Joan "Muffet" ?

Hobbies

• Wearing pyjamas
• Going to the library
• Going to hospital (with Flo)

Likes

• Music: Pulp, Oasis, Radiohead
• Food: McDonalds - anything unhealthy
• Drink: Anything except Cider, Tea & Coffee
• TV: Carnal Knowledge, Good Sex Guide
  
  

What would Muffet do if she won the lottery ?

"Buy Speakeasy, give Flo money to get a haircut, buy a boat. "

Choice quotes

"I didn't realise so much would come out."

"I'll never drink again"

"The green man is always up when I pass."

"I'd love to get it into my mouth but obviously it wouldn't be as long as that"

"Give me it ! Give me it now !" Muffet to Belgarion

"I'm no woman."

"My groin is so sore after last night."

"Fuck!"

"I don't swear."