IRC log started Thu May 23 1996 10:54
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*** Topic for #qub: 1st June will be a smashing time.............!!!!
(louise - see you guys later)
*** Users on #qub: Crick Barak @Cricky @X 
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Pub: #qub            wyatt @Crick Barak @X 
<Crick> lo wyatt
<wyatt> morning all
<Barak> 'bout ye Wyatt
<wyatt> not three bad and your self
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*** Users on #paradise: Crick TerroR Lex cantabrig hayley holmes Stu^ @W 
<hayley> bastards
<cantabrig> now now
<cantabrig> calm down Hayley
<hayley> boo hooi
* hayley needs a tissue
<Stu^> hi terror
<Lex> hi terror
* cantabrig obliges with a sleeve
<Lex> hi crick
<Crick> hi lex
<cantabrig> what did terror do so right?
<Stu^> lag
<Stu^> cantabrig, his channel :-)
<cantabrig> ah!
<cantabrig> good reason
<Stu^> yes :-)
<Crick> hmm - I appear to be lagged with everyone except for you lex  :-/
<cantabrig> respect to the fellow
<cantabrig> hm
<cantabrig> good call
<hayley> as im the only women on channel i think i shoud have ops too
to represent the female race
<cantabrig> is Holmes alive?
<wyatt:#qub> hey it's got very quiet in here!!1
<cantabrig> bollocks
*** Signoff: TerroR (Read error to TerroR[134.220.7.45]: Connection reset
by peer)
<wyatt:#qub> what's going on
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<Crick> so I see
<Crick> not many about today
<Crick> must be the exams  :-/
<wyatt> has every vamosed
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<wyatt> ah ha!!!
<Crick> lo skyman
<skyman> bout ye'
<wyatt> allo skyman
<skyman> mornin' all
<skyman> any crack about this place this mornin' ?
<wyatt> nope very quiet things are very quiet
<Barak> You should know that drugs are illegal ::)
<skyman> hmmmm, winder why.....
<wyatt> could it be those dastardly exams!!!!
<skyman> it could well be !!
<wyatt> ah ha elementary my dear watson!~!!!!
<wyatt> lemon entry
<skyman> urg....that has to be illegal !
<wyatt> well got to go cya all later!!!
<Crick> cya wyatt
<skyman> bye bye wyatt
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<skyman> Barak, I assume you are completely deaf ? (judging by the way you
were playing your music a 0.5 hour ago) !@?
#qub            skyman    H   ~u9429255@bot18 (Simon Who ?)
#qub            Crick     H@  ~u9542361@ash27 (.)
#qub            Barak     H   ~p9446982@bot11 (Vlad)
#qub            X         H@d cservice@undernet.org (For help type: /msg X
help)
<Barak> Hey what?!/ WOOSH! WHat do you mean .5 hour ago?! were you waling
behind me or something?!?!
<skyman> huh ? waling ???
<Barak> That better Skyman?!
<Barak> I meant Walking!
<Crick> well barak is like a wall  :)
<skyman> yeah, ok !!!
<Barak> Can I turn it up agaiun?!
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<skyman> iether that or make sure we can all hear it properly !!!!
<Barak> Sky: hehe...... I have some speakers somewhere.....
<wildthing> morning 
<Barak> WT!!!!!!!!!
<skyman> break 'em out man, break 'em out !!!!
<wildthing> just finished the maths exam
<Barak> I would.... but I have left them in the house!
<Barak> WT: hehe.. how was it for you?!
<wildthing> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
<skyman> arse!!!
<wildthing> barak: see muffet lately
<Barak> BALLIX LAG
<Barak> WT: Not since Monday...... Spoke to her yesterday though
<Crick> skyman - do you live in ballinderry ?
<wildthing> shes a bit of a looper
<Barak> You noticed :)
<skyman> erm, yes, how do you know this amazing peice of trivia ???
<Crick> oh - just a guess  :)
<wildthing> shes full of crap
<wildthing> just like all girls
<Barak> hehe!
<Crick> that reminds me barak - where did you disappear to on momday morning ?
<Barak> Skyman: You look like a ballinderry person!
<skyman> Crick, why you wanna know ???
<Barak> um... er.... ah... do I have to answer that 1?!
<Crick> skyman - i already did know, I was just confirming it
<Crick> well when I woke up you and joan had gone
<wildthing> barak i think you and muffet would make a lovely couple
<skyman> why do people know that I come from B'derry, is it written on my
forehead, or do I smell of cow shite ???????
<Barak> WT: Like hell!
<Barak> Sky: The latter!
<wildthing> she would be perfect for you
<skyman> awww, gee thanks ?!!
<Barak> WT: Sorry, taken!
<Barak> Sky: only kidding!
<wildthing> who yuo or her
<Barak> WT: me
<Barak> Crick: If you think Joan and I were together.. you're wrong
<Crick> barak - I didn't insinuate that - why are you being so defensive ?
<Crick> :)
<Crick> anyway i know where she went anyway  :)
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<wildthing> cause its true eh barak
<Crick> lo elan
<Barak> Crick: Because I'm not supposed to say anything that might get me in
trouble!
<Barak> .
<Elan> crick why do u ping me
<Barak> WT: IT IS NOT TRUE!
<Crick> elan - I pinged you about 15 minutes ago when I was in #paradise  :-/
<Barak> What a load of cack on the Radio!
<Crick> *** CTCP PING reply from Elan: 999 seconds
<wildthing> i believe you  when millions wouldnt
<Barak> And what were you doing in Paradise?!
<Crick> barak - I'm an op in #paradise
<Barak> AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Barak> It's one of those WHite Tab Clear moments
<Crick> what is ?
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<Crick> terror !!!!
<Barak> <Crick> barak - I'm an op in #paradise <Barak> AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Crick> what's so strange about that Barak ?
<TerroR> *sigh
<TerroR> crick mate !!!!!!!
<TerroR> crick join paradise
<Crick> ok terr
<Barak> Oh nothing!
<TerroR> this was some trouble yesterday
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*** Topic for #paradise: Goose me with a seven pound radish !
*** Users on #paradise: Crick Barak Fusilier @Stu^ Sunflower Elan @TerroR @W
cantabrig hayley holmes
<Crick> terror !!!!
<Crick> :)
<Stu^> elan does that
<Stu^> he slanders people
<cantabrig> can anyone see me?
-W- You're opped by TerroR
*** Mode change "+o Crick" on channel #paradise by W
<Stu^> yes cantabrig
<Crick> I can cantabrig
<TerroR:#qub> crick level 300
<Crick> a bit of lag terr, but not too much
<TerroR:#qub> i advise u to set a password
<TerroR> immediately after the trouble on there yesterday
<Crick> rite I'll set one now
<TerroR> lovely !
<Crick> have you set a password on qub too ?
<Crick> terror - what trouble ?
