IRC log started Thu Nov 28 10:00 *** Cricky (~u9542361@elm15) has joined channel #qub *** Topic for #qub: 4 MONTHS BANNED SIR, OOH SIR, SUIT YOU SIR!! *** Users on #qub: Cricky Frizzle tanky Star_ Acq Mulder Dseven @W *** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by W what a useful phrase morning all Pub: #qub @Cricky Frizzle tanky Star_ Acq Mulder Dseven @W #qub Frizzle H ~u9537031@bot35 (Friz) G'day codger! crickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Well, I'm obviously not worth it you could risk the lift does any1 want a chipstick? hm...... why do you want to see me so much though.... want to see this "new look" :) remember the humble guinea pig. Friz, I can't believe you actually made it out of bed before lunchtime... did u all see baldy nem??????? Lunchtime would be too early. Yes mulder? back Hmm? did u change ur clothes b4 leaving the house today ? :P *** HaiZe (HaiZe@ash35) has joined channel #qub Yup lo star morning haize heheh *** Jimmy (u9451412@ash38) has joined channel #qub hi acq lo Haize mornin cricky i went down and got it sorted was your pw changed acq ? hmmmmm.... 3 hour lecture on Management mornin' my old man is a dustbin. u lucky fella haize should I stay or should I go now? how I envy u ;) dunno they just reset it *** Mode change "+o HaiZe" on channel #qub by W oh cheers W... hardly lagged today are we? :) hehe Sarcastic bastard right... suppose I'd better go don't hurt hjis feelings did any1 see coonation st last night? see yas later cya haize no. any1???????? bunatte/beech ? Crick: pah! I'm gonna write a bot that'll kick W's ass O.K is the topic referring to a ban for zoot and buddah from the union? Crick: we get a 1/2 hour break 1/2 way through so I'll be back then *** Signoff: Frizzle (Leaving) *** Jimmy is now known as Cormac *** Signoff: HaiZe (later) frizzle says bye bye! tanky? my godda go too!! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee If so 4 MONTHS is a fuckin disgrace what mul? *** Signoff: tanky (tank shopping...green or black...) i know mul I will try to find out what the other guy got what r u talking about? what happened? Buddah and zoot banned for 4 months what did they do? heheh i've got side show bob as my backdrop They had a fight in the union, but the othert fella strted it, sort of..... when did all this happen? 2 weeks ago wasn't it Crick? hehe -Mulder- Go pong yourself ok ok tell me everything from the start.. yeah the thursday before last I'll summarise 1) zoot dancing bumps into bloke 2) zoot apologises to bloke 3) bloke kicks zoot and runs off *** echo (u9575898@bot26) has joined channel #qub 4) zoot is angry but doesn't pursue bloke is everyone getting this ? yep Yup rite 5) an hour later zoot and buddah are sitting down when bloke walks by morning all! hi echo hi 6) zoot goes up to bloke and asks him why he kicked him earlier whassup? lo echo 7) bloke tells zoot to fuck off and shoves him away 8) zoot obliges bloke by punchjing him in the face several times hahahahaha *** Zoot (Zoot@ash17) has joined channel #qub *** Mode change "+o Zoot" on channel #qub by W 9) blokes mate starts hitting zoot zooooooooooot 10) buddah stats hitting bloke's mate hi zoot starts even 11) DC's intervene 12_ The End whats a dc? dc = dance committee = bouncer what about em? ahhhhh Hang on did Buddah not kick the fella in the head a few times? hehehehe yeah he stood on a chair and kicked him 3 times in the head but I was summarising i always miss the good fights he left out the gory details *** wildthing (Wildthing@ash30) has joined channel #qub wttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ************************************ * Star_ hugs wt * wildthing kisses star and slips her the tounge hi wild thing hi cormac oooo wt u frisky thing oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * wildthing gracefully doffs his hat and flourishly bows toward star. * wildthing accepts star's proferred hand and gently kisses