Last Updated: 27/10/01

Meet the Rangers

Ok, you asked for it.

Vlad the Viper

Arrived on the Island on the 24/08/01 and currently bumming around bashing a head or two. Had 1st battle with another monster (A Nomad) on my second turn and won. Have pledged life to seek out and worship Shroud.

Sho Ra

"The vision of lightning exploding from my fingertips, cremating fearsome creatures to ashes with a single thought, was a picture I frequently experienced as a young viperite. I never realised what that vision meant until my new master introduced himself to me at the foot of a huge black obelisk. It became apparent as a tiny fragment of SHROUD's power flooded into me, that it was my destiny to become his mightiest servant"

from the chronicles of SHO-RA

Quagmool

I am an acolyte of Shroud and am on an unholy quest to find the damnedest of creatures the mythical myrrh dove. If i found one on the same square as a tuvian plant i would believe in miracles. Whereas a lot of monsters fight with a great sword i have to make do with a carved club even though i hit creatures with all my heart. Feel pity on me and give me your spare great weapons and armour (I have gator at the moment). If i can help other monsters out by giving them various plants and other, I have a bagful (or would have if i had a bag).

Gongflashdashlbang

Ahhrrrr, young pup, yah have found my at lasht. Long have I been waiting for yah. They call me Gongflashdashlbang and made me the leader of the IR. I´m sure you have heard about them. Being a leader isss not asss eashy asss it shoundsss and you will need much time to plan a hopefully bright future for the membersss. But Fuvah hasss never let me down. He even led me to one of hisss rare weaponsss. And if you think Rattle the Unstable, my Viper bro isss a mean character, let´sss jusht shay I wasss up & exploring the ishland when he could not even crawl yet. Mosht of you monshtersss will have a hard time to teach me ah trick in wrestling, even if you practish every day. I have battled more than 100 monshtersss and still live to tell the tale. Anybody who isss in need of a Dark Shword, eh? Got one to shpare, asss I can´t do a damned thing with it. But don´t bother me if you don´t have shomething in return or elshe. Sho now I will continue my journey to the 8th Fuvah Temple. Shee ya around pup.

Wicked Highbulb

Yo there, adventurous souls, I´m - ta ta - Wicked Highbulb. Don´t say anything about my nose, I know it´s big! Although I´m one of the younger Island Rangers and I haven´t found a suitable mount yet I´m already a 6th Level disciple of Kabuki. I fight best with my Smite Pike (sadly I haven´t cleared out a Loggerhead camp yet) and love my spiked gloves, my large iron shield and my dragonbone necklace. Besides exploring the island and visiting as many Kabuki Temples as possible I´m a White Lotus elixir dealer. Usually I have more than 20 in my backpack and I will gladly sell them to you, for a price. If you want to have some fun in life, come and join my brothers-in-arms when we cross the final frontier - the Crystal hills which bare the way into the famed lands of Zargnoth. Through our contacts I have already gotten all the information about the four towns located there. Be sure to bring many ocular coins, you will need them.

What I really hate like hell are poisoned waterholes. But now that my god has given me the purify water spell beware, cause it will burn like hell if you kneel before the darkness.

Got something interesting to spare? Well, you never know what I might be carrying so give it a try. Mail me at andreasm@microsoft.com

Fuzzball

Do you feel the wind, do you hear the breeze? If you listen and watch very closely you might even see me - once. But probably only when I´m done with you. As a Furrcat I´m as stealthy as you can only imagine. With my Dragonbone Sword and my spiked Shield I´m a force to reckon with. I´m also a 5th level disciple of Shroud. All other information you will only gain on a need to know basis. You ask for my name? My friends call me Fuzzball (and they are few) but for you I´m the Invisible Stalker. Beware!

Hampfcrunch

Hampfcrunch is my name, looting is my game. I´m one of those guys the Shadowson family doesn´t like but my Bastard Sword usually keeps critters away. As a 5th level disciple of Kabuki I also own a Light Sword. The Great Fuvah Sword I found is on ist way to my esteemed leader, Gongflashdashlbang. I´m on a Temple tour with Wicked Highbulb. What I like best about my armor is that it is silver-plated. And my spiked helmet and gloves help. Otherwise I´m the real boring type - sleeping the nights away.

Quasimodo

Hello fellow traveller, my Name is Quasimodo and I´m a Monger (which is apparent cause of my iron body parts). I was blessed by his dark Majesty, Shroud, to gain a Mantle of the Dark and a Great Dark Sword. Usually I watch the back of Fuzzball which is easy as we both ride well-trained Plodders and they have Silver-Leather Barding. So if you hear a clonk-clonk noise passing by it´s probably us. I don´t understand why we haven´t learned the Yipiayeah yell yet. As for my equipment, well, I got two gold rings, a silver sing, a silver bone necklace, a silver charm, small & large lockpicks... you get my meaning. There is nearly nothing on this island I haven´t the right for. So if you wanna have a good time leave me a message at some Jossmen station or one of our Forts and I will get back to you. Oh, just in time - I can get no better anymore with my Trident, so let´s see what Zargnoth offers.

Keriss

Greetings fellow monsters. I am the Norman Keriss. I have been sleeping a lot recently but my hibernation is now over and I have once again resumed my journey eastward. Well I guess you want to know more about me.

I am skilled in all six of the known weapon types - although I now specialize in the Long Sword. I am garbed in silver and iron (my most prized possession being a suit of Silver-plated Armour I wrested from a Blood Mummy after gargantuan bout of wrestling). My voodoo skills are not lacking either with 10 recipes known to me (the only common voodoo I do not know is that involving Scatamunga Horn which my sister knows).

My faith is the Lightbringer Kabuki and I am a spell-wielding disciple in his service. I can blind my enemies with his holy light, increase my speed in battle, send my foes into slumber and garb myself in magical armour so beware if you should wish to face me in battle. But do not worry, I never initiate combat against monsters (with the exception of those foul Knolltir and Loggerheads).

Well that is all from me for now. I am about to embark on a tour of the Kabuki temples of the north on my trusty Plodder "Silver", accompanied by my Zombie "Fred".

Farewell.