<TerroR> i have
<Crick> good
<TerroR:#qub> some cunt grabbed a password of 440 and hacked the W with 60
fake users
<TerroR:#qub> had to get a cop to clear the whole bot out 
<TerroR:#qub> so Ive been readding ppl left right and centre
<-[wildthing]-> muffet is sitting beside barak
<TerroR> crick u got the new soundgarden album ( i dont like it much
Superunknown the masterpiece)
<Crick> terror- I was goign to buy it yesterday but I bought 18 quids qorth
of magic cards instead  :-/
<Crick> how good is it then ?
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<Mulder_:#qub> Hello folks
<skyman:#qub> so how do people know that I come from a tiny place ???
<Mulder_:#qub> Shit where did everyone come from?
<Mulder_:#qub> Hmm The lagged version of me is still on #ireland
<Mulder_:#qub> BUGGER 20 seconds
<Mulder_:#qub> 20 seconds
<Mulder_:#qub> 20 seconds 20 seconds
<TerroR:#qub> MULDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Mulder_:#qub> brb
<TerroR> the new wildhearts album aint much good either
<TerroR> Honeycracks new one is a corker !
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<TerroR:#qub> ccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooorcccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
<HaiZe:#qub> TTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<HaiZe:#qub> lamer
<skyman:#qub> oh dear, worlds gone mad again (or full of wankers...)
<Mulder_:#qub> Yippeeee lag all goneeeeeeeeee
<skyman:#qub> bye all
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<Mulder_:#qub> Hello folks
<Mulder_:#qub> Hey Terror what happened to #rockers?
<wildthing:#qub>  to ring wlv when I got home andd tell them that you had a
new irc server.. I
<wildthing:#qub>  decided not to though.. shame about Saloon
<Mulder_:#qub> Bugger it's raining
*** Mulder_ is now known as Mulder-
<Mulder-:#qub> Rangers 5-1 Hearts
<TerroR:#qub> mulder im there
<Mulder-:#qub> Crap French keepers are funny
<Mulder-:#qub> Oh so you are
<TerroR:#qub> haize u crazy hardcore pumping techno freak !
<Mulder-:#qub> Laudrup hits an atrocious cross from the wing and the keeper..
... lets it through his legs
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<Barak:#qub> ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<her> morning 
<Mulder-:#qub> Hmmm. 2 hours 36 minutes till my Dynamics exam
<ash:#qub> err...hello darling
*** her is now known as shorty
<Barak:#qub> shall I take over this channel?!
<shorty> what did i say ?
<Crick> you wish barak
Pub: #qub            X ash @HaiZe Mulder- @TerroR wildthing @Crick Barak 
<Crick> lo ash
<Barak> How's you then sweetie?!
<Barak> Crick: what?!?! do i wish?!
<Crick> i dunno barak - you tell me
<HaiZe> hey ash... how'd the exam go?
<HaiZe> that good huh? :)
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<ashs> dead on,at least I wasn't pissed before this one
<Barak> Crick: You are getting me paranoid now!
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<Barak> Ash: I thought you didn't drinkl!
<ashs> I was just off drink for lent, thats all, shit man, don't be stupid
<ashs> :)
*** CTCP PING reply from Elan: 1390 seconds
<TerroR> mmmmmmmmmm chips and peas
<ashs> when is your next one HaiZe
<HaiZe> ashs: not till Tuesday :)
* Barak cracks his head on the table!
<Elan> hi crick
<Elan> which server r u lot using
<Crick> elan : London.UK.eu.Undernet.org
<Elan> i got bad lag
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<Barak> MUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ashs> HaiZe: cool, that is when I have my next one, and then the summer
starts
<wildthing> muffet you sexy thing
#qub            muffet    H   ~u9526021@bot12 (miss muffet)
#qub            Elan      H   ~c9573323@mb206-ab.wlv.ac.uk (Mukesh Patel)
#qub            ashs      H   ~u9518347@bot41 (ash)
#qub            X         H@d cservice@undernet.org (.)
#qub            HaiZe     H@  ~HaiZe@ash28 (-bPR-)
#qub            Mulder-   H   ~u9553614@ash36 (Fox)
#qub            TerroR    H@  ~gareth@ma53-br.wlv.ac.uk (IRC salad bowl OPERATOR)
#qub            wildthing H   ~u9450408@ash15 (Aaron)
#qub            Crick     H@  ~u9542361@ash27 (.)
#qub            Barak     H   ~p9446982@bot11 (Vlad)
Pub: #qub            muffet Elan ashs @X @HaiZe Mulder- @TerroR wildthing
@Crick Barak
<HaiZe> ashs: only one problem... I think I failed my exam today, so I'll
have to resit in August :((
<HaiZe> but still.... thats AGES away 
<ashs> I know, so are you going to the union tonight to get smashed??
<HaiZe> ashs: donno... I can't get anyone to go
<muffet> wildthing!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Crick> I'll go if anyone else is going
<HaiZe> ashs: they are all using the excuse of having exams tommorow... lame
<wildthing> how are you muffet
<TerroR> not much time
<TerroR> ^&%^&*$^%$%^*$&^i93
<TerroR> H(*(^(*^0
<Barak> WT: Muffet's a bit lagged at the mo
*** Signoff: TerroR (shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt)
<ashs> THAT IS DISGUSTING.......SAD ASSES
*** Topic for #qub: 1st June will be a smashing time.............!!!! (louise
- see you guys later)
*** #qub ZeroCool 832841339
<muffet> cricky: how many levels are there in Mario Brothers?
<ashs> yeah Cricky: I am getting plastered...it is a sight to behold :)
<wildthing> barak: so i see
<HaiZe> arse... looks like his pie-contents level monitoring system had
failed... disaster!
<ashs> back soon
<ashs> .
<Mulder-> The footy team I'm helping to run have a game tonight (I think).
They won 9-0 last week
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<Crick> muffet - well 4 (or 12 depending on how you look at it)
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<Crick> 4 worlds - 3 levels in each
*** Signoff: muffet (changing servers)
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* muffet is back!!!!!!!!!!!
Pub: #qub            muffet Elan @X @HaiZe Mulder- wildthing @Crick Barak 
*** Barak is now known as shithead
<Crick> so i see muffet
<Crick> you certainly were :)
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<Rundorig> Hi there
<wildthing> your new name suits ya barak
<shithead> What did she do to my computer?!
<HaiZe> well hello!
<Rundorig> Greetings
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<Barak> bal;lix
<Barak> damn
* Barak is gonna kill that Muffet person!
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<Rundorig> why for Barak
<muffet> Barak has broken my computer
<Mulder-> Kloro
<Kloro> arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Barak> She sat at my computer and changed my nick
<Rundorig> heh heh heh m heh
<HaiZe> who wants a lesson in hacking so u too can be like Zer0C00L?
<Crick> hehe
<Barak> Crick: Muffet can type.. and we can see what she's typing.. but she
can't see what we're typing... HELP!