it... * wildthing rips star's clothes off and proceeds to get happy on the floor its one of those days speaking of which - have u seen james this morning? * Zoot burns with a firey rage nope why what has he done hello everyone Rite zoot babs is on nothing im just asking no shes not yes she is hey mate i reckon we should find some Spurs supporters to take the piss out of... where? haha elm27 nasty last night yeah mulder cheer me up abit after last nite hiddin Mulder at least we can concentarte on the league now *** Signoff: echo (Leaving) Very.... United teams defence were all younger than me though... *** Dseven has left channel #qub true o so she is wt You should see what this bastard is eating... what? Pies of what variety Looks like Sausage egg and loads of crap soda... #qub Cormac H ~u9451412@ash38 (Cormac if you really want to know) who? Haize heheh wt - elm27 ? *** Signoff: Acq (changing servers) *** Acq (u9557555@ash44) has joined channel #qub crcik:its babs ahh rite y'know delenn so I see haize is back I think I saw Bacon in there too whats she up to down there crick? * Star_ feels really bad poor star He's down beside zoot and I can still smell it..... *** echo (u9575898@bot26) has joined channel #qub star - she appears to be emailing * Star_ regrets slagging muls top behind his back get gold * Star_ wonders if there is any way she can make it up to mulder oops rh00d star cricck u just have a dirty mind :P heh :) * Mulder forgives Star... gold what wt??????? * Star_ is happy again =) You get gold coins. There was 10000 coins. what r u on about? bacon sausage egg and soda *** HaiZe (HaiZe@ash35) has joined channel #qub *** Mode change "+o HaiZe" on channel #qub by W haize - that was the shortest 3 hour lecture yet hahhah Haize are you going at 11 heh... the lecturer forgot her notes :) hehe Jammy ballix nice 1 supposed to be going back at 1 11 donno tho any of my lecturers could give a lecture without their notes quite easily All I have today is an electricity tutorial at 11 * Star_ passes wt a tube of deep heat 11 for three hours = no lunch 1 hour day :) pah... if I go I'll be outta there at 1 Cricky did I give you the disk of pics i canna remember yeah - I've gotta upload it still tho thats ok they should be fine now has anyone ever had mosaic turn blue with white links Nope yeah I've seen that several time on some peoples machines cos when you look at it the white appears in 3D sort of Maxine has it like that I think alan has been messing with account again perhaps the longer you stare at it the more 3D it looks yeah its due to the background pic sucking out colours *** J (j.c.bradsh@147.197.201.11) has joined channel #qub hi j lo j hi cor, wassup ? knot much just dossing about apu like wise :) * Mulder nearly got himself fired last night :) a know someone called J bradshaw how mul? Told the boss to fuck off *** Signoff: echo (Tremble and despair, for I am Power!) yeah, whosat then zoot ? heheh hahah nice1 hes from Comber what did he/she say? * Acq is from Comber comber ? yeah Comber my home town jonathon Bradshaw i know him She was being stupid and saying that we should have had a pile of stuff done that it was impossibl;e to do in 4 hours so I told her where she could get off lives near me has a motorbike where do u work mul? Iceland in Ballynahinch i haven't seen him in ages so, where is everyone from ? I know another J Bradshaw in Dundonald zoot: where do u live ? he finalled last year in Pharmacy geesh and i thought i was a one off ?????!!??? :) alot of them about zoot Londonderry Rise Copeland Cres kewl heheh ICELAND??????????????????????? It was only the assistant manager i said it to, If it had been the manager there'd have been no danger of me being fired cos she'd have just accepted that some things can't be done what does the J stand for? huh i work in wellworths :P errr, anything you like Yeah, shop with lot's of frozen food I work for moviehouse im a lazy arsed student :) J