Last Updated: 19/03/2000
Tombstones
Tombstone inscriptions in the UK game
- Fang Razorclaw's rotting corpse lies beneath you thanks to Thrax Ironfist.
- Here lies Vim Da Boda, destroyed by the mighty Titus Groan.
- A tribute to the victims of KAOS.
- Dig here. Your place will then be prepared for you when you meet the SSS.
- Here lies the treacherous Gog Hammerhand, brought to book by the formidable Arix Svensvenazuk.
- This stone marks the spot where Druss tried to swallow Garfield's Great Sword.
- Here lies Spa'am, killed after two battles against the wicked Windscreen Viper.
- Take mushrooms and toadstools to a King Ock Mushroom Grove.
- Here lies the brave Strathal Wurgess, slain by Awfool while valiantly defending a Shroud
Temple near the Claw & Tooth.
- OUCH.. Get off you heavy git!
- Here lies Purple Dragon, struck by a single rock from Wherzmifiet, a four week old monster.
- Here lies Skullsplitter, his skull split by Fluff.
- Here lies the scorched remains of Midg, courtesy of the noble Count Uglino.
- Go bother the living, you creep!
- Invest in a gravestone like this for the event of your passing. Brought to you by
Jossman Gravestone Advertising Inc.
- On this spot, Sukkras Od became another notch in Armageddon's belt.
- Here lies the remains of Wrathchilde Shadowson, beloved brother who went into the ghost
world much too soon, killed by his own brother.
- Dead and loving it!
- What are you looking at, creep?
- Here lies Peloquin, slain by the decadent Garfield, while foolishly camping next to a Shroud Temple.
- This stone marks the moment when Karaan of the notorious SSS tried to cross the territory
of Kabuki's Legion of the North - He failed.
- Here lies another piece of Shorty the Fatblob, too big to be buried in one place.
- The key to success is a really big sword.