*** Mode change "+o Kloro" on channel #qub by X
<HaiZe> he's eleet
*** Kloro has changed the topic on channel #qub to PMA103 - what a bastard!!!!!!
<Rundorig> PMA 103....gift
* Kloro bangs his head repeatedly on the monitor
Pub: #qub            @Kloro Rundorig muffet Elan @X @HaiZe Mulder- wildthing
@Crick Barak
* Rundorig calls for the monitor repair man
*** Signoff: muffet (muffet)
<Rundorig> Ahhhhh why aare all the ladies leaving
<Mulder-> Cos Kloror arrived
<Rundorig> do i Smell???
<Mulder-> Kloro even
*** Mulder- has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro ( who says i semll,
mouldy? )
<Kloro> smell, even
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<Kloro> hi dauph
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<Rundorig> yeahhhhhh
* Barak has a new girlf
<Rundorig> Hi there Dauph
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<Dauphy> kloro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Mulder-> Did I say you smelled????? NO
<Crick> dauphy !
<u9526021> ok.... someone type something
* Kloro thinks PMA is a bollix - good thing hes not doing it
* Dauphy is huffing with Kloro
<Rundorig> Is she over 8 years old BARAK???
<Mulder-> I just said the ladies left cos you got here
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<Kloro> next year that is
* Barak is trying to fix muffets computer
<Muffet> Wise up there Rundorig.... of course she is!
<Kloro> dauph - why huffing?
*** Muffet is now known as Barak1
<Mulder-> Hi Dauphy
<HaiZe> Kloro: your cirstificate is sitting beside me!
<Rundorig> Barak is trying to fix Muffet
<Dauphy> cricky !!!!
<Barak1> Run: PLease!
<Kloro> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooops
<Dauphy> lo mulder
<Crick> rh00d rundy  :)
Pub: #qub            Barak1 Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro Rundorig Elan @X @HaiZe
wildthing @Crick Barak
<Barak> in Baraks dreams
<Barak1> She has better taste!
<Kloro> is this a new gf since yesterday barak?
<Barak1> K: nope.. still the same
<Kloro> or just the new one you told everyone about?
* Mulder- is not going to insult Dauphy today
<Barak> Kloro who was the one yesterday?
<Rundorig> Ehhhhh??
<Rundorig> twasn't rh00d
* Kloro grins
* Dauphy is glad
<Crick> it was in my mind :)
<Kloro> ask him - hes told everyone else
<Dauphy> heh heh ;)
* Barak1 is the true Barak..... Barak -----> is Muffet
<Dauphy> ask who what??
<Barak1> K: Not quite everyone else
<Barak> i hink
<Dauphy> you hink??
<Dauphy> hmmm
<Crick> hi stu
<Dauphy:#qub> is it good
<Barak:#qub> kloro; i think i know..they use my room as their love nest
<Kloro:#qub> if u r muffet u already know
<Kloro:#qub> yep!
<Kloro:#qub> ;-)
<Dauphy:#qub> ooooooo
*** Barak is now known as muffet
<HaiZe:#qub> Dauphy: how could you??? How could you tell Gordy about his
personalised smiley???
<Barak1:#qub> K: SHe does know.... I have to admit it is a very comfortable
bed
*** Barak1 is now known as Barak
<Crick> what rh00dness is this ?
<muffet:#qub> everyone says that
<Crick> oops
<Crick> what rh00dness is this ?
<Barak> All the men atleast
<Mulder-> New Def Leppard album is bloody brilliant
*** Kloro has changed the topic on channel #qub to Anyone want to go for a
pint with Kloro to help him to get over pure maths exam?
<HaiZe> Dauphy: oops... sorry..... it wasn't you.... 
<Rundorig> Sorry Kloro I got an exam tomorrow
<Barak> K: I'd love to,....... you buying?
<muffet> no rhOOdness Cricky
<Crick> hmmmmm
<Kloro> nope!
<Barak> hmmmmmmmmmm...
<Kloro> don't be ridiculous
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* Barak thinx he could be in some serious trouble1`
<Barak> !!
<HaiZe> OK everyone... guess who this is......
* Rundorig smiles ~:-))
<Barak> !!!!!!
<HaiZe> ~:)
<Barak> Some demented psychopath?!
<Kloro> a hari krishna?
<HaiZe> Barak: close
<Rundorig> =:-))
<Rundorig> that could be it too
<Barak> Haize: Don Fay with his cool hair cut?!
<HaiZe> hehehe
<Rundorig> and they are not a demented psychopath
<Kloro> rundorig!
<Kloro> is it his hair?
<Barak> Oh I know..... it's that bloke from the 7-up ads
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<HaiZe> Kloro: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Mulder- can play When Love and Hate Collide on the Guitar. I couldn't do
this before we got off so you can see how much real revision I've been doing
* Kloro does a little happy dance
<Dauphy> (:)
<Kloro> mulder - u and who got off? ;-)
<Dauphy> oh mulder do tell
<Rundorig> I can play chess on my guitar
<Kloro> i can fiddle with my shirt
<Mulder-> Kloro.... F*** OFF
* Barak can play a tune from Top Gun on the guitar and part of Nirvanaa's
"smell's like te** spirit!
<Kloro> and play piano with my coat
<Rundorig> I can fiddle with my.....
<Dauphy> hmmmmmmmmmm
<Barak> Goat
<Kloro> i believe you......
* HaiZe is hungry
<Dauphy> goat heh heh ;)
* Dauphy liked that
* Barak can play the fiddle... as in the Violin
* Dauphy is too
<Kloro> anyone for pint then beech room?
<Rundorig> I can also play all of Phantom of the Opera by Iron Maiden on....
<Dauphy> oh goad
<Dauphy> EXAM
<Rundorig> my cd player
<Dauphy> crap gordy
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<Mulder-> CRAP ALBUM
<Dauphy> pathetic
<Barak> Run: Neat trick ha?!
* Kloro cringes.......don't say that word!
<Star> hey!!!!
<Rundorig> Excuse me miss Crowe??!?!?!?!
* Barak can play the Recorder............... all 6 of them
<Star> anuone seen Nem?
<Dauphy> oooh miss crowe is it
<Rundorig> Anuone????
<HaiZe> I used to play the Tennor recorder
<Star> anyone?
<Dauphy> least you can SPELL it 
<Dauphy> ;)
<Rundorig> whaqt did you mean crap Gordy???
<Dauphy> nem - nope sorry
<Mulder-> Nope
* Barak can still play the Tenor recorder.... bass.... descant.....
<Barak> etc
<Rundorig> I had a tenner once
<Star> hes a dead man
<Barak> etc
<Barak> etc
<Barak> etc
<Barak> Run: b4 u spent it?1
<Dauphy> Mulder why've you got a thingy after your name??
<Dauphy> -
<Dauphy> that
<Dauphy> hmmmm?
<Barak> because he's cool!
<HaiZe> Run: I had a tenner yesterday... but then I went up to knockbracken
cause I weas bored of revising... and now I don't
<Rundorig> Nah I snorted Coke thru' it..
<Rundorig> and it got soggy
<Dauphy> yeuuuuuuuuuch
<Barak> Speaking of cool... someone's just switched on the air conditioning
in here or was that Muffet passing wind?!