stands for Jesus who saw the X-files last nite? and julie :) hehehe, thats right zoot ! ;) if you see my dad, G, anywhere tell him im looking for him :) No the bitch didn't let us out of work til 10 heheh That was the main reason I started slabbering what did she make u do mul? O.K when the frozen stuff comes in it's on pallets. These pallets are meant to be broken down by the day time staff so as we can work 3 pallets in 4 hours. so cor, where are u, what r u up to ? The pallets weren't broken down so we had to do that as well, and she still expected us to have it all done in 4 hours So I told her where to go fucksake just right mul call haize oops - wrong window :) i had a sort of row with my manager last night too Cool but i won cos im always right hey how do you do a 'persoanl'chat on this thing ? Well I won too. cool hehe, power to the poeple !!!! students r weayyymore intelligent than managers any day In the end the final pallet had only to be broken down and left for the lazy bastard day time staff to sort out nice 1 mul hhhmmm my full-timer on my counter is dead lazy she never does anything J /msg nickname what you want to say pallette busters Call Zoot for immediate pallette removal * wildthing bursts into tears. Waaaaah! did i scare u??? * wildthing crawls into the corner The thing is they have a YTP fella in "working" on Frozen during the day, and the first thing you have to do when you come on is go round fixing all the stuff he's fucked up * Star_ offers wt a piece of her green eztra i have green extra in my pocket ytp=fucking stupid dickhead *** Nige (Nige@ash32) has joined channel #qub Not that I'm saying anyone on YTP schemes is thick as pig shit or anything :) hey wildthing, u dont sound that 'wild' ... wassup ? *** PINKY (u9540962@143.117.30.21) has joined channel #qub star scared * Star_ remembers a nice little story behind her green extra you have to seee her to understand Hello all :P Hiya all theres a guy in my brothers work called pinky see who ? star wheres he werk ? what? shes a real monster hehe pinky is a nickname for 'tadger' where i come from :) haha yeah apparently i look like bella emberg is it true star, r u a monster ?? Ards Borough Council Oh har de har de har Hes a binman sorry pinky, but i just had to mention it :) Pub: #qub PINKY Nige J @HaiZe Acq wildthing @Zoot Cormac @Cricky Star_ Mulder @W #qub PINKY H ~u9540962@143.117.30.21 (PINK_FLOYD) Right, as this is the only thing I have on today I will go to my tutorial... ok bye *** Signoff: Mulder (Ciao baby.) * Star_ remembers a nice little story behind her green extra.....any1 want to hear it? Hey wt everyone is very quiet this morning!! oik damm suppose i should do some work soon no r u sure wt/ zoot - someone I don't know has flogger :-/ * wildthing slaps nige in the face who anyone in my practical class ? u9536493 Paul Francis Kerr know him ? ask haize okay star, shoot :) I know him * Star_ cries cos no1 wnts to hear her story hey i do :) i wanna hear it Crick: nope so do eye,.... hmmm wt????? do u? nope Cricky - I know him he says he's just cot flogger :-/ then im not telling it hey this place is empty pinky - do you have flogger ? yeah -- but I dont use it hmmmmmmmmmm... i have flog though - the other one - runs in an xterm wt:ask MrBlonde to tell u the story and see if he remembers it star....you have my full attention now..... :) same thing different name tell ME ur story star no cos u dont know the other person and it wouldnt mske sense oooh you little tease star !!! =) OK - how do u know i dont know the other person ? pinky - where did you get flogger ? cos u just dont is that the attach thingy - where it tells u whose fingered u in a zwrite ? . oppp's OK star - huff... PINKY aye * Star_ huffs and puffs hhahah its too slow * wildthing kicks stars ass and blows the house down ouch! what was that 4 wt? later all bye acq cya A :) bye *** Signoff: Acq (time to die) cya acq zrse zarse hey wt, you seem