IRC log started Wed Nov 27 11:26 *** Cricky (~u9542361@143.117.20.34) has joined channel #qub *** Users on #qub: Cricky Dave MrBlonde Velvet Buddah Nige wildthing @W Jimmy ENER Star ie /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 i dont think hes there ener] /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 /server uk.undernet.org 1234 hrmph hi cricky some1 ping me pleasae hi jim hi buddah :) going to p&a today Pub: #qub Cricky Dave MrBlonde Velvet Buddah Nige wildthing @W Jimmy ENER Star hey crick,no i can't does anyone know any gemmel books ? -Star- Pong off *** CTCP PING reply from Star: 0 seconds ooooooo hehe i had to move out for awhile so i can't go move out ? *** Zoot (Zoot@ash23) has joined channel #qub could you get me a set of notes if your going Oh ignore me Cricky - I don`t mind *** Mode change "+o Zoot" on channel #qub by W *** Zoot is now known as QUICKDRAW yeah ok bud Hey McGraw yeah..big family arguement thing,tell you sometime I'm trying to velv ;) What`s da story, Rory? ahh rite :-/ :P hey zoot Zoot - what about the inion union I meant *** ash (ash@lis10) has joined channel #qub pardon *** basket (basket@cs5p12.ipswich.gil.com.au) has joined channel #qub ash is short! Ha fukk off sizeist hi ash, basket Hey Al how goes it?? lo alright neiller,what are u upto?? zoot,did you get your letter? nopeno letter recieved shite poo hi there people....hows it going hmmmmmmm Faeces woops james chris is here see ye all later he gone :P *** QUICKDRAW has left channel #qub what else you in for cricky your mas your da *** Milker (u9531149@elm34) has joined channel #qub just p&a bud hello hello hi there milker... hi ash.. Its not my fault....... hey milker Vel: I was spaeking to jock this mornin, and he says he is hoeniy as a devil today,. he told me to tell you :) ash: I didn't get you addicted hoeniy ? *** Dave is now known as Legion Milker...it is you fault.....at least you are getting the blame.. you can spell ash gimp ash: no way.......... :) hehehe..I only just saw that,,,sorry feck aff... its just that you have addictive tendencies Milker..yep..have you been on any Christian channels today.. hoeniy : an ancient moldavian term for a cow which has changed colour in the middle of the night due to freak rainstorms er, yeah earlier why? ash 9is a slag says all the boy ash 9 ? she really gives good head Ash - that was Pats Not me hehehe ah right.....I see. You`re not supposed to laugh I was laughing at milker.. duh what for? no one on ash 9 atm * Milker wonders hmmmmmm *** Signoff: Milker (Excess Flood) ash laygh so ,i can pinpoint your location Within a 50 milw radius *** Milker (u9531149@elm34) has joined channel #qub haha no....on point of principal... Milker - was that excess flood in the farmyard ? er.... yep.... Who - Diamond? *** Signoff: wildthing (yous are all sad bastards) You meant principle dominik diamond? With a ple No Ms Diamond Sheila/Loretta yeah..that even,...listen I can't type today, never mind function in general...sorry you and me both There were a wild lot of renegades about last night Making noise and begging food and stuff you fucking hung over...... I only had one can So yes :) who me????..nope (Only kidding) only the one.... ;) Oh Lord yes I only had one last time I was out as well.... There`s a recession on - or didn`t you notice? didn't notice Milker...you still hang about with the fresh prince...?? Like - hang about? *wink wink* I see him quite a lot but not hang around with..... *nudge nudge* sound one CORMAC I thought you saw him every Wednesday and Friday eh|? And his mother on a Sunday Nige.....who are all these new people you have brought onto irc...:) oh er thats it HMmmm? 50000 miles you found me out you damn kids Strange one *** Signoff: Buddah (But the time has come when all things shall pass) Pesky kids, Milker, Pesky kids. You know nothing. you found me out again And we~ll keep doing it.. As long as it takes.. damn is to strong a word for americans do do I love it I haven`t brought anyone on thanks Ash well they only started coming on when yu did but you know all of these new ones,.,..and I haven't a feckin notion :) Oh Ash is narked cos she doesn`t know everbody? when have you ever had a notion ash??? Give her time, boys, Nige...eg...Legion....Jimmy......:) give her time. * Velvet sighs and shakes her head. Milker.......a long time before yu ever did. ..me wee lover... Flirt hey nige wot happened on eastenders on sunday?????? hehe I only know Dave and Quickdraw, he`s away and you and Velvet oh right... Joe has the most gorgeous eyebrows I have ever seen on a bloke she can't flirt with me I've seen her hahahahahaha okay....Legion and Jimmy....introduce yourselves.... Gotta luv`im Now *** Velvet is now known as Introduci whats up, ash? me and Ve need to know all the men (if you are men that is) * Introduci