<Kloro> hehehehehehehehe
<Dauphy> oh gross
* Mulder- begins to sing....
<Mulder-> One night alone
* Dauphy is shocked by her friends
<Rundorig> Barak...the all time King of Niceness
<Barak> Yep!
<Mulder-> Is like a year without you baby, do you have a heart of stone
<Barak> Dauphy: Which friends might these be then?!
<Rundorig> Long Live the King
<Dauphy> not
<Dauphy> :(
* muffet hits Barak
<Mulder-> Without you, I can't stop the hurt inside
<Dauphy> :(
<Dauphy> :(
<Dauphy> :(
<Mulder-> When Love and hate collide
<Dauphy> :(
* Dauphy is upset
<Mulder-> TA DAAAAAAA
<HaiZe> D: why?
<Barak> Wassup now, Dauphy dear?!
<Rundorig> Dauphy....whasup?????
<HaiZe> heheh... look at all that concern :)
* Rundorig comforts Dauphy
<Barak> WT; Come round where or what?!
<Mulder-> Hmmm. Don't want to do this exam......
<Star> NEM IS A DEAD  MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Dauphy> Spinning the Wheel of Fate... It lands on Splatterkick 12!
* Dauphy grabs Barak by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet...
* Dauphy does the royal flush.
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by Dauphy (| You asked for it! |)
<Dauphy> ba-WHOOOOOOOSH!
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<Kloro> why?
<HaiZe> Mulder: I have a plan... don't
<Barak> WHAT ?!? !WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!
<Mulder-> Star: why?
* Kloro smells something bad..
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| hehehehehehehehehe |)
<Kloro> the smell is gone! 
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<HaiZe> hehehe
<Barak> Cheers, Dauphy Dearest....... what was that 4?!!
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by HaiZe (sorry)
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<Star> Mul:cos he said to meet him in the library and hes not there
* Dauphy wants everyone to know that her one allowance for being female is to
be an IRRATIONAL BITCH
<Kloro> lets all gang up on barak
*** ashs (u9518347@bot41) has joined channel #qub
<Barak> Haizxze: If yer sorry... why did you do it?!
<muffet> Barak smells
<HaiZe> barak: I thought it was a game
<Mulder-> Hmmm. An irrational bitch and not a dizzy one then
<Dauphy> kloro what's my fave kick again???
<HaiZe> Barak: I didn't want to be left out
<Dauphy> close to the wordkick there mulder
<Barak> oh great... what's this.... Beat the Englishman day?!
<ashs> back again.....you boys don't have much work to do:)
<Barak> np Haize
<Dauphy> you deserved it
<Barak> dopey
* Mulder- knows
*** Mode change "+o Rundorig" on channel #qub by X
<Rundorig> Spinning the Wheel of Fate... It lands on Splatterkick 62!
* Rundorig grabs Barak by his little dick.
* Rundorig pulls hard and swings Barak around the channel.
* Rundorig swings faster until Barak 's dick snaps off.
* Rundorig watches as Barak flies off the channel.
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by Rundorig (Forgot your mushroom cap!)
<Rundorig> thanx HaiZe
*** Barak (u9526021@bot12) has joined channel #qub
*** Dauphy is now known as _Sonya_
<Barak> Ash: you never left the computer.. how do we know you were working?!
* _Sonya_ gazes upon your quaking body.
<HaiZe> heheh... eleet
* _Sonya_ undress you with her eyes and moves her hand to her lips.
* _Sonya_ blows you a kiss which takes the shape of a flaming ball.
<_Sonya_> barak's body is consumed by the "Flames of Lust."
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by _Sonya_ (| You asked for it! |)
<_Sonya_> I lose more good lovers that way. HeHeHe
*** _Sonya_ is now known as Dauphy
*** Barak (u9526021@bot12) has joined channel #qub
<Dauphy> I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Barak thinx this is sooooooooooooooooooo Unfair
<Star> me too
<Barak> D: You want a slapping?!
<Rundorig> OK
<Dauphy> ok I'll stop but I do have friends right???
* Rundorig opens a cannister of liquid nitrogen.
* Rundorig dumps it all over Star
* Rundorig laughs Star become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming
shards.
*** Star has been kicked off channel #qub by Rundorig (| DUMB FUCKASS!!! |)
<Barak> Yes
<Dauphy> oh didn't see the slapping bit
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<Dauphy> oh dear 
<ashs> BARAK: you'll just have to trust me...!!!
<Dauphy> take it back
* Kloro pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword.
* Kloro runs Rundorig through and waits until Rundorig stops gurgling.
* Kloro then yanks the sword up through Rundorig's spine, rib cage, and lungs.
*** Rundorig has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| hehehehehehehehehe |)
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<Mulder-> Poor Star
<HaiZe> kicktastic fun
<Star> im still here
<Dauphy> Crickyyyyyyyyy????? are you there????
<Barak> Sorry, sweety
<Barak> I didn't mean it
<Barak> honest
<Barak> to god
<Barak> I swear
<Barak> by the Virgin Mary...... 
<Rundorig> finished now...I was feeling left out
<ashs> this is all very violent..there are ladies here
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<Dauphy> kewl
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro ( English swine hound )
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<HaiZe> Barak: heheh... u just about got out of that one :)
* Dauphy wants everyone to tell her she has friends
<Barak> LOOK.......... OK I'M SORRY................... I REPENT OF MY SINS
*** Barak has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro ( you lot don't have
confession and forgiveness )
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<Rundorig> Dauphy I don't know anyone with more friends
<Kloro> duauphy - you have friends
<Barak> D: You do have friens
<Dauphy> thanx Rundo
<Barak> friends even
<Dauphy> can none bloody spell
<Dauphy> ????
<Dauphy> oh arse
<Kloro> none?
<Dauphy> no one
<Dauphy> heh heh ;)
<Rundorig> can none bloody sopell
<HaiZe> Dauphy: you have more friends than I've had hot steak and kidney pies...
and thats A LOT!
<Kloro> heheheheheheheeheehehehe
<Rundorig> sopel????
<Dauphy> he heh ;)
<Barak> D: If you put all your friends on one Island you could start your
very own country
<Kloro> speeoilllll
<Dauphy> can't even spell heh
<Elan> hi dauphy
<Dauphy> ;)
<Rundorig> Thats a hell of a lot HaiZe ~:-))
<Dauphy> hi elan
<Kloro> d - you have so many friends its illegal
* Dauphy is quite content and the rage has passed
*** Signoff: Barak ("Off to find the woman!")
Pub: #qub            Elan Rundorig Star ashs Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X @HaiZe
wildthing @Crick
<Rundorig> poor girl
<ashs> Dauphy...I am your friend, and that is all that matters ....:)
<HaiZe> and what would we all do if D stopped using IRC?
<Dauphy> 'cept where's Cricky????
<Kloro>  /msg flo hide
<Kloro> hehehehe
<Rundorig> Suicide
<Mulder-> O.K who thinks next Thursdays elections are a waste of time and effort?
<Elan> how r u dauphy
<Dauphy> heh heh kloro
<Crick> eh ?  kloro ?