highly strung mate, wassup ? yeah wt whats the matter? tho we'd like him highly strung up :) hahahhah heheh strung or chained :) *** Signoff: Nige (Leaving) star would like me chained to the bed yeah right i would that wood b funny - what wood she do 2 u wildthing heh :) chained to the bed and castrates she's leave him there and go out :) why wood u do that star ? what are castrates ;) sounds good to me :o( this is disgusting people one nation under a groove getting down for the funk of it :) * Star_ ties wt to the bed and gets out her chainsaw yeah cricky - why do u want to knoiw if I have flogger ? eek no star dont do it !!!! im at the P-Funk website yes - do it star go on star do it * Star_ revs up her chainsaw zoot, get up for the downstroke...right on !!! i'd like to c ur chainsaw star pinky - I thought only 5 people in queens had it NO STAR !!!! PLEASE :) *** Mode change "+p" on channel #qub by HaiZe Mothership connection *** Mode change "-p" on channel #qub by HaiZe millioms have it - think - is that OK ? * Star_ just cant o it - i love u really wt * wildthing hugs star * Star_ hugs wt pinky pukes * wildthing gracefully doffs his hat and flourishly bows toward star. * wildthing accepts star's proferred hand and gently kisses it... * wildthing rips star's clothes off and proceeds to get happy on the floor arrhhhh i love a happy ending :) =) pinky - I'm not checking up on them I'm just wondering who is spreading it - it becomes useless if everyone hjas it * Star_ sees MrBlonde walk in woah, that IS wild :) You all got wear your sunglasses zoot, my man, are you a star child :) ? aye cool as funk :) I just got a pic of Bootsy for my backdrop *** Channel Users Topic *** #tree 3 unabomber and hepzibomber rulz * Star_ runs to MrBlonde and throws her arms around him bootsy is whats happening ! #tree HaiZe H ~HaiZe@ash35 (-bPR-) eh ? zoot - ash23 :) hey zoot, i saw george and the all-stars live about a couple a years ago Heihachi * Star_ feels a change coming on....... it was the best live thing i've seen ever !!!! *** Star_ is now known as EvaH Funking kewl where ? clapham grand, in london nice had all the stars there !!!! :) dsddddd star you have nothing to put in your wonder bra i do too! J you make me green with envy with a star appearence of sir nose d'voido funk (boo hiss :) you wonder bra wonders what in it wt ill have u know that i have the best bra size :P 48fff Was he zapped by the Bop Gun huh dont be silly the one formewrly know as star i haffa go bye all wt just ask mrb ;) yep i wasa right at the front, ive shook mr C's hand.... *** Signoff: PINKY (Pinky has 2 do a practical now) oohhhh you bastard ...and i was all geared up in a cloak, glasses etc *** EvaH is now known as Star_ stop it STOP IT NOW ...and when d'voido came on i had a toy gun thing with flashing lights... so what size are they star just ask mrb ...which george took off me and shot himn with.... ...cool or wehat ... :) hes not here you tell us he has the label off my black 1 with the pic of eva on it are you telling lies now or is this for real hehe are you a 'baps man' then wt ? :) and the size is on the back i promise it's for real zoot ! j!!!!!!! nah i just like women :) sorry star :) man that is funk at its best so stasr what size are they it squirtenly is zoot :) im not telling u spoil sport i can tell you loads of stuff about it zoot :) :P ok change the topic of conversation wt nope hehe yes kewl hehe, geesh wt, give star a break :) tell us the size nd you can talk about what ever you want *** Nige (Nige@ash34) has joined channel #qub no no a thousand times NO hey zoot, where u from ? aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go on you know you want too y do u want to know any way wt? just jusy y? *** Mode change "-n" on channel #qub by Cricky *** Mode change "+n" on channel #qub by Cricky *** Mode change "+s" on channel #qub by Cricky star, cos he's never seen any b4 :) crickkkkkkk *** Mode change "-s" on channel #qub by Cricky hahah i know that j what star ? stop it *** Mode change "+p" on channel #qub by Zoot *** Mode change "+si-p" on channel #qub by Zoot *** Mode change "+m" on channel #qub by HaiZe heheh the inst crew What? I can't hear yas? :) pardon are u non ops trying to say sommat? why is no-one talking *** Mode change "+p-s" on channel #qub by Cricky hehehhe *** Mode change "-m" on channel #qub by HaiZe haha :P *** Mode change "-pi" on channel #qub by HaiZe *** QUICKDRAW (Zoot@ash33) has joined channel #qub rh00d *** Mode change "+o QUICKDRAW" on channel #qub by W dumstruck hehehe :) :P hety star, you blow a lot of raspberries !!! God its quiet up here hello everybody !!! * Star_ raises her eyebrows at j hi quickdraw hi quicky :) whats on today that ashby is dead? okay star u can lower them now :) thanx * Star_ lowers her eyebrows alright guys and gals raise them ! wt r u there? im here ok\ just checking some fuckwad is beeping just letting the inst boys play so wt will u come in on friday and talk to us then? inst boys rule !! ballox hehehehehehehehe am i an inst boy ??? am i? another one am i a boy???????? am i a girl ????? if you dont rule you must be a fewl hahha * Star_ still cant believe that zoot went to inst noiw shut up and drink some buckfast fuck balls shite, queens sucks ta fuck !! it does I am I did they let anyone there who is low enough to go mmm well done wuick, you can swear :) espically when u live a la home !!!! w? wuick ??? wt? Quickdraw is it up yet yeah wuick ???? :) doh ! wt!!!! what *** Avina (Avina@ash36) has joined channel #qub its QQQQQQQQ !! I went to Inst! What` wrong with it??? u gonna watch tfi friday with us this week? fuckin rules thats what manics are on it i believe nige do i really need to explain star...r u a 5 pointed star, or a 6 pointer ? 5 yes explain wt kewl your all cunts I aint never seen wildthing b4 in the flesh ???? * Star_ waits fo an answer from wt grammar wt heheh so you're missing the point :) nah were not all cunts brb answer for what *** Signoff: Cormac (Leaving) And from the look of things I wouldnt want to be there when he gets angry sorry crap joke :) couldnt resist :) u gonna watch tfi friday with us????????? no y not :( who else in on im going home is on o because he has better friends, right wt ??? :) you got it j hes going home to the range haha rite cyaz hahahahhahahahahahahaha cya zoot - wot at lunch ? bye to dig up some spuds for his dinner cya crik :) duh I dunno its too early Bunatee ior Beech head well I prob won't cyaz again til then far too easrly to be out of bed humm - I'll check bunatee and beech then cyaz later It was meant to rain today but no sign of it yet bye tonight ah *** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock) IRC log ended Thu Nov 28 11:18 1 hour 18 minute log IRC log started Thu Nov 28 18:20 *** Cricky (~u9542361@elm19) has joined channel #qub *** Users on #qub: Cricky Breathles Kryten wildthing @W hi cricky *** Mode change "+o Cricky" on channel #qub by W crick evening Pub: #qub @Cricky Breathles Kryten wildthing @W hold on changin to blackader hi donna not many about I see *** Kryten is now known as BLACKADER get your bobble hat yet seen haize/buddah/ash/velvet/zoot/lb ? nope not yet got my pic up yet nah ain't got it developed yet they aint benn on since 4.30 musing what? arse what did they say ? mine's to left and right concerning what they were doing i mean hummm *** Mode change "+oo Breathles wildthing" on channel #qub by Cricky cricky, do u know how to sort out scanall probs scanall ? last time i was here was at 12so i dont have a clue crick no, tango here beside me though black - you are hevily lagged i think I've gotta go - I'm well late - cyaz tomorrow *** CTCP PING reply from BLACKADER: 81 seconds :-/ *** BLACKADER is ~b9610642@bot26 (BLACKADDER) det onto london server b-adder get even ok cyaz *** Signoff: Cricky (Ah'll be bock) IRC log ended Thu Nov 28 18:24 4 minute log