ng Legion: What`s ur name and where do u come from? hmmmmm? * Legion prepares an intro I thought you already 'knew' all the men??? Iam a man and you already know me!!! *** Introduci is now known as Velvet names Dave and I'm in qub Is ALWAYS known as Velvet Nige...not you you fool....of course I know you.... Pleased to meet ya Doh * Milker is known as Milker always Legion...who are yu ..exactly.. my pleasure Milker is known as what? "One eho likes little boys in shorts" Mate of mine Ash I'm cormac IRL and I'm in QUB odly enough as well * ash is sometimes known as ashs when a dick steals her name * Milker likes little boys in skirts *** Buddah (buddah@ash47) has joined channel #qub I`m no fool!! *** Velvet is now known as Ona or when she is pissed ashasss you'll like legion then hooray....well my real name is Ash as well..funnily enough.. Mine`s is Felicity he puts one on every tuesday night when he goes out felicity Innocenta McGra oh great hehehe well...I never get drunk...so there.. er yea you do..... ashaassssassa Did you get much work donwe I've seen the evidence ashaassssassa bahh nope....wrong girl....don't be so rh000d have to head have fun Don`t lie Ash i`ve seen you drunk ....remember??? *** echo (u9575898@elm24) has joined channel #qub *** Signoff: Jimmy (Leaving) I was just pretending...because you were so pissed hahaha I have support Ash NEVER gets drunk Wonderbra? ona=velv? I can`t afford them. i have 2 Ener - :P :P yeah ENER...hows it going... Dammit to hell er.. al those times anyone saw me, I was pretending too.... You have 2 Wonderbras and Zoot has 2 rocking chairs, ARSE! And what have I got? do let me answer that i got some lovely plums Milker....did you used to fancy my mate Francine... Go ahead if you think you`re hard enough no that was andy..... I think????? Zoot has the best rocking chairs of all time i was at the greengrocer I probably would shag her ;) cyaz He`s right Ash About Andy *** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock) IRC log ended Wed Nov 27 11:48 22 minute log IRC log started Wed Nov 27 14:52 *** Cricky (~u9542361@bot25) has joined channel #qub *** Users on #qub: Cricky Mulder- zanne cosmic @W ENER It's the season *** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by W you got there first Of love and understanding Merry Christmas Everyone hi cricky Hi crick hey babe! tart i'm being nice. is that what you call it? lo all Here ya bastard how'd ya get a dec in bot? skill :) hehehe and there is a free one beside me :) is bot becoming really popular? cricky - would you prefer it if i wasn't nice to you? Flip, there was a queue half an hour ago cosmic - eh ? why would you not be nice to me ? you didn't come out with us last night i know - i always am! that's why i was getting a slagging there she's a tart cos you didn't come to see my amazing get chucked out of the elms for projectile vomiting trick last night :) heehehe guess who was drunk? Without even getting really drunk you liar! cosmic - you're getting slagged off for what ? she's a tart calling you babe! I wasn't.... because i was being nice to you If I'd been drunk I'd have had a hangover, no hangover therefore I wasn't drunk... hmmm who was slagging you cos ? not necessarily! mulder - I've never had a hangover and I've been drunk many times i've been drunk and not had a hangover.....very drunk C'mon you accept that I hadn't had enough for it to have been the drink that made me sick you were mixing a little *** pallen (pallen@elm32) has joined channel #qub Well there is that.... crick: mulder and zanne :( hi pallen hooch goes straight to your head...i speak from experience hello Excuse me.... did I say anything? hi pallen Hi pallen hi pallen hello hello hello is big Q about today ain't seen him today pallen shame O.K boys and girls I gotta go.... bye pallen - he appears to have just telnetted to your machine :-/ bye *** Signoff: Mulder- (cya) he has indeed, get a chance to talk to him then hmmmm hmmmmm what? oh nothing pallen fair enough cricky pallen - you staff then ? *** Dseven (Dseven@143.117.5.102) has joined channel #qub yes why? d7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cor .. it's old purplecoat himself oh just wondering hiya Cossie hi d7 managed it eventually, get on irc i mean. ello Zanne how are you so what's happening, ppl ? I sme being staff going to cause you any problems? not that I can see :) in fact we're honoured :) nope - not a lot Ere Phil ... what do you think of Aidan Shore ? you're a friend of Alison's aren't you ? aiden's alringht, not a bad word about him Hmmmm and I went to school with alison pal - yeah she mentioned you once or twice what did she say? ermm - just that she went to school with one of the supers where is she these days anyway ? and I thought she'd jave said something interesting haven't