<HaiZe> I think a mass suicide pact would be in order
<Rundorig> the onlyremedy to not seeing Dauphy on irc no more
<Crick> wassup dauphin ?
<Dauphy> fine elan -you??
<ashs> nope...everyone should vote
<Dauphy> there you are
<Rundorig> NO no no everyone should spoil their papers
<Dauphy> I was wondering where you were
<ashs> okay haiZE..you go first, we'll all follow..I swear:)
<Kloro> evetyone should shoot a politician
<Dauphy> oh god Mulder not politics
<Crick> what elections ?
<Dauphy> heh heh ;)
<Rundorig> Good answer Cricky
<HaiZe> ashs: heh... u ain't gettin out of it that easily... it's a gas
chamber I have planned... simultaneous death for all members of #qub
<Kloro> heh
* Dauphy is so hungry
<Kloro>  /masskick 
<Rundorig> I think I should become a dictator and rule the world
<Dauphy> kewl
<ashs> ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
* Crick is also hungry
<Dauphy> ok Rundo I'll go for that
<Dauphy> hey rundo guess what I saw last night at the airport
<HaiZe> and another thing... anyone who does not come to our BBQ on the beach
is gettin gassed as well :)
<Rundorig> Anyone want to join the World Gordy Party??
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<Dauphy> me 
<Jim7> hi
<Dauphy> me
<Dauphy> me
<Rundorig> dunno Dauphy??
Pub: #qub            Jim7 Elan Rundorig Star ashs Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X
@HaiZe wildthing @Crick
<Dauphy> me
<ashs> HaiZe: it is a " who can hold their breath for the longest competition
<Jim7> hi Mulder
<Mulder-> Hi Jim7
<HaiZe> ash: heh... I can hold my breath for 15 mimutes
<Mulder-> Yeah right
<Rundorig> OK OK OK ...member ship is free to my friends
<HaiZe> yeah I can
<Dauphy> TVR CHIMERA 
<Dauphy> beaut
<Dauphy> navy
<Dauphy> can I have one if you're dictator???
<Mulder-> Do it. I'll sit here and watch
<Rundorig> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Jim7> Mulder had a jar in Grace Neills lately ?
<Dauphy> can i
<Dauphy> can i
<Rundorig> Cooo-ellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
<HaiZe> not now... I need to prepare
<Dauphy> please
*** Signoff: wildthing (I'm a child of the air, I'm a witch of the wind.)
<Kloro> can i - like a fucking fiend i can!
<Dauphy> eh
<Rundorig> But of course darling..you can have lots in different colors if
youi want
<Dauphy> kloro - rh00d
<HaiZe> Rundorig: can I have my own continent to rule?
<Dauphy> kewl
<Rundorig> Hmmmmm maybe HaiZe
* Dauphy is smiley now
<HaiZe> Rundorig: I fancy America if at all possible
<Kloro> dauphy - bill hicks actually
<ashs> HaiZe....okay go, I am counting...1...2...3...4...5...6...7....
<ashs> 8....9...10....1....12.....13...
<HaiZe> *gag*
<ashs> still going??
<Rundorig> NO you aren't ashs
<Kloro> 10 1 12?
<Kloro> cant count OR spell
<HaiZe> *choke*
*** Signoff: Star (Leaving)
<ashs> no I am not what????
<Rundorig> There shal be no lying in my Dictatorship...except by me!!
<Mulder-> Jim7 haven't been there for a while. Myncousin is coming over from
S Africa and I promised I'd take her there cos it was her part of the family
that owned the place
* HaiZe isn't feeling the best
<ashs> who said bill hicks.,......he is a genius
<Jim7> Mulder is she nice ?
<ashs> hehehhe.....34....35.....36.....37....38....39
* Kloro did - and he agrees
* Rundorig fones for an ambulance......are you alrite HaiZe??
<ashs> ah man, he is dead now...but hell he was funny
* HaiZe hehehehheh... rh00d ;)
<Mulder-> Jim7: South African, Blonde 21.....
<ashs> fones for an ambulance...hehehehehe
* HaiZe deadHaiZe
<Rundorig> yes you have a problem with my spelling??
*** HaiZe is now known as DeadHaiZe
* ashs attempts mouth to mouth
<Crick> wtf !
<ashs> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Jim7> Jays Mulder let me take her there instead - it woulkdnt be proper for
you being her cousin and that !
<Rundorig> MY first act as a dictator is 2 make it possible 2u's the eesiest
spelling of wurdz
<Crick> I go away for 2 mins and everyone is talking ballex
* Kloro reckons haize is onto something
<DeadHaiZe> Run: in your dictatorship... could you get me a new body?
<ashs> hehehe
<Kloro> kewl
<DeadHaiZe> Run: this one's knackered
<Crick> you certainly need one
*** Rundorig is now known as DrFrankst
<Mulder-> Jim7: technically not a direct relation.. Let's see she's my mum's
cousins daughter, or something like that
<DeadHaiZe> Run: all blue and dodgy
<DrFrankst> Its alive!!!!
*** DrFrankst is now known as Rundorig
*** Kloro is now known as Frankenst
* DeadHaiZe feels the power running through his lifeless veins
<Rundorig> Yeah sure HaiZe
<Rundorig> test that one again tho' first
* ashs continues mouth to mouth
<Frankenst> i vill kill everyone you ever cared about
<Jim7> So Mulder shes your SECOND  cousin
* DeadHaiZe strangely feels much better
<Frankenst> and then i vill kill you
<ashs> cool.....
*** Frankenst is now known as Klorop
* DeadHaiZe now all I need is some REAL coffee and I'll be fine
Pub: #qub            Jim7 Elan Rundorig ashs Mulder- @Dauphy @Klorop @X
@DeadHaiZe @Crick
<Klorop> whoooooooooooooooooooops
<ashs> you're back then????
<Mulder-> Jim7: aye something like that
<Klorop> dh - try jolt - elixir of life
*** DeadHaiZe is now known as HaiZe
*** Klorop is now known as Kloro
<HaiZe> Thanks DrFrank... I needed that
* ashs passes haize some Kenyian variety..freshly crushed by humen feet and
roasted on a cow dung fire
<Rundorig> NO problem...glad 2 have been of service
* Dauphy pukes
<Dauphy> lots of times
* Kloro consoles Dauphy
Pub: #qub            Jim7 Elan Rundorig ashs Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X @HaiZe
@Crick
<HaiZe> OK OK OK... I lied... Cricky has just pointed out that you can't die
from holding your breath
<Kloro> dauphy - dont think of stale curried custard
<Dauphy> true
<HaiZe> had u fooled tho... didn't I?
