ross 
<Cricky> heh
<Cricky> but he does wear a cool cardigan and white jeans combo  ;)
<Xaron> sad combo more like it
<Xaron> fack... I don't feel too well today.. must've been something I ate
<Wildthing> ric you playing on sat
<Xaron> yeah... against Malone 8th's again :~(
<Wildthing> unlucky
<Xaron> well, at least it's not North.... I don't want to play them again :~(
<Wildthing> north are wee buns
<Xaron> they're facking psychopathic wee buns.... You know yerself....
<Wildthing> at least we beat them this year
<Xaron> yeah yeah rub it in why don't you
<Cricky> u fewl haize
<Wildthing> your shit and you know you are
<Cricky> heh :)
<haize> what?
<Xaron> fuck off
<Wildthing> hehehehehehehe
<haize> what I do?
<Cricky> rite I mite head home now and drink loads of water
<Xaron> WT: look we're gonna win the shield this time
<Cricky> heh :)  you're just a generic fewl haize  ;)
<Wildthing> we're going to win the dudly cup
<haize> awwwwww.... thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :)
<haize> cheers cricky.... mate
<Cricky> 8-)
<Cricky> its only coz I care
<haize> hehehe.... see ya tommorow....
<haize> blimey!
* haize is in!
<Cricky> janis never rtelied to me  :-/
<ash> okay bye
<Cricky> cya haize
<haize> anyone want a lift anyway... I got the car
<haize> wanna go to Newcastle?
<haize> or Chad perhaps?
<Cricky> yeah come round here and give me a lift home  ;)
<Cricky> hehehehe
<ash> ...wanna go to bed....:(
<Cricky> rh00d
<haize> crick: u are rh00d
<ash> ...to sleep
<Cricky> heh
<Cricky> that's me  :)
<haize> u 2 in bot?
<ash> yep...
<Cricky> tho I don't suck people's nipples  :)
<haize> eh?
<ash> what????
<Cricky> I'll tell you about it tomorrow  :)
<haize> I'll come round and pick yas up and u can tell me then :)
* haize doesn't really want to do revision
<Cricky> hehe
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* haize wants to waste some more time driving around
<ash> NOBODY really wants to do revision
<Cricky> lo jim
<haize> hmmmmmm..... good point
<haize> roite... I'll see yas shortly :)
<Cricky> :)
<haize> if u want a lift now that is
<Jim7> hi cricky
<haize> or would u prefer to waste ur life on here? :)
<Cricky> haize - no need - I only live a min away and ash is staying
*** Mode change "+ooo Wildthing ash Xaron" on channel #qub by Cricky
*** Mode change "+o Jim7" on channel #qub by Cricky
<ash> well, I gotta go, but I am doin' work
<haize> okeydokey... I'll just go home then.... fine
<haize> see if I care
<Cricky> heh
<Jim7> thanks cricky
<ash> ahhhhhhhhhhh....be our friend
<haize> Professional Studies here I come
<ash> if you need a hand, give us a ring
<haize> well.... I do have a Fatboy Slim album in the house to listen to....
they're my friends :)
<haize> and my cats like me 
<Cricky> hehe
<haize> I think
<ash> haize....we love you...
<Cricky> if it makes you feel better u can give me a lift if ya want  :)
<ash> we think you're class
<haize> they'd go for a drive with me if I wanted
<Cricky> I wouldn't go that far ash
<haize> maybe
<ash> yeah...can you give me a lift to the library
<haize> and my dad likes me... a bit
<Xaron> I certainly don't love him.. I have a rep to think about :)
<haize> and my mum hugged me once
<haize> but it wasn't THAT sort of hug
<ash> waht......as a cross dresser
<Xaron> when she left :|
<Cricky> I'm gonna go home now b4 I spend all day on here
<haize> heheheh.... me too....
<Xaron> Ash: that was supposed to be HISTORY
<haize> enough whinging :)
<ash> hehehe
<haize> Ash: If I get into diffs, I'll give ya a ring
<haize> I mean I'll phone ya
<haize> errrr
<ash> oke doke
<Cricky> hehehehehehe
<Xaron> oh er missus
<ash> hehehe
<haize> anyone want this bag of contaminated soil?
<ash> okay..IU am going to get the finger out and do some work
<Xaron> say what?!
<haize> I'll have it if no-one wants it
<ash> hahha...I had forgotten about that
<Jim7> gotta go - c u
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<ash> nope.....I don't want it
<haize> I'll maybe return it to the MINISTRY OF DEFENCE
<Xaron> with a bomb inside it?!
<haize> who knows?
*** Bad nickname
<ash> nice move....they will be pleased
<haize> I could do this
<haize> or I could do that
<haize> I just donno
<Xaron> but not before
<Xaron> you shag your cat
<ash> Xaron....do you anyone that could use it...
<haize> I'm a spontanious chap
<Xaron> USE WHAT?!
<Wildthing> ric xblast
<Xaron> ok
<Cricky> bye
*** Xaron has been kicked off channel #qub by haize (HOW DARE YOU!!!)
*** Xaron (p9446982@elm23) has joined channel #qub
<haize> oops
<Xaron> oi
<Xaron> oi
<Xaron> oi
<haize> I'm outta here
<ash> the contaminated..possibly explosive bag
<Xaron> wt: hit it
<Cricky> phone me tomorrow eve haize
<Xaron> is it a colostomy bag?!
<ash> see ya
*** Signoff: haize (I think we'd better call in the FBI..... good luck ash... talk to ya tommorow crick)
*** Signoff: Cricky (schwing!!!!!!)
IRC log ended Fri Jan 17 13:32

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