talked to her in weeks I haven't seen her either I saw here yesterday - she has a new jumper :) lemme guess .. bright yellow ? she's also got her hair straightened and tied back in a ponytail ooooh it was quite dark - black actually are you sure it was alison? yes = quite sure :) mybe I have seen her and not recognised her then possible sounds like she's done a Cher or something well she was wearing yellow jeans I don't think she'd go that far heh the jumper did have a big colourful stars and stripes on it tho tanky's jumper? ok, I'm convinced .. it was Alison yeah so am I there's a strange bloke here looking for some people it's not you lot is it looking for what people ? pallen - strange in what way ? david haw and someone else I think know him? nup nope the bloke looked a bit sus, peeler maybe? A school teacher showed pictures of animals to her class and asked them to name them. She displayed pictures of a lion, tiger, gorilla, elephant and came to one of a deer. When she asked little Billy what it was, he didn't know. To help him, the teacher said, "What does your mother sometimes call your father?" "Oh," said Billy, "so that's what a horny bastard looks like!" heh :) helo ener!! lo nr hello honey!! ho ho ho hi everyone's gone quiet i know no one is saying anything hi sorry werk =( you are zanne not much use that yes...hence the name heehehe no I meant you are saying something :-/ *** Zoot (Zoot@ash4) has joined channel #qub *** Zoot is now known as QUICKDRAW *** Mode change "+o QUICKDRAW" on channel #qub by W lo qd ZOOT!!! hello qd - whatever! oh i'm blond....didn't read it that way hi zoot nah, wrong again, i'm going to havwe to fix this fuckup !! so whats the crack today ??? none ahh zanne - yeah I'd forgotten that your follicular pigmentation influenced your thought processes ;) hmmm that's a bit shite and boring !! i've got loads of blonde jokes, i'll mail em if you want em. no offence whatever whats wrong with having blonde hair ?? i'm sure i have heard a lot of them before nothing i've over 200 i haven't heard that many! and there's noting wrong with blonde hair there is! hmmmmm thats what i thought like what and i thought you were a friend cos * zanne huffs only joking zanne! * cosmic hugs zanne *** Breathles (Donna@ash5) has joined channel #qub lo all lo donna * zanne forgives cos hello hello thanx zanne :) hi donna what a nice warm welcome!!!!! that's us for ya! anyone know anywhere nearby that sells bobble hats ? no why prob the sports shop up here hey - there's a record shop in botanic isn't there crick? how do you brainwash a blonde and you could get a hat anywhere ?????????? yeah but I want a 2.99 one - not a 12.99 one with adidas on it :) Dougie Knight's CD libraru is on bot ave oh hehehehehe yeah I'll try there what colour cricky purple? just plain black black ?? dunno pallen you and ur purple fixation cos :) hmm i've got 1 right here hehehe give her a douche and shake her upside down me? hehehe hehehe *** Breathles has left channel #qub pretty quiet now !!!!!!! yup .sc oops Pub: #qub @QUICKDRAW Dseven pallen @Cricky zanne cosmic @W ENER *** #qub No topic is set. helloooooo! *** W has changed the topic on channel #qub to its ohh soo quiet ok *** Breathles (Donna@ash5) has joined channel #qub cricky ??????? ok who's private messaging then ? not me yeah b ? why do i keep bumping into you? not me are you following me? he must luv ya! i don't think so hehehehe aww stalker? he doesn't luv me either its very sad isn't it donna - following you ? but I haven't moved :-/ not today when ? i'm onlt carrying on with ya hehehehehe onlt=only bye *** Signoff: pallen (Leaving) bye *** header (w9617752@lis3) has joined channel #qub ahh i c cya qd see ya crick where are u going where is everyone going? home ?? cricky you aren't going anywhere r u ? *** header has left channel #qub cosmic? ermmm I ahdn't planned on going anywhere in the near future - why ? i'm here what ya doin'? then why did you say cya qd me ddon? or even don what ya doing? not a lot really - what about you? anyhows i've gotta go to an economics test now so wish me luck-- i'll need plenty of it !!!! very quiet good luck ahh rite - I saw you say bye qd - I thought you were going good luck :) goog luck QD Pub: #qub Breathles @QUICKDRAW Dseven @Cricky zanne cosmic @W ENER *** Acq (u9557601@ash17) has joined channel #qub cya *** QUICKDRAW has left channel #qub ACQ!!! lo Pub: #qub Acq Breathles Dseven @Cricky zanne cosmic @W ENER sorry donna - i was talkin to someone! ooohhhhhhh on what channel? no - no-one interesting :( it was irl :o( for some bloody reason i canny login using my normal code irl? in real life oh i see getting used to this slang slowly but surely me too! we should compile a dictionary! right lets have a we rundown yeah ok you first irl - in real life brb - be right back btw - by the way lol - laugh out loud i always wondered what brb meant! hehehe hehehehe wb - welcome back yeah forgot about thatone anymore? atm - at the moment oh aye ummm.... afaik wtf asap _ as soon as possible wtf - what the fuck what are they? don't you're confusing me afaik?????????????????? dunno crick?? what?? as far as I know its more a usenet abbrev. oh right oooh! thay have a much greater list tell us some then... I haven't been on in so long :- imo ? in my opinion hmmm don't like that one there are some stupid ones of more than 20 chars too :) me neither and imho lxdxkdfjlxzckmslzidfaodasdac ??????????????????????????????????? ? in my h? o? that's eppileptic fit :) :O) humble opinion oh stupid indeed more! brb *** Acq has left channel #qub dfone that one! hehehe i know what it means now i meant done btw ermm - I've forgotten i want some more wysiwyg :) what about the smiley faces then? wizzywig :) what was that crick? its a computing term what you see is what you get oh :) 8-) :) i knew that one >:-E eh? %-) hahahahahaha oh moustache or vampire :) hehe ;) wink >:-E RAARRRRRR!!!!!! this one looks like you crick 8-) hehe :-{ hehe whats the matter wee pet? (-: :P the rare left handed smiley :) hehehe what's :-*? who got the chain email about personality of the year btw? not me not me who wants it? and no don't pass it my way nah :) well? thought so :-) crick? answer me! answer what ? :-*????? oh rite I dunno oh what is it ? i'm asking you someone who just got snogged i don't know hehehehe hehe heh - what way do you snog then ? hmmm so that you are left in a daze hehehehe ahh i c hehehe you must be some snogger then b :) like me! yep hehhe leave myself breathless and the bloke too? hopefully hehehehe heh :) so where's lucy in the sky? I'm honmoured to be in the presence of such greatness :) honoured even :) so you should be :-) hahaha *** Acq (u9557601@ash17) has joined channel #qub i'm here don! hello acq hello again don ? oh were you looking me up then donna?? i meant yep hello again your mucker hi ahh don :) donna: eh? yes what cricks? oh nothing donna hi hahahahahahahaha hhhmmmmmm oohh lucy you naughty girl!!!!1 oops! any good? found out! eh not bad by who? these twiglets r fowl oh me? donna: by everyone! heh :) don't eat them then ener what about his mate what you call him? who? wt? nah the dark haired one chris? dunno! maybe does he have a dark bowl? heheh think its short ener?? i dunno - sorry - why?? just enquiring hehee lost me donna - why????? just tum tee tum *** Cricky has changed the topic on channel #qub to Boring! hehehe nah half whats wrong with cricky now? *** Cricky is now known as Bongo um bongo um bongo they drink it in um congo hehehe ROAAAARRRR!!!!!!! *** Acq is now known as hannibal MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! i love it when a plan comes together heh :) *** Bongo is now known as BA *** hannibal is now known as Face I pity the fool that wears my jewels yo BA! u fool! I pity the fool, I do heheh yo face man where's the fool ? *** Face is now known as Murdock here hey fool fun! yup you're s fool a ohh we must have an add in th epaper its all gone hecktic fair eniff *** BA is now known as Cricky *** Murdock is now known as Acq fun over more lovely work for u ener :) a-team impressions what else -Ann-Arbor- GLOBAL NOTICE -- DO NOT REPLY: I will be rerouting to help lessen some of this lag and test some new CNs. Please be patient and expect some splits. --CV some of us have to werk, we dont have time for aging 80's action programmes heh :) =P Pub: #qub Acq Breathles Dseven @Cricky zanne cosmic ENER :-* donna and cos have gone all quiet :-/ hehehe you're missing us? gotta gp byeeeee *** Signoff: Dseven (ircII 2.8.2-EPIC3 didn't want to be here!) yeah I'm having withdrawal symptons :) whos missing who No We Havent! I've got a bow and arrow here and I keep missing cosmic :) hehehe Pub: #qub Acq Breathles @Cricky zanne cosmic ENER * ENER coughs zanne has been really quiet tho arse! cosmic embarrasses him lot fo splits coming hehe :) its only us yeah W hasn't been the same since she turned up :-/ Pub: #qub Acq Breathles @Cricky zanne cosmic ENER who have i embarassed now? take cover i'm still here ahh we thought you'd fallen asleep :) not quite W cos :) who is w? rite I think I may head and get some food now type whois w obviously /whois w w is crickys special 0wned friend hehe heheh yeah we often go out drinking together :) uh oh - i'm being zwrote by a postgrad i don' know :-/ half a tin of top deck mind called the underwriter :-/ oh I don't let him drink that much ener hehe tennants tops? ice and a slice? hhmmm heh :) rite I'm orf cyaz tomorrow prob of prob not :-/ later crick bye honey xx bye cos *** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock) IRC log ended Wed Nov 27 16:24 1 hour 32 minute log