<Kloro> u black out and start breathing again
<Dauphy> coz yuo'd automatically open your mouth
<Mulder-> Completely impossible I believe cos the instant you pass out you
start breathing normally
<Kloro> u can strangle yourself tho
<Rundorig> NO I am a dictator and knew that alredy
<Dauphy> only with a roe
<Dauphy> oh shite
<Dauphy> rope
<Rundorig> NO you cant Kloro
<Jim7> Mulder I gave a lift to 2 South African girls in Cork last year = they
were the 2 most beautiful girls I ever laid eyes on - 1 a stunning blonde of
English descent - the other a darker complexion - Afrikaner
<Crick> kloro -you can't
<HaiZe> ah well...  looks like I'm gonna have to use this mouse cable to hang
myself then
<ashs> shit you mean you were faking it ?????
<Dauphy> ok go
<Rundorig> Yeah all blokes do
<Dauphy> ;)
<HaiZe> right... u lot in the ashby are in for a real snuff show
<HaiZe> Run: rh00d
<Crick> :-/
<Dauphy> nah Run that's women ure thinkin of
<Kloro> you can if you lock your hands and crush your voicebox
<Rundorig> hold on HaiZe i cant see from here
<Dauphy> bollox
<Mulder-> Jim7: Hmmm. Going to South Africa the instant I finish here. Take a
year off and live in luxury at me ma's cousin's place
<Crick> haize -  lpr -Pashps1 alliance.txt
<HaiZe> Don't worry... I'm gonna tie it to a door and around my neck and run
really fax
<HaiZe> arse
<HaiZe> FAST
<HaiZe> OK... maybe not
<HaiZe> I'll get me coat
<Dauphy> whass that Cricky
<Dauphy> go go 
<HaiZe> I'm scared
<Crick> kloro - that is not strangulation - and crushing your voicebox is not
fatal anyway
<HaiZe> what if it hurts
<HaiZe> ?
<Crick> dauphy - that is the command haize has to type  :)
<Rundorig> Who will take charge of America for me then??
* Kloro will - so he can destroy it!
<Kloro> muhahahahahahahaha
<Dauphy> to get what Cricky?
<HaiZe> Crick: it might ruin your chances of winning Stars in their eyes
though
<Rundorig> NAh no one on it can sing anyway...they're all crap
<Jim7> Mulder what part of South Africa?
<Kloro> or improve them :-)
* Rundorig grins
<Crick> hazie - then it is a benefit  :)
<ashs> I have to go get some food before I die..see ya
<Rundorig> ~:-))
<Mulder-> Jim7: Jo-berg
<Rundorig> c u later
<Crick> cya ash
<Dauphy> bye
<ashs> HaiZe..have you tough about starvation...it could be the way to go
<Kloro> c ya 
<ashs> BYe
*** Signoff: ashs (Leaving)
<Kloro> have you togh? hmmmmmmmm.........
<Kloro> arrrrggggggggghhhhhh
<HaiZe> hmmmm. starvation...
<Kloro> tough even
<Jim7> #Mulder alot of Irish went to the goldmines around Joburg and Kimberley
in the 1880s- 1890s - from Cork and the North mostly I believe
<Kloro> cant even spell miself
<Dauphy> oh my god
<Rundorig> brb
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<Dauphy> I can't believe the conversation they're having
<HaiZe> who?
<Kloro> oh thats what you exclaimed about
<Kloro> :-)
<Dauphy> who do you think
* Kloro smiles happily
* Dauphy hugs kloro as only she can
<Dauphy> ;)
* Kloro smiles....and takes a note to get his ribs bandaged
<Crick> rh00d
<Dauphy> heh heh ;)
<Mulder-> Jim7 They left a bit later than that, but they used to own lot's of
Gold Mines...
<Dauphy> i'm not that bad
<Kloro> not kwite 
<Jim7> Mulder u in qUB ?
<Mulder-> Yup
*** Kloro is now known as QUB
<QUB> I SEE EVERYTHING
<QUB> I KNOW.....I KNOW EVERYTHING
<QUB> I AM EVERYTHING
<QUB> name the film thas a quote from
<Jim7> Mulder I believe a Mr McCracken was professor of history in QUB and is
now the same in Durban
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*** QUB is now known as Kloro
<Rundorig> Heeeeeeee's Back!
*** Crick is now known as [GOD]
<[GOD]> :)
* Kloro welcomes Rundorig back
<Rundorig> Oh its soo good to be wanted
<Mulder-> Jim7: good for him.
<Rundorig> I think
<Rundorig> Does anyone know if it is or not??
<Dauphy> nope
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...anyone want to go to beech?
<Dauphy> but I think it would be good
<Rundorig> I was told tha it is but How would I know
<Rundorig> ??
<Cricky> hummmm
<Kloro> Rundorig is wanted dead or alive
<Jim7> Mulder good for evrybody - he is aq very erudite man and has written
extensively on historical connections between this part of the world and
South Africa - including a biography of Porter of Coleraine who was a very
liberal Attorney General in the Cape in the 1880s I think
<Rundorig> For??
*** Kloro is now known as NoName
<NoName> murder on the high c s
<Mulder-> O.K I am not going to sit and talk about S Africa, cos I don't
bloody care about history. All I know is it's bloody warm and I like the
place
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<NoName> cos you sang and killed someone
<Jim7> mulder chaque a son gout
*** NoName is now known as Kloro
<Cricky> lo druid
*** Rundorig is now known as Chesney
<Druid> KLORO!!!!!!
*** HaiZe is now known as Hawks
<Druid> I'm Back
<Kloro> hi druid
<Chesney> Ahhhh at last i can use my true name
<Hawks> you can't take that away from me!
<Chesney> INteresting fact.....
<Hawks> brb
<Chesney> ....Chesney Hawks is an anagram of Cheesy Whanks
Pub: #qub            Druid Chesney Jim7 Elan Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X @Hawks
@Cricky
<Hawks> yeah... we know
* Kloro finally remembers......its the australian!
*** Hawks has left channel #qub
<Chesney> OK
<Druid> YESS
<Kloro> my name is an anagram of Officer In A Clan :-)
<Jim7> Mulder if you aint interested in history how come u know all about
Grace Neills?
<Druid> Kloro, is the other guy that was in here last night here?
<Kloro> and elfin arcanic force
<Kloro> nope
<Kloro> errrm
<Kloro> maybe
<Kloro> cant remember
<Mulder-> Jim7: Cos it's family
<Kloro> and financial force
* Kloro possesses elfin arcanic force
<Chesney> My name is an anagram of Really Top Bloke That lots Of People Like
<Jim7> hehe Mulder - evrybody's interested in history whether they admit it
or not - cos every crossroads has a story!
Pub: #qub            Druid Chesney Jim7 Elan Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X @Cricky 
<Kloro> yeah right
<Chesney> rewally it is
<Kloro> its an anagram of Drogy
<Jim7> Mulder when did your family part with Grace Neills?
<Kloro> anyone for beech room? hey?
<Kloro> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits lunchtime
* Druid 's name is an anagram of a goatherder's butt-warming implement
<Mulder-> Jim7 Not exactly sure. All I know is what my mum has told me cos
she looked back through the family records
<Cricky> kloro we may try somewhere different today
<Cricky> anyone for eating anywhere else ?
<Kloro> rotfmlal
<Kloro> where?
<Chesney> ROscoffs anyone
<Chesney> ??
<Kloro> macdonalds?
<Kloro> cloisters?
<Kloro> oasis?
<Jim7> Mulder was Neill a name in your family?
<Chesney> School DInners
<Dauphy> I wish it didn't say he how do I ghange it??
<Chesney> change MH
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<Mulder-> Grace Neill was my great............. great granny. Not exactly
sure how many greats
<Kloro> open MH in notepad
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<Kloro> lord brett!!!!!!!
<Cricky> lo LB
<Cricky> lo jeepgirl
<Chesney> Yo Yo Yo LB..how ya doin????
<Dauphy> LB hello!! ;)
<Kloro> hi jg
<Elan> brb
<Chesney> Hi there Jeep Girl
<LordBrett> Chesney Hawkes?
<Chesney> The one and only
<JeepGirl> hello all
<LordBrett> u cant be, cos I am the one and only :)
<LordBrett> :::)
<Chesney> JeepGirl..are you Fine??
<Chesney> heh heh heh m heh
<LordBrett> hey all!!!
<JeepGirl> just great thanks
* Chesney grins saliciously
<Cricky> dauphin : change the text in MH
<Chesney> What are you at??JG
*** Chesney has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| Wordkick |)
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<LordBrett> and the word is?
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<LordBrett> ?
<Kloro> hahahahahahahaahaahaha
<Chesney> what is the word????
*** Chesney has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| Wordkick |)
<Kloro> fun fun fun
<LordBrett> ?
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<Mulder-> ?
<Chesney> well??
*** Chesney has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| Wordkick |)
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<LordBrett> wtf?
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<LordBrett> ??
<Chesney> ffs
[Mulder-:u9553614@causeway.qub.ac.uk] The letter w 
<Kloro> dont say e
<Cricky> w
<LordBrett> e
<Cricky> well??
*** LordBrett has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| Wordkick |)
*** You have been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| Wordkick |)
*** JOIN activated by "Cricky #qub"
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*** Topic for #qub: Right.........forget the pint....anyone want to go to beech?
*** #qub X 832856722
*** Users on #qub: Cricky Chesney Jim7 Mulder- @Dauphy @Kloro @X 
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<Mulder-> Nope
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<Jim7> I gotta go folks - tot ziens !
<Kloro> u can sy it now
<Chesney> ffs Kloro.....get a grip on it
*** LordBrett has changed the topic on channel #qub to im up for the beech...
<-[x]-> kick kloro
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<Chesney> l8r Jim7
<Mulder-> Bye J7
<Kloro> hey crick - protect didnt help you :-)
<Jim7> c ya chesney
*** Mode change "+o Kloro" on channel #qub by X
<Jim7> adios Mulder
<Jim7> bye all
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<Kloro> adios rundo
<Cricky> not against word kicks
<Chesney> why...where am I going?
<Kloro> ooooops
<Kloro> wrong person
<Mulder-> He really talked some bollox didn't he?
<Cricky> hehehehehe
<Cricky> you were talking to him mulder  ;)
<Kloro> great .... set wordkick for a e i o u
<Chesney> Yup....S African History..fun fun fun
<Kloro> youre allowed up to five
<Kloro> :)
<Chesney> up to 5 whaT?
<Kloro> words on wordkick list
<Chesney> what words are on it??
<Cricky> kloro - watch this
<Kloro> hmmmmmmmmmm...
<Kloro> jst tlk wtht vwls
<Chesney> thts nt s sy s t sms
<Kloro> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Chesney> t cn gt ll srts f mnngs mxd p
<LordBrett> wht the fck?
<LordBrett> ps!
<Kloro> bm
<LordBrett> bllcks
<Mulder-> bllcks
<Kloro> bllx
<Mulder-> Hmmm
<LordBrett> wnk
<Chesney> senselessnessism
<LordBrett> rs
<Mulder-> Grt mnds thnk alk
<Kloro> a e i o u
*** Kloro has been kicked off channel #qub by LordBrett (| Shit in your beard |)
*** Kloro (u9537783@lis16) has joined channel #qub
<Kloro> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
<Mulder-> E
<Cricky> kloro, yerrr OUTTA here, pal!
* Cricky grabs kloro by the balls and heaves him into the void.
*** Mode change "+o Kloro" on channel #qub by X
*** Kloro has been kicked off channel #qub by Cricky (| You asked for it! |)
*** Cricky has changed the topic on channel #qub to kloro: Stay the fuck out!
*** Mode change "+b *!*u9537783@*" on channel #qub by Cricky
<Cricky> hehehehehe :)
<Chesney> Right I'm off again...backto the library
<Mulder-> hehehe
<LordBrett> anyone going to the beech room to partake of some of their
delciious grub?
<Chesney> Nice one Cricky...and whatsa on the word Kick list anyway
*** Mode change "-b *!*u9537783@*" on channel #qub by Cricky
<Cricky> hehe
<Cricky> what do you mean rundo ?
*** Kloro (u9537783@lis16) has joined channel #qub
[Kloro:u9537783@causeway.qub.ac.uk] what the fuck was that for? 
*** Mode change "+o Kloro" on channel #qub by X
<Chesney> why did i keep getting booted off
<-[Kloro]-> hehe :)  i said I'd show you something  :)
<Mulder-> You could have a change of heart
* Kloro kicks LordBrett through a time warp....
<Kloro> LordBrett lands at the Jim Jones incident....
<Kloro> Jim Jones says "Hey LordBrett! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?"
<Kloro> LordBrett chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?"
<Kloro> Jim Jones says, "Well LordBrett, it's either the nutrasweet or the
cynanide!"
*** LordBrett has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (DOH!)
<Cricky> rundo - only kloro knows as he set it
<Mulder-> If you would only change your mind
*** LordBrett (LordBrett@ash30) has joined channel #qub
*** Mode change "+o LordBrett" on channel #qub by X
<Kloro> i set no wordkick
<Chesney> Ahhhh
<Kloro> i thought cricky did
<Mulder-> Instead of slamming down the phone girl for the hundredth time
<Kloro> :-)
<Cricky> you set one earlier kloro
<Chesney> bugger arse tits wank and dick!!
<Chesney> bye
*** Signoff: Chesney ( I'm outta here)
<Mulder-> Bugger that. Depressing song
<Kloro> but then i unset it
<Kloro> it was for the letter e
<Kloro> :-)
<Kloro> beeeeeeeeeeeech roooooooooooooooooooom
<Kloro> can't you hear it calling?
<Kloro> beeeeeeeeeeeech roooooooooooooooooooom
<Kloro> beeeeeeeeeeeech roooooooooooooooooooom
<Kloro> its dragging you like an irresistable force
<Kloro> beeeeeeeeeeeech roooooooooooooooooooom
<LordBrett> no beech room apparently, its shut...
<Kloro> bum!
<Kloro> where where where the
<Kloro> n
<Mulder-> Hmm. less than an hour and a half till my exam. It's supposed to lkast 2 1/2 hours but the way I do exams I'll see ya about 1 1/2 hours after it started
<Cricky> hehe
Pub: #qub            @LordBrett @Kloro Mulder- @Cricky @Dauphy @X 
<Kloro> hehehehehehe
<Mulder-> Hang on a minute.... there's only one person here without ops
Pub: #qub            @LordBrett @Kloro Mulder- @Cricky @Dauphy @X 
<Mulder-> Again
*** Mode change "+o Mulder-" on channel #qub by Kloro
<Cricky> errrr - who is that then mulder ?
<Mulder-> Yippeee
<LordBrett> FFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<LordBrett> FFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD         MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE
<Mulder-> Last Monday I was the only op on #qub.....
<Kloro> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Mulder-> Aga gave me ops and buggered off
* Kloro sneezes...twice
* LordBrett is back!!!!!!!!!!!
*** HaiZe (HaiZe@ash28) has joined channel #qub
*** Mode change "+o HaiZe" on channel #qub by X
<Kloro> hihaize
<HaiZe> re all
<Kloro> hiaze
<Kloro> heh
<Mulder-> wb Haize
<Cricky> rite we heading then haize ?
<HaiZe> js Mulder
<HaiZe> ummmmm
<LordBrett> yea............................. :::))))
<Kloro> fffffffffoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddd
<HaiZe> hmmmm.. everyone in here has ops
<-[x]-> deop haize
<HaiZe> no picking on anyone now :(
*** Mode change "-o HaiZe" on channel #qub by X
<HaiZe> arse
*** Mulder- is now known as Mulder
<Cricky> no they don't haize  ;)
Pub: #qub            HaiZe @LordBrett @Kloro @Mulder @Cricky @Dauphy @X 
* LordBrett looks to his left...then to his right.
* LordBrett takes out a little black bag and points it at haize
* LordBrett watches as haize is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!!
*** HaiZe has been kicked off channel #qub by LordBrett (| Shit in your beard |)
*** Mode change "-o LordBrett" on channel #qub by X
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*** Mode change "+o HaiZe" on channel #qub by X
<HaiZe> watch it!
<Dauphy> mh is kinda a big file
<Kloro> Mulder - what is your real name?
<Kloro> Mulder - what is your quest?
<Kloro> Mulder - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow?
*** Mulder has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro (| hehehehehehehehehe |)
<Kloro> I guess he didn't know!
<HaiZe> I might get mildly annoyed
*** Mulder (u9553614@ash36) has joined channel #qub
<Mulder> Oy shit head
*** Signoff: LordBrett (food this)
<Mulder> Do that again and I'll head over there and rip your feckin arms off
<Cricky> am i a fop????
<Cricky> i sure am.....
<HaiZe> poor indeed
Pub: #qub            Mulder @HaiZe @Kloro @Cricky @Dauphy @X 
<HaiZe> anyone comin?
* Kloro wants foooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!
<Cricky> me
<Mulder> It was Kloro and he is going to diiiiieeeeeeeee
<Kloro> where for food?
<Cricky> what about you dauphin ?
<HaiZe> lets go upmarket today.... spuds!
* Kloro will come down to ash if you meet him coming up
<Kloro> ok?
* Mulder advises Kloror not to come anywhere near Ash
<HaiZe> okey dokey
<Mulder> Kloro even
* Kloro nicked an astray form spuds
*** Mulder has been kicked off channel #qub by Kloro ( think i care mouldy? )
*** Mulder (u9553614@ash36) has joined channel #qub
<Kloro> ok c yall there
<Mulder> Fuckwit
*** Signoff: Kloro (heheheheheheheehehehe)
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<Elan> hi all
<Cricky> lo elan
<Elan> hi cricky
<Elan> u in paradise
<Cricky> not at the mo
<Elan> dam
<Cricky> why ?
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<Cricky> *** CTCP PING reply from Elan: 2 seconds
<Cricky> no lag i see elan  :)
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*** Topic for #paradise: Goose me with a seven pound radish !
*** #paradise TerroR 832851677
*** Users on #paradise: Cricky DRblue @Tezza lix @becks E_W_JIM @Stu
screwball hayley Kramer @Linds @W
*** #paradise 830848288
<Mulder:#qub> Hi Gaby
<Elan:#qub> casue i need to be unbanned
*** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #paradise by W
<Elan:#qub> not yet
<Elan:#qub> hi gaby
<Elan:#qub> hi again dauphy
<Dauphy:#qub> lo elan
<Elan:#qub> looks like tezz is not happy with bodhi
<Mulder:#qub> Gabriela, what's up?
<Cricky> why elan ?
<Elan> cricky u got auto ops in paradise
<Gabriela> hi all
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*** Mode change "-b *!*c9573323@*.wlv.ac.uk" on channel #paradise by Tezza
* Mulder has discovered Gaby's prob
<Mulder> Oh she's gone
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<Mulder> STU
<Cricky> lo stu
*** Elan (c9573323@mb206ab.wlv.ac.uk) has joined channel #paradise 
<Mulder> How's life?
<Stu> hi all
Pub: #qub            Stu Elan Mulder @HaiZe @Cricky @Dauphy @X 
<Stu> hi mulder
<Stu> hi cricky
<Stu> :-)
<Elan:#paradise> thanks tezza
<HaiZe> is it true everyone thinks im gay?
<Stu> it's ok
<HaiZe> i'm a fag
<Mulder> Did you bye the Def Leps album or not?
<Mulder> buy even
<HaiZe> im 'coming' out of the closet, my mums annoyed at the mess..
*** Dauphy is now known as _Sonya_
* _Sonya_ gazes upon your quaking body.
* _Sonya_ undress you with her eyes and moves her hand to her lips.
* _Sonya_ blows you a kiss which takes the shape of a flaming ball.
<_Sonya_> mulder's body is consumed by the "Flames of Lust."
*** Mulder has been kicked off channel #qub by _Sonya_ (| You asked for it! |)
<_Sonya_> I lose more good lovers that way. HeHeHe
*** _Sonya_ is now known as Dauphy
<Stu> bye :-)
*** Mulder (u9553614@ash36) has joined channel #qub
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<Dauphy> shite sorry
<Mulder> What the Fuck did I do there?
<Dauphy> don'yt ask
<Dauphy> playing with mh
<HaiZe> mh rox
*** Cricky has left channel #paradise
<Mulder> I mean I have said very little about you today Dauphy, the only time
I said anything was when I got the perfect feed line
<Dauphy> kewl!
<Mulder> Where's he go?? I want to throw him out the window?
<Elan> brb
<Dauphy> mulder am i forgiven???
<Mulder> Yeah I suppose so
<Dauphy> thanx
<Dauphy> won't happen again without due cause!
<Mulder> I don't want to do this exam....
<HaiZe> im so bent i need to wear a corset.....
<HaiZe> oh no!!~!!!!!!!
<Cricky> rite - we off
<Cricky> ?
<HaiZe> I can't face society any more
*** Signoff: Cricky (Real bad link?)
IRC log ended Thu May 23 1996 13:26

2 hours 32 minutes